The cat will help you all out today. I know you are all going crazy with the a to z on its way. Or if you are ahead like me, you are simply resting at your sea. But I'll still help so none will yelp.
Got to go.
Got to work.
For me foe,
That awful jerk.
Can't play online.
Nope, not today.
My time won't align,
Or so they say.
Well this is nifty.
Maybe even great.
It doesn't sound shifty,
And I can still relate.
Take your web.
Take it with you.
The flow and ebb,
Can still come true.
I go to and fro.
My sites are here.
What do you know,
They are ever so clear.
Blogs about porn.
Blogs about writing.
I don't have to be torn,
Don't even need good lighting.
Hooked up to all.
My phone and what not.
I'm having a ball.
Everything is caught.
Work's not done.
But hey, I'm here.
Don't ruin my fun.
I like my cheer.
Cars are honking.
I just hit one.
Something went plonking.
Too bad I must run.
I have yet to eat.
My fridge is bare.
But oh what a treat,
I can take my web anywhere.
Hmm, on second thought I may not help a lot. The cat just read "take your web with you" and this post came due. Oh what can spur me on. Do you take it with you across the lawn? Hope you don't crash and dash as you may get thrown in the trash. Now I'll go relax and eat some grass. That sure works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Got to go.
Got to work.
For me foe,
That awful jerk.
Can't play online.
Nope, not today.
My time won't align,
Or so they say.
Well this is nifty.
Maybe even great.
It doesn't sound shifty,
And I can still relate.
Take your web.
Take it with you.
The flow and ebb,
Can still come true.
I go to and fro.
My sites are here.
What do you know,
They are ever so clear.
Blogs about porn.
Blogs about writing.
I don't have to be torn,
Don't even need good lighting.
Hooked up to all.
My phone and what not.
I'm having a ball.
Everything is caught.
Work's not done.
But hey, I'm here.
Don't ruin my fun.
I like my cheer.
Cars are honking.
I just hit one.
Something went plonking.
Too bad I must run.
I have yet to eat.
My fridge is bare.
But oh what a treat,
I can take my web anywhere.
Hmm, on second thought I may not help a lot. The cat just read "take your web with you" and this post came due. Oh what can spur me on. Do you take it with you across the lawn? Hope you don't crash and dash as you may get thrown in the trash. Now I'll go relax and eat some grass. That sure works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteNice day today
DeleteBack in play!
Hank
Good Morning Hank
DeleteGood morning True
DeleteNice seeing you!
Hank
Back on top
DeleteOf the #1 crop
On The Take For Heaven's Sake!
ReplyDeleteAnd not to be taken for a fake
What's the plan really
For the A to Z thingy
For 26 days one must be 'awake'
Hank
One must sure wake
DeleteUnless used to an every day partake
Ah, I'm only the second arrival today...
ReplyDeleteIt'll be interesting to see how the A-Z works this year. I decided not to do it, and I already kinda miss it.
DeleteWill be interesting to see how it goes
DeleteAs in blog land it flows
I am third to arrive
ReplyDeleteTake the web with me I can go far
DeleteTraveling to and fro in my car
Texting while driving is a big no
it's snowing off to work I go
Getting hit by a car
DeleteWould sure be off par
Or going in a ditch
Would be a bitch
I still don't have a smartphone, so my internet stays at home.
ReplyDeleteToo smart for it
DeleteMor5e than a bit?
The Web is always with us, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteNo worry here. Sleeping in tomorrow, will peek in on a couple blogs, and then go enjoy my Saturday.
Yeah, no need to worry at all
DeleteDo what one can at their hall
It pays to plan and stay ahead
ReplyDeleteThen keep on dreaming from your bed
Work while the spark ignites your way
Then ha ha ha a mantra you can say
That is the way
DeleteA smiling we go at our bay
No A to Z here at my lot
ReplyDeleteResting here, enjoying the hot
Betty
Send us the heat
DeleteSo the cold is beat
Disconnecting for most of the day
ReplyDeleteIs the only way
To get things done at my bay
That it is
DeleteWhen you have real life biz
No web in my car
ReplyDeletePhone in my purse
I drive, no searching or texting
No need for a ticket or curse
Don't want the coppers
DeleteMay throw you in a cage with pill poppers
Not on the go.
ReplyDeleteThat's not for me.
I just say "no"
To mobile A to Z.
Here's me at home
On my PC
And not on the phone
For that A to Z.
My April is taken
By blogging you see,
With this God forsaken
Crazy old A to Z.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Taken and full
DeleteHaving its pull
Off you will go
Putting on a timely show
I am one with the internet and the internet is with me
ReplyDeleteBlink and there you are
DeleteAnswers at your sand bar
Have fun with the A to Z this month.
ReplyDeleteMore posts from the cat
DeleteWho would have guessed that
See you on the A to Z,Great poem Pat as always.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Away we'll go
DeleteWith the flow
I try to wait till I'm home but sometimes it is really useful to access on the go!
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteWhen something you need to see
No A-Z here either. Just a couple of hours a day to hear about all the animals around the world.
ReplyDeleteThat is good
DeleteFine way to blog in your hood
orlin N cassie....sew we flat out asked de food gurl what her did BEE FOR internet.....we is still waitin on an answer ~~~~~~ best fishez with de A ~ Z !! ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteGuess it was nothing fun
DeleteThat she gave a run
The web is okay and any spiders are a bonus!
ReplyDeleteA good treat
DeleteTo come and eat
The hot spot on my phone guarantees I have the Web wherever I go.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the A to Z.
When needed it's there
DeleteGood way to be at your lair
It's so good to have it everywhere. I wonder how we managed before.
ReplyDeleteGot lost we may
DeleteAt many a bay
When husband takes wife out on town
ReplyDeleteAnd gives her no reason to frown
When creature of gust
Arises from dust
The internet must have gone down
Down for life
DeleteWould bring strife
Web is always with me! I can't go places without GPS app!
ReplyDeleteNeed that to seek
DeleteSo we don't drive in a creek
The web is convenient to have on hand
ReplyDeleteas you travel about the land.
Might need the GPS
or to check an item during an auction quest!
Auction and directions
DeleteBeats searching for pills that cause umm detections lol
The Web really takes up too much of my time.
ReplyDeleteBut without it I'd not be fine.
Not doing the A to Z.
I don't have time you see.
Would be rather bland
DeleteWithout it across the land
I'm a web lover, but there is def. a time and a place. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, can't be all the time
DeleteOr that may be a crime
Nope. No on-the-go web for me, and that's the way I like it.
ReplyDeleteHave fun with the A-Z!
A month without blogging is the choice for me. :)
No blogging at hand
DeleteWhat's that? We ask in our land
I always have the web with me. Seems like I am always in a waiting room (life of a parent!) so it's nice to have a distraction then.
ReplyDeleteYeah, can be a good help then
DeleteKeeping boredom away at your den
Guaranteed I don't always have the internet with me!
ReplyDeleteAnd definitely no A to Z!
Not in the loo
DeleteWill the a to z you do
Absolutely not! LOL
Deletelol could do and go
DeleteMulti-tasking you know
Has to be a relief to be done with your A-Z posts and not feel the pressure to get them done!
ReplyDelete~Jess
Be no pressure here
DeleteIf there was, we'd be a breaking little rhyming rear
Internet is always with me
ReplyDeleteDon't know how I'd exist without
On occasion, when I forget my phone
My brain has a severe withdrawal bout
Damn, that brain needs it
DeleteAddicted more than a bit