The cat will never run out of posts at his sea. You humans make it impossible with your dumb spree. A new thing every day and you probably do them many a way. But today is the stunt of the witch hunt.
The witch hunt is grand.
Humans take a stand.
They use it across the land.
Let's give them a hand.
But oh dear.
They do it out of fear.
I mean look at that scary toad.
It tried to cross the road.
All road crossing toads are bad.
We need to kill them at every pad.
We can't let them live each day.
We need to end their road crossing play.
If we don't they might....might....
Who cares. They cause a fright.
Let's get them all now.
They will screw us up some how.
I don't need a good reason.
Those road crossing toads commit treason.
They need to stay by a lake.
Warts they may very well make.
So follow me.
End their spree.
Join the witch hunt.
It isn't a stunt.
Let's get those windows too.
They allow people to see you.
We have to smash them all.
They let nude people be seen at each hall.
The mailman told me.
We have to end this spree.
Windows and toads,
Smash and kill by the loads.
Don't forget sand.
That stuff isn't grand.
Cats use it to bury their shit.
We need to blast away every bit.
This isn't a stunt.
I'm being blunt.
I'll stand up front.
Join my witch hunt.
Pffft to dumb humans near and far. Have you ever joined a witch hunt at your sand bar? Do you think a toad crossing a road will get to you? Better not answer that if a yes comes due. The cat may give you a rhyming pass. Hey, it would be more fun for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
The witch hunt is grand.
Humans take a stand.
They use it across the land.
Let's give them a hand.
But oh dear.
They do it out of fear.
I mean look at that scary toad.
It tried to cross the road.
All road crossing toads are bad.
We need to kill them at every pad.
We can't let them live each day.
We need to end their road crossing play.
If we don't they might....might....
Who cares. They cause a fright.
Let's get them all now.
They will screw us up some how.
I don't need a good reason.
Those road crossing toads commit treason.
They need to stay by a lake.
Warts they may very well make.
So follow me.
End their spree.
Join the witch hunt.
It isn't a stunt.
Let's get those windows too.
They allow people to see you.
We have to smash them all.
They let nude people be seen at each hall.
The mailman told me.
We have to end this spree.
Windows and toads,
Smash and kill by the loads.
Don't forget sand.
That stuff isn't grand.
Cats use it to bury their shit.
We need to blast away every bit.
This isn't a stunt.
I'm being blunt.
I'll stand up front.
Join my witch hunt.
Pffft to dumb humans near and far. Have you ever joined a witch hunt at your sand bar? Do you think a toad crossing a road will get to you? Better not answer that if a yes comes due. The cat may give you a rhyming pass. Hey, it would be more fun for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteStill being slow!
Hank
On a streak
DeleteClimbing the peak
A Hunt That's A Stunt!
ReplyDeleteAnd making it that blunt
With many posts
With many hosts
Do without any witch-hunt
Hank
Doing without
DeleteSure what its about
Smashing toads and windows? Odd combination. They could throw the toads at the windows and kill two birds with one stone.
ReplyDeleteDouble the fun
DeleteTo get the job done
Road crossing toads cause warts galore
ReplyDeleteSweep em under the rug or show em to the door
Looking for adventure carve your name in a tree
Toss caution to the wind and join a witch hunt spree
Maybe they'll go a carving
DeleteAnd end up starving
After stabbing themselves in the hand
Or some other important gland lol
Don't you mean a toas
ReplyDeleteOn the road?
toad, dammit!
DeleteNah, never meant toas at all
DeleteBut toad may get the call
Ha!
DeletePeople are nuts. The cat knows!
ReplyDeleteNuts in many a way
DeleteCan't fool our bay
Witch hunt, indeed
ReplyDeleteDoesn't that describe
Last year's election at your feed??? :)
That it may
DeleteAs every side gave that a play
Don't want to see a toad
ReplyDeleteLet alone hunt one
I rather be outside
To play in the sun
Betty
Much more fun
DeleteTo give sun a run
Nothing like a good burning at the stake. Marshmallows anyone?
ReplyDeleteGet a good snack
DeleteAfter an screaming ear attack
HaHa! Little rhyming ass. :) A rhyming witch hunt--thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteRhyming away
DeleteAss and all at our bay
Gosh toads gotta stop crossing the road!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAs they offend a few
Burning? A Witch Hunt? I'll bring the S'mores.
ReplyDeleteA camp out
DeleteAs snow is about
That's certainly on the negative ledger for humanity.
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteWith their witch hunt biz
I'm always amazed that the cat posts every day...something new, too. I wonder...does the cat get tired?
ReplyDeleteThe cat takes plenty a nap
DeleteJust a far far ahead chap
I never know which witch hunt is which!
ReplyDeleteThey sure confuse
DeleteAs humans light each fuse
I do not participate in witch hunts- or actually any hunts that I can think of. :)
ReplyDeleteNo hunting for deals
DeleteOr better meals? haha
Escape to Witch Mountain
ReplyDeleteOr
Race to Witch Mountain
Which is which
with a remake switch
Round and round it goes
DeleteRemakes just cause woes
Which witch must go first?
ReplyDeleteI pick the rich b*tch witch -
She's the worst.
Toss them to the moon
DeleteEvery last loon
If they're hot witches, it's a a different kind of hunt
ReplyDeleteThat it may be
DeleteOn such a witch spree
Don't take part in witch hunts. they never end well, for the witch or participants.
ReplyDeleteAlways get screwed
DeleteNo matter the attitude
Mother Telling Her Goth Kid’s To Clean Room
ReplyDeleteBefore thou resume midst thine gloom
I doom thee with this morbid broom
Bid witch to her toad
Now six and ten old
Exhume some foul fume oust thine tomb
Be quite the clean
DeleteNot so serene
This makes me pissed when ignorants want to get rid of animals because they think it is killing their livestock so they go on a rampage. They got rid of the wolves that way in the states until the Canadians reintroduced them. There is a great video that shows how everything come back to life once the Wolves came back. Whether it is fear, stupidity or just cruelty, people need to be horsewhipped for wanting to get rid of animals...oooh don't get me started!
ReplyDeletehaha we agree with thee
DeleteShort sighted idiots are everywhere at any sea
Let's kill them all
Pffft and then they are the first to wonder why everything dies at their hall
I don't think I've ever seen a toad cross the road. Found plenty in my yard though. No witch hunts here. The scent of burning flesh doesn't sound appealing to me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it would rather stink
DeleteCause one to blink
Witch hunts! When we lived in Alymer, Ontario, and I was in grade two and my brother Roy in grade one, we thought a witch lived in a remote house on our way home from school. We used to think it was a good idea to knock down her mailbox on the way home. One day she caught us and ordered us into her kitchen ~ Oh thoughts of Hansel and Gretel! She gave us a snack and took us out to her barn to see her guinea pigs. We found out she was an old lady who liked to dress in long black clothes. She may had Amish connections. I can't remember. After that, we no longer thought she was a witch, but a nice lady who invited us in for snacks sometimes. We were always grateful she didn't tell our parents ~ Dad would have skinned us alive. Of course we felt badly that we had been knocking down her mailbox when we found out she wasn't a witch. The things kids do!
ReplyDeletebtw, if you want to read a great children's novel with a memorable witch, I highly recommend "The Prince of the Pond" by Donna Jo Napoli. I used to love reading this to my third grade kiddos. I could see you coming up with something like this book.
lmao what mean little buggers you were at your sea
DeletePicking on the poor old lady on a daily spree
But she could have been a witch
Had to make sure you found out before she gave you a glitch
Will have to look that one up indeed
And see what takes seed
Another great verse to welcome me back Pat. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
Road-crossing toads
ReplyDeleteAre they the same as chickens?
Why do they cross the road
To get squished like the dickens
They are suicidal maybe
DeleteFrom sea to sea