The cat doesn't want you to know he has gas. Whoops, posted that in mass. Damn, I'm sure confusing there. I don't want you to know but I tell you at my lair. Get it? You will with this fit.
I want privacy.
That is my policy.
A cheat rhyme in my prime.
I'll do it more than one time.
Back to privacy.
Don't want piracy.
Can be avast any land lubbers.
That could piss off umm rubbers?
Trojan may not find joy.
Hey, could be a pirate toy.
A bit off track.
Back on the attack.
Piracy I want.
Those crazies can haunt.
Shouldn't tell what I do.
Oh no, that is so bad at my zoo.
Look at my funny pic.
Like and click.
Look at my fancy car.
I can drive that far.
Pics galore of my house.
Doesn't even have a mouse.
It is brand shiny new.
All there for all to view.
Did we mention we are going away?
Yep, will be away a week at our bay.
No one will be home at all.
Don't you love our shiny hall?
But we are going to a private place.
That puts a smile on my face.
It's in Bora Bora.
There we'll umm whora whora?
I'll be sure and show pics too.
There will be plenty to view.
Be sure and like each one.
Now away I go to have fun.
I want my life private though.
That I really do know.
Don't watch me NSA.
But liking my pic is okay.
Pfffft are you one of those? Whine about all the privacy woes? Then you go and post all the crap on the internet for all to see. Such people deserve what they get with their not so private "like me" spree. Hit with the dumb stick as they try and choose and pick. If you put it out in mass then you are less private than my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I want privacy.
That is my policy.
A cheat rhyme in my prime.
I'll do it more than one time.
Back to privacy.
Don't want piracy.
Can be avast any land lubbers.
That could piss off umm rubbers?
Trojan may not find joy.
Hey, could be a pirate toy.
A bit off track.
Back on the attack.
Piracy I want.
Those crazies can haunt.
Shouldn't tell what I do.
Oh no, that is so bad at my zoo.
Look at my funny pic.
Like and click.
Look at my fancy car.
I can drive that far.
Pics galore of my house.
Doesn't even have a mouse.
It is brand shiny new.
All there for all to view.
Did we mention we are going away?
Yep, will be away a week at our bay.
No one will be home at all.
Don't you love our shiny hall?
But we are going to a private place.
That puts a smile on my face.
It's in Bora Bora.
There we'll umm whora whora?
I'll be sure and show pics too.
There will be plenty to view.
Be sure and like each one.
Now away I go to have fun.
I want my life private though.
That I really do know.
Don't watch me NSA.
But liking my pic is okay.
Pfffft are you one of those? Whine about all the privacy woes? Then you go and post all the crap on the internet for all to see. Such people deserve what they get with their not so private "like me" spree. Hit with the dumb stick as they try and choose and pick. If you put it out in mass then you are less private than my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 4 in a row
DeleteJust an even flow!
Hank
Good morning Hank
DeleteEven at four
DeleteWith the tour
A great score
DeleteBeats my snore
A snore of life
DeleteFree from strife
Private Nut In A Rut!
ReplyDeleteThey think one is smart
Some privacy
Is necessary
Not telling too much in part
Hank
Have to hide some away
DeleteBut few do with their say
Go off to a private isle
ReplyDeleteOr go float the river Nile
Drink Turkish coffee in the morn
Watch a baby elephant get born
Keep it all under wraps
As the village crier does his laps
It's all hush hush, no one can know
Then send up one big fireworks show
Send it up to see
DeleteWrite in the sky for me
Tell all around the Earth
Elephant birth has worth
Have fun on your vacay
ReplyDeleteand don't let anyone know you're away
because then they will take your things
like your gold chains and rings
or your box of kitty litter
and other things that glitter
best to post those pics when you're back
so your home isn't under attack
In they will come
DeleteLeave your home as bare as a bum
Rob you blind
Gotta love mankind
Hey, I'm going to be away, come rob me at my bay!
ReplyDeleteI like my privacy and I keep it that way - private.
Private is what it should be
DeleteWhen you don't want people to know things at your sea
I never understood that mentality
ReplyDeletetelling everyone you are away
it's like inviting trouble at your bay
Some of your things may stray
Off with some crook, a new reality
Yep, it is dumb
DeleteFind a criminal chum
Although may be neat to go first
Then post such a burst
Pretending you are going
Then catch the criminal that is showing
Yep, there is a lot of not-too-bright posted every single day!
ReplyDeleteEvery day it shows
DeleteGood thing the sun glows
Bit private here at my bay
ReplyDeleteDon't want to tell it all
Keep some secrets
Don't want to fall
Betty
Some are best kept
DeleteUnder the rug they are swept
How timely is that?!?
ReplyDeleteHeadline news from our very own Cat!!!
Psychic at my sea
DeleteWith the timing that came to be
Privacy, do not look,
ReplyDeleteat least until I post on Facebook.
'tis the culture, I do suppose. :)
Watch that timeline
DeleteAll will align
I have always assumed not much is private. Nowadays amazon can predict my life. I do try to use common sense on postings.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Amazon has you in its clutches
DeleteWhether buying books or crutches
Some of the stuff folks put out there is stunning.
ReplyDeleteIt sure can stun
DeleteAnd make one run
I don't show or say anything that I don't mind others knowing about. It's kinda crazy to have privacy concerns and then turn on tracking on your phone so everyone on fb can see where you are, what restaurant you're at..ect.
ReplyDeleteYep, people are rather dumb
DeleteAs they let all follow around their bum
orlin N cassie.....can ya say "1984" !!!
ReplyDeletehope all iz well with ewe both N dad two....oh, N a friend oh a friend bragged bout bee in gone on vacation on that FB place.....came home N guess what ~~~~~~ robbed ~~~~~~
haha friend sure proved the point
DeleteDon't brag until you return home at your joint
People drive me nuts as well, with all that check-in business. I had to unfollow people on Twitter who were actually checking in at gas stations and grocery stores. Who cares.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I unfollowed a whole bunch too
DeleteAs those people really need to get a clue
Well at least say when you are away when I come knocking at your bay. I'm a cat burglar. and you have two fine, sassy ones I see.
ReplyDeleteThe cats will keep things at bay
DeleteShould anyone stray
Kellyanne Conway says Obama can see you through your microwave
ReplyDeleteseriously
Damn, I may be screwed
DeleteSome may find it rude
Your telly spies on you you know/and why do you think cows say "Moo" and not "no"?
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Moo to agree
DeleteFrom sea to sea
Hard to cry afoul of privacy when someone is posting all over the internet ~ Best to say little or not at all ~
ReplyDeleteThat is the best way
DeleteIf one wants privacy to stay
Private look
ReplyDeleteat a book
Filled with gook
how head shook
when wife took
whacked at crook
caught with book
Booked em in the end
DeleteWith a booking trend
Privacy doesn't exist anymore.
ReplyDeleteFortunately I have nosy neighbors at my shore!
They keep a watchful eye
DeleteWhen in the sky you fly
Great post Pat, enjoyed the read.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in our land
Look at my food
ReplyDeleteThat puts me in a mood.
Look at my ten thousandth selfie
I have pointed ears just like an elfie.
I'm going away
come rob me at my bay.
I am all about me, me, me
but I still want my privacy
those people are crazy
let them go away and go pick a daisy
There they should go
DeleteFor a daisy show
Then let them fall in
Stuck in the ground for the win
Privacy is a thing of the past
ReplyDeleteEveryone's business is known
People wonder why they are scammed
When they share it all on the phone
Wonder they do
DeleteHaven't a clue
My husband is the only one that I know who actually likes his privacy. He refuses to join any social media channels and hardly ever talks about his private life with anyone other than close family and friends. Too bad he has a wife that blogs lol
ReplyDeletelmao you kinda make him fail
DeleteAs pics set sail