The cat likes to hide toys here and there. Can find them under the bed and fridge at our lair. Hey, they just go under as I whack. Humans sure hide everything though at their shack.
Look a this.
You can't miss.
Smile wide.
Shoved aside.
We'll do it later.
Shove it in a crater.
Out of sight.
No longer a fright.
Health bells ring.
Bah, who needs that thing.
I'll still sit on my ass.
Shovel pills down in mass.
Insurance is due.
Bah, screw that too.
Whoops, accident is had.
But hey, I meant to pay it at my pad.
Yard work needed.
That can be deeded.
Deeded and not done.
What? My 8ft grass isn't inviting to everyone?
Need to fill out that form.
Bah, ignoring it is the norm.
Wait, I could have won that?
I blame the cat for my falling flat.
Pay the IRS.
Damn that mess.
Now I owe back fees too?
What? Jail may come due?
Get prepared for snow.
Pffft it will be a while before it will blow.
My roof caved in?
Stupid winter and its early spin.
Need to get someone new hired?
Bah, I'm just too tired.
Whoops, work didn't get done.
Going out of business is now spun.
Out of mind.
The way of mankind.
Then they give a hiss,
Due to their own miss.
Do you shove them aside and in it take pride? Get screwed over later that way. That may cause dismay. At least sometimes it may. Others you can go out to play. But if your roof caves in due to snow, a whoopsy may not be enough at your show. Now I'll go chew the grass so it doesn't grow 8ft around my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Look a this.
You can't miss.
Smile wide.
Shoved aside.
We'll do it later.
Shove it in a crater.
Out of sight.
No longer a fright.
Health bells ring.
Bah, who needs that thing.
I'll still sit on my ass.
Shovel pills down in mass.
Insurance is due.
Bah, screw that too.
Whoops, accident is had.
But hey, I meant to pay it at my pad.
Yard work needed.
That can be deeded.
Deeded and not done.
What? My 8ft grass isn't inviting to everyone?
Need to fill out that form.
Bah, ignoring it is the norm.
Wait, I could have won that?
I blame the cat for my falling flat.
Pay the IRS.
Damn that mess.
Now I owe back fees too?
What? Jail may come due?
Get prepared for snow.
Pffft it will be a while before it will blow.
My roof caved in?
Stupid winter and its early spin.
Need to get someone new hired?
Bah, I'm just too tired.
Whoops, work didn't get done.
Going out of business is now spun.
Out of mind.
The way of mankind.
Then they give a hiss,
Due to their own miss.
Do you shove them aside and in it take pride? Get screwed over later that way. That may cause dismay. At least sometimes it may. Others you can go out to play. But if your roof caves in due to snow, a whoopsy may not be enough at your show. Now I'll go chew the grass so it doesn't grow 8ft around my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteA perfect 10
DeleteQuite unplanned
Hank
A winning double
DeleteWith little trouble
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ReplyDeleteDouble the dose
DeleteJust by a nose
Just as unplanned
Appears grand!
Hank
You beat you
DeleteWith a times two
Yes! we humans are good at "Sweeping things under the carpet" Wonderfully written Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
That humans are
DeleteSweeping near and far
Hide it from sight
ReplyDeleteFly it up on a kite
The frost man will bite
In the dark find a light
Somethings going frosty
DeleteMay be umm costy?
To err is human, to forgive divine. Alexander Pope 17ll
ReplyDeleteBut you still have to pay the bill for the err.
When payment comes due
DeleteCan sure turn one blue
While I might gather things in organized piles of mess and then ignore for a while, I always pay bills on time. Wish I could ignore the yard work. Shaggy grass bugs me though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd be the same with the shaggy grass
DeleteWanting to make that pass
Not There I'm Aware!
ReplyDeleteIt comes with a glare
Hidden from view
Insurance is due
Only then it is fair
Hank
Comes back down the line
DeleteAs it does align
We often hide our toys under the couch...with the dust bunnies!
ReplyDeleteGive the dust bunnies some fun
DeleteAs around you run
Our toys all go skidding under the stove or fridge. Never to be seen again.
ReplyDeleteMust be lots under there
DeleteWith little room to spare
Nope, if I have something to do I need to get it done or it bothers me until I do.
ReplyDeleteSure can be the way
DeleteHere at our bay
No hiding at my place
ReplyDeleteOh the list we do
Keep up the pace, all things in place
Yard under control, nothing to rue
Keeping all on task
DeleteSo in the sun you can bask
Paid someone to do the yard
ReplyDeleteGets done quicker that way
And leaves us more time
To play.
Betty
That works with ease
DeleteMakes it a breeze
Sometimes I push aside
ReplyDeleteSometimes I hide
Sometimes I get it done quick
But that frame of mind doesn't stick.
Doesn't stay to play
DeleteOh the dismay
Whenever I procrastinate
ReplyDeletethe things I really hate
I end up regretting it
as on my butt I sit. hahaha
haha and the grow and grow
DeleteLike a laundry show
From bedroom my six year old sped
ReplyDeleteHe cried there’s a ghost under bed
My son don’t you worry
As to bed I’d carry
That’s just were we bury the dead
Sure might smell
DeleteBut what the hell
There's always something around the house to do.
ReplyDeleteVacuuming, mopping, washing to name a few.
Sometimes, when I'm lazy I take a nap instead.
The cats like to keep me company in bed.
I don't worry, I'll do it another day.
If not, what can I say?
Yeah, meh it gets done
DeleteAs around you nap or run
Some things I do and some I opt not
ReplyDeleteuntil it is actually due, at my zoo
An actual date
DeleteTo take the bait
I can't wait until later
ReplyDeleteThat will not occur
In my home at all.
I've had clients, on the other hand.
Who have their heads in the sand.
Some have not done their income tax
In a decade and know they owe to the max.
lmao those people I just shake my head
DeleteAs they have made their own bed
Took a call today from a man who has not done his taxes since 1997!
Delete20 years is a long ass time
DeleteWas he a street corner mime?
No sweeping things under the carpet for me.
ReplyDeleteI take care of business at my sea.
That's why my blogging can fall by the wayside.
Unpaid bills, an empty larder, mounds of laundry I cannot abide!
haha that is why I stay far far ahead
DeleteThen I can do that while new posts are put to bed
I am usually on top of getting things done and paying bills on time. If am a stickler for not having a mounting to-do list if I can help it.
ReplyDeleteA good stickler to be
DeleteLet's you stay do to list free
So much work to do
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to make it through!
Work and work
DeleteThen give it a smirk
I'm glad I got my taxes back in Jan
ReplyDeleteGot mine last week
DeleteWorks for our creek