The cat shakes his head at you humans far and near. I think you have very few things between each ear. Maybe a few worms crawling around in there. That should raise some neck hair.
They are so great.
I like every trait.
They are so cool.
Even when they drool.
Why is that?
Because they are fat.
Their wallet that is.
They are so rich they take a golden whizz.
Let's emulate each one.
That has to be fun.
Let's be a rich prick.
That will do the trick.
Get people to wipe our feet.
That is oh so neat.
Oh you missed a spot.
I can't go anywhere with a dirty trot.
Have others clean your place.
That brings a smile to your face.
You sit on your lazy fat ass,
While others clean your huge house mass.
Oh, and have 50 homes too.
That is so great to do.
Yeah, we really need that.
Be so happy where we're at.
Don't forget the yacht.
Bah, we can do without...not.
We need at least three.
A fleet to sail the sea.
A private jet too.
Sailing won't always do.
But need many a crew.
Maybe a back up one too.
Oh, look at the little people bow.
That is just so wow.
Who cares if I'm a prick?
They pile around me brick by brick.
An idea, have you?
Oh, you have two?
If only you had money?
Wow, you people are funny.
Geez, all kinds in one. Rich pricks are under the gun. Whiny people at rich pricks knees and the ones wanting to be like them pouncing like fleas. The cat got a three in one. Are you any of them under your sun? I hope not. But keep trying for that golden pot. Money is grand and a lot is fine. But wanting to be like someone who is a douche bag because they have a billion times nine? Nah, we don't need that. And who needs another billion added to that stat? Isn't 9, or whatever, billion enough in mass? You humans sure confuse my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
They are so great.
I like every trait.
They are so cool.
Even when they drool.
Why is that?
Because they are fat.
Their wallet that is.
They are so rich they take a golden whizz.
Let's emulate each one.
That has to be fun.
Let's be a rich prick.
That will do the trick.
Get people to wipe our feet.
That is oh so neat.
Oh you missed a spot.
I can't go anywhere with a dirty trot.
Have others clean your place.
That brings a smile to your face.
You sit on your lazy fat ass,
While others clean your huge house mass.
Oh, and have 50 homes too.
That is so great to do.
Yeah, we really need that.
Be so happy where we're at.
Don't forget the yacht.
Bah, we can do without...not.
We need at least three.
A fleet to sail the sea.
A private jet too.
Sailing won't always do.
But need many a crew.
Maybe a back up one too.
Oh, look at the little people bow.
That is just so wow.
Who cares if I'm a prick?
They pile around me brick by brick.
An idea, have you?
Oh, you have two?
If only you had money?
Wow, you people are funny.
Geez, all kinds in one. Rich pricks are under the gun. Whiny people at rich pricks knees and the ones wanting to be like them pouncing like fleas. The cat got a three in one. Are you any of them under your sun? I hope not. But keep trying for that golden pot. Money is grand and a lot is fine. But wanting to be like someone who is a douche bag because they have a billion times nine? Nah, we don't need that. And who needs another billion added to that stat? Isn't 9, or whatever, billion enough in mass? You humans sure confuse my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 3 in a row
DeleteBack to even flow!
Hank
Up you go
DeleteWith the #1 show
What a winner to start the new week,
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in our land
I certainly don't want a bunch of big homes. Two really nice ones would do. Rather do more charitable work with my money and not be a douche bag.
ReplyDeleteI'd stick to one and maybe a second for fun
DeleteBut big ones never ever will be done
Yeah, would be a drag
To always be a douche bag
Experience rich, if you must
ReplyDeleteBe just like the upper crust
Spend your life gathering stuff
Sit around like a powder puff
But owning gadgets keeps you busy
Protect from thieves, quite the tizzy
Gadgets galore
DeleteCan be in store
One to protect another
Enough to confuse your mother
The folks like that have a tendency to go bankrupt, eventually. Your average millionaire next door is driving a Honda and using coupons! Lol
ReplyDeletelol there are quite a few who do that
DeleteBut then they croak and still a millionaire where they are at
The Best Rich Test!
ReplyDeleteWith all their riches
Worked them out
Some did shout
Shared without protest
Hank
That some do
DeleteMore than a few
Don't want to be rich
ReplyDeleteHappy with what I have in life
Don't want a lot of money
It can cause much strife
Betty
That it can do
DeleteAs the bums find you
Wouldn't mind being rich, but don't want to be a rich bitch!
ReplyDeleteThat's Purrfect
That wouldn't be nice
DeleteCome with a price
I wouldn't mind having wealth
ReplyDeleteAlong with great health.
Live in at least one nice home
And have time and money to roam.
Have just enough cash
Tucked away in my stash
To live a comfortable life
For me and my wife.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Would be the way
DeleteAt many a bay
To have less strife
For man and wife
True riches in a bank account are not found
ReplyDeleteTrue riches are when happiness and joy abound
But with a bank account of 0
DeleteTrue riches need a hero lol
Oh well, I had better cancel my order for a yacht.
ReplyDeleteNo sailing the sea
DeleteFor all of thee
I know a few rich chaps. Heard one complaining that she didn't know what she would do if her husband passes away any time soon because she simply wouldn't be able to survive her remaining days on only 12 million. Rich people problems....
ReplyDeletelmao damn, that is rather sad
DeleteWish such problems here were had
Money helps a lot
ReplyDeleteBut don't be a jerk
Spend on yourself and others
Be kind or robbers will lurk
Let the robbers fall
DeleteWith a 911 call
If I had money to spare, the thing I would do different would be to have a maid for a day or two per week. I'd still drive my Ford and have only one car.
ReplyDeleteI'd feel meh having someone clean while I sit on my ass
DeleteSo until I become a very old fart on that I'd pass
covet me this, and covet me that
ReplyDeleteall that I covet is how cats get to nap
Would be fine
DeleteTo live like a feline
Unlike those "rich" dudes, if I were a cat, all I'd need is a litter box and a cushion. . .well, maybe one of those cat tree things, and a ball with a bell. And how about a catnip plant in the corner. Tuna! Yes. Bring on some fresh, canned tuna once in a while to enhance my special blend of crunchies. Anything I've forgotten? A warm lap and someone there to scratch behind my ears whenever I want. I could use a writer, too. One of those creative types that sit at the computer all day and let me track across the keyboard when they're out of ideas. Okay. I'm finished. As a cat I'd like to keep things as simple as possible. (Huge Cheshire grin at you!)
ReplyDeletelol you got it all down
DeleteExcept for maybe a crown
Need that to make sure all know you are king
Or queen as they bring you everything
It seems like the people with the most money aren't for the most part very nice. I'll keep what little I have and keep my niceness.
ReplyDeleteMost aren't very nice indeed
DeleteBecause someone is always out to screw them at their feed
Rich doesn't entitle you to be rude or worshipped.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind having enough cash to quit my job and explore new adventures. I just want a comfortable life free from strife.
Hey ask Ray Stinger he will know the answer ;)
His answer may come with a fluck
DeleteSome may not like that kind of cluck lol
I know what you mean.
ReplyDeleteGoing for 25 million instead of 23
is just plain obscene
Rich pricks
make me sick
Yep, stupid in every way
DeleteHave to get that extra 2 million pay
I certainly wouldn't mind having more money, but being one of those billionaires who look down on the poor and the middle class, and support politicians whose only jobs seem to be to grind the less fortunate under their heels and give the rich even more tax cuts is disgusting! Not that I'll ever have to worry about being in their class...
ReplyDeleteYeah, being one of those
DeleteWould sure curl my nose
Couldn't handle that stink
But having that kind of dough I don't think
I would love to have someone clean my house. And I've always wanted an assistant. A human assistant. My cats are cutting it.
ReplyDeleteThe cats don't do a task
DeleteNo matter how much you ask
orlin N cassie.....thiz iz why catz due knot haz bank a countz......{ well, onez that noe one noez bout ...any way } ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteThe ones they don't know
DeleteShall never show
Tax the rich at 99%
ReplyDeleteTake it all
DeleteHave a ball
My teacher once wanted to see
ReplyDeleteHow rich brats spell psychology
His mind I soon quelled
By money I held
As he gladly spelled it for me
Give the dough
DeleteAnd away you go
I won't complain with more money but don't make it public or else everyone will coming begging and asking for more money from you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you'll have nuts galore
DeleteThere at your door
The best rich people are the ones you can't tell.
ReplyDeleteThey live modestly and are nice and swell.
Give most of it away
to help others at their bay.
Few and far between
DeleteAs they don't make a scene
Some certainly are flaunting it aren't they?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I can't imagine that kind of money. When we get any kind of windfall, I feel rich:)
Even a little bit
DeleteWould sure be a hit
When I see commercials about starving kids and animals that are abused, I'm disgusted by all the reality crap from the Kardashiasses to the housewives and everything else. I never watched one show just know from the ads and that's enough. I want to see all of them have to clean toilets for a living and do that for 1 year while they live in a 1 bedroom apartment on a 3rd floor walk up that has no A/C
ReplyDeleteYeah, that would sure serve them right
DeleteMay see things in a new light
The sad thing about people with obscene amounts of money is no matter how much they have, it's never enough. It's like trying to fill a bottomless bucket with water. I don't want to be poor, but I've never aspired to have a lot of money or expensive stuff, either.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they always go for more
DeleteAnd that is their only encore
I know we're pretty lucky
ReplyDeleteCompared to most
Just a little more mula
Please at my coast
I give away a lot
And would continue to do so
Be nice to have a cushion
And not worry a foe
A cushion would be grand
DeleteBeen years since any such thing in our land
Got an ass pillow though
2 if you wanted to know lol
I'm grateful for what I have. I have zero desire to be a rich prick. If I had any doubts before, I just have to consider our fearless leader.
ReplyDeleteYep, he sure shows the way
DeleteOf what not to be at ones bay