The cat shakes his head. I think I'll do that even in my death bed. You humans are out to lunch. At least most in the bunch. But that you know. No need to tell me at your show. What? You did? Don't flip your lid.
Things will go wrong.
Things aren't in tune.
The world will ping pong.
It will be high noon.
You need me there.
I need to do it.
Get out of my hair.
I'll make everything a hit.
What was that?
That can't be.
It must have went splat.
It didn't have me.
1000 marriages took place.
That isn't true.
Me they should embrace,
Or it won't go through.
Work assignments were done.
That is as false as can be.
They will make the execs run.
They didn't consult me.
Cars everywhere were bought.
They never got the best price.
Screwed, the whole friggin lot.
Without me they roll loaded dice.
Homes were built.
What? In a tree?
I bet they all have a tilt.
You should have consulted me.
You graded work?
That is too bad.
You are just some clerk.
I'll regrade and make all mad.
You are raising kids?
That will end in disaster.
You can't even raise squids.
I can raise them better and faster.
Have you got it yet?
You can't live free.
Nothing can be perfectly set.
You have to consult me, me, me.
Are you a control freak? I hope not at your creek. Thinking everyone, everywhere needs you is rather pathetic at your zoo. Wow, dozens of babies were just born. Wow, people are picking ears of corn. Guess what each have in common from zoo to zoo? They got done and didn't need you. The cat is also still here passing gas. No need to control my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Things will go wrong.
Things aren't in tune.
The world will ping pong.
It will be high noon.
You need me there.
I need to do it.
Get out of my hair.
I'll make everything a hit.
What was that?
That can't be.
It must have went splat.
It didn't have me.
1000 marriages took place.
That isn't true.
Me they should embrace,
Or it won't go through.
Work assignments were done.
That is as false as can be.
They will make the execs run.
They didn't consult me.
Cars everywhere were bought.
They never got the best price.
Screwed, the whole friggin lot.
Without me they roll loaded dice.
Homes were built.
What? In a tree?
I bet they all have a tilt.
You should have consulted me.
You graded work?
That is too bad.
You are just some clerk.
I'll regrade and make all mad.
You are raising kids?
That will end in disaster.
You can't even raise squids.
I can raise them better and faster.
Have you got it yet?
You can't live free.
Nothing can be perfectly set.
You have to consult me, me, me.
Are you a control freak? I hope not at your creek. Thinking everyone, everywhere needs you is rather pathetic at your zoo. Wow, dozens of babies were just born. Wow, people are picking ears of corn. Guess what each have in common from zoo to zoo? They got done and didn't need you. The cat is also still here passing gas. No need to control my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 8 in a row
DeleteSlowly an even flow!
Hank
Even on one
DeleteWith another spun
A control freak I am not,
ReplyDeleteThat I'm glad to say.
But I know someone who most certainly is,
And by his actions I have had to pay.
Happy week-end Pat.
Yvonne.
Good to stay away
DeleteFrom such people on display
I imagine it's not easy raising squids.
ReplyDeleteReality is that everyone can be replaced.
Might be quite the task
DeleteYep, replaced without even an ask
On Patrol With All Control!
ReplyDeleteThere're freaks who are bold
Give some face
Leave a space
Or some may likely just fold
Hank
That they may
DeleteFold and have a fine day
I used to be a control freak and still am but it is very hard to control cats in any way.
ReplyDeleteCats will have their way
DeleteAt the end of the day
Never been a control freak but I have known a few. But I do make a good boss. lol
ReplyDeletelol a bossy boots at your sea
DeleteAs a bossing comes to be
Oh I like things my way but Ray keeps me in check. Only a tad berserk at my zoo
ReplyDeleteOnly a tad
DeleteBeats full blown mad
Some things I like to have my way
ReplyDeleteBut I also like to give others a fair say
That is what one must do
DeleteAlways up for a new view
I've known a control freak before
ReplyDeleteplayed the game of do what I say
or I won't talk to you anymore
I learned and went my own way
this person was a one way street
to a friend this person did mistreat...
Let them walk off their own cliff
DeleteNo one will weep or sniff
On some things I like to be in control
ReplyDeleteBut then there are lots of things I slide by
That is how I do it here
But don't ask why.
Betty
Some are more better than other things
DeleteAs they wait there in your wings
I don't think so until I'm in the car
ReplyDeleteThen you want to win
DeleteWhen out for a spin
I can honestly say I am never in control these days!
ReplyDeleteWith so many others around
DeleteControl can be hard to be found
Oh no, not a control freak over here. I have much self control.
ReplyDeleteSelf control
DeleteA good way to roll
If I've learned anything in this life it is that control is an illusion! Have a good day, my friend!
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteWith life's biz
When I'm in control
ReplyDeleteI want to be heard.
Control is my goal
When I'm Arlee Bird.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Do you flip the bird?
DeleteThat can be taken the wrong way, my word
I am not a control freak
ReplyDeletebut I am not meek.
I do like some things a certain way
most people are like that, I dare say.
Now my hubby likes to be in control
my mom as well, it makes my eyes roll
to the back of my head as they need things this way and that.
I just think they need some cat scat:)
haha cat scat will teach a thing or three
DeleteAs they try to control their sea
orlin N cassie...de FSG noez a few control freekz; one at werk & de purrson waz ona tie raid bout doin sum thin their way N gettin ten kindz oh att a tood with her & everee one else....
ReplyDeleteif noe customerz had been in de store area... her wooda getted on de intercom N announced:
Jesus iz in de buildin; pleez come two de west side for meet N greet ~~~~~~
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
heerz two a slender snipe eel kinda week oh end ! ♥♥♥☺☺☺
haha now that would have been fun
DeleteYou've sure got a big one
Sorry, Pat. I did all of that, even without a cat.
ReplyDelete(Well, that's not quite true. My son had a cat.)
Got all in
DeleteFor a control spin
Really I dont control nothing!!
ReplyDeleteReally anything in this life you can control lol
Yep, have to go with the flow
DeleteWith whatever shall show
Control freak at their peak
ReplyDeleteGrab a bus that goes beep, beep
And let them fall
DeleteOff a cliff, that is all
I like to think I'm in control every day.
ReplyDeleteThen the cats come along and show me the way.
They live how they like
DeleteEverything else can take a hike
He boasted he had her on string
ReplyDeleteFor him she would do anything
Was struck in the head
When somebody said
Which string was controlling that fling
Stringed along
Deletecan go all wrong
Sometimes we feel we need to do it all- but life certainly moves on without us. ;)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Life keeps going
DeleteNo matter our showing