The cat listened to a nut the other day. The same damn thing they did say. They said it 12 times and the I stopped counting. What was it that was mounting? I'll get there at my lair.
There could still be snow.
I hate that you know.
Know you do.
I just told you.
I told you before?
No need for an encore?
That's beside the point.
Did you hear about the butt joint?
Yeah, it really is there.
I know you really don't care.
That's beside the point.
Don't get your nose out of joint.
I didn't hold you at gun point.
I never hurt your wrist joint.
A new rhyme I should appoint.
But that's beside the point.
What was the point?
Do I really need to anoint?
Nah, that wasn't it.
Isn't this some shit?
There was a bear in the road.
It left a great big load.
That factored into what I was saying.
And look, you aren't even paying.
Should I charge for this?
That may bring bliss.
My wallet is in disjoint.
That's beside the point.
It can still fill.
Use it on a bill.
Who gets paper bills still?
That should be nil.
But that's beside the point.
Don't you love that hip joint?
That thing can sure cause pain.
Maybe that's a no pain no gain.
Some have said no pain no game.
That is really rather lame.
But that's beside the point.
This point I really should anoint.
Catch the point in all of that? Are you just confused by the cat? I could go on forever like some humans at my sea, but there are more important things to do for we. I never even got to the point that that saying was said a ton. There we go, all done. Don't you love the never ending roundabout way? Didn't that just make your day? But that's beside the point class. The butt joint better stay in for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
There could still be snow.
I hate that you know.
Know you do.
I just told you.
I told you before?
No need for an encore?
That's beside the point.
Did you hear about the butt joint?
Yeah, it really is there.
I know you really don't care.
That's beside the point.
Don't get your nose out of joint.
I didn't hold you at gun point.
I never hurt your wrist joint.
A new rhyme I should appoint.
But that's beside the point.
What was the point?
Do I really need to anoint?
Nah, that wasn't it.
Isn't this some shit?
There was a bear in the road.
It left a great big load.
That factored into what I was saying.
And look, you aren't even paying.
Should I charge for this?
That may bring bliss.
My wallet is in disjoint.
That's beside the point.
It can still fill.
Use it on a bill.
Who gets paper bills still?
That should be nil.
But that's beside the point.
Don't you love that hip joint?
That thing can sure cause pain.
Maybe that's a no pain no gain.
Some have said no pain no game.
That is really rather lame.
But that's beside the point.
This point I really should anoint.
Catch the point in all of that? Are you just confused by the cat? I could go on forever like some humans at my sea, but there are more important things to do for we. I never even got to the point that that saying was said a ton. There we go, all done. Don't you love the never ending roundabout way? Didn't that just make your day? But that's beside the point class. The butt joint better stay in for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDelete2 in a few days
DeleteAs away you blaze
Ninja attack
DeleteAt the cat's shack
Attacking away
DeleteAll through the day
Where the heck is everyone?
ReplyDeleteWe still get paper bills and I pay by check. I know, everyone pays online. Maybe one day I will.
Time change screwed with all
DeleteNinja still antique way at his hall lol
Maybe it is the time change. I remembered though.
DeleteAll have to get up to snuff
DeleteAs for some the time change is rough
Well, I snore
DeleteLike a boar
That you do
DeleteAll the day through
Cross The Divides With The Besides!
ReplyDeleteCome to the point not to take sides
Point of contention
And no revelation
Better to face it not to take flight
Hank
Face it head on
DeleteSo bring forth a new dawn
You might just be the Rambling Man!
ReplyDeleteTrying' to make a livin'
DeleteDoin'the best I can
and when it's time for leavin'
I hope you understand
Rambling away
DeleteA feline with say
Wow is everyone sleeping?
ReplyDeleteWe will blame it on the moon
and the time changing tune...
Asleep they must be
DeleteFinding no spring ahead glee
Time change, did you get the point
ReplyDeleteChange the clock at your joint?
I forgot but that's the norm
Tonight we'll have another storm
Storm for the norm
DeleteSounds like a dorm
Confused this morning
ReplyDeleteBut not from lack of sleep
No changing clocks here
But cannot think too deep.
Betty
No changing clocks would be grand
DeleteSpread that across the land
Clock change done
ReplyDeleteNow time to run
Dislocate a joint
What's the point?
No point there
DeleteJust hurt at one's lair
I am getting a new hip
ReplyDeleteCan't happen soon enough
As I limp and hobble in pain
But I try to be tough
Hip pain sure does suck
DeleteMine stays fine unless I walk with no shoes on and then it's wt fluck
Time change in the US.
ReplyDeleteHello Pat and Cat!
Been there done that
DeleteWish it would be squashed flat
A bear in the road? Oh, you Canadians!
ReplyDeleteBeen a few
DeleteEven some moose too
My brother does that. Takes 30 minutes to get to the point he's trying to make. So frustrating.
ReplyDeletehaha goes on and on
DeleteBefore the point shall dawn
Clocks are changed here, darn it all.Good point, getting to the point.
ReplyDeleteGot there
DeleteWithout an hour to spare
The point of that, the point of this/I think the cat is just taking the piss! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Ripping it off
DeleteNo reason to scoff
Wife reset clock
ReplyDeleteSo I wouldn't squawk
But then came the shock
She used a rock
Bam, it's dead
DeleteStay in bed
The point is to be No 1
ReplyDeleteGet on top
DeleteOf the crop
I haven't heard that idiom in a while, Pat. It's always fun when you play with idioms where you're at. "Stick to the point," I say. No need for additions that are not directly relevant to the point you're making. Hearing someone say "Besides..." a dozen plus times would make me want to tear my hair out. Have a great day at your bay!
ReplyDeletelol so if the cat says it 50 times you'll go bald?
DeleteWould that leave you applaud
Not gonna lie
ReplyDeleteFeeling a bit shocked
This poem seems a touch angry
Like someone needs to get rocked
Nah, just out with a flow
DeleteWhat do you know
I think the only paper bills I still get are medical bills. I do love the convenience of online bill pay though!
ReplyDeleteWay easier to do
DeleteFew clicks and through
I still get bills through the mail
ReplyDeleteI like that better, without fail.
As fo snow, we will be getting a lot
Hi ho..it's March...that's all I've got:)
Enjoy the snow
DeleteRain is all we got at our show