The cat wouldn't mind hiding in a shrub. I could make it my hub. Bush #5 is already there. You can see it if at one of the headers your stare. But enough about that. Exclusive is where it is at.
Exclusive are we.
We merry three.
We may be lying.
No prices you are spying.
Guess we're average here.
An average rhyming rear.
We don't charge a fee.
So anyone can visit we.
But look at that...place?
Don't you want to embrace.
It's a run down shack.
In all want to pack.
Why is that?
It costs a mighty fine stat.
Yep, it costs $1000s to stay.
Screw that much better hotel across the way.
Anyone can go there.
Only a few hundred for that lair.
That just isn't right.
Only the exclusive ones see the light.
They stay in the shack.
Average we surely lack.
More like we have total crap.
But you aren't an average chap.
We got bad food.
Staff are rude.
Things may break.
Water is better in a polluted lake.
That is the way.
Exclusive we say.
If it doesn't appeal to you,
Then you can't afford it at your zoo.
That is our story and we're sticking to it.
We are exclusive and none of that average shit.
You'll want to stay for the exclusive alone.
So hit the bell and pay up at the tone.
We are oh so elusive.
Everything isn't inclusive.
But the evidence is conclusive.
All flock to the exclusive.
Do you stay at run down crap falling for the exclusive lap? Funny how they think that works and they don't have any perks. Just take your money and run. But hey, around you won't be the average by a ton. That has to be worth the extra money mass. Pffft says my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Exclusive are we.
We merry three.
We may be lying.
No prices you are spying.
Guess we're average here.
An average rhyming rear.
We don't charge a fee.
So anyone can visit we.
But look at that...place?
Don't you want to embrace.
It's a run down shack.
In all want to pack.
Why is that?
It costs a mighty fine stat.
Yep, it costs $1000s to stay.
Screw that much better hotel across the way.
Anyone can go there.
Only a few hundred for that lair.
That just isn't right.
Only the exclusive ones see the light.
They stay in the shack.
Average we surely lack.
More like we have total crap.
But you aren't an average chap.
We got bad food.
Staff are rude.
Things may break.
Water is better in a polluted lake.
That is the way.
Exclusive we say.
If it doesn't appeal to you,
Then you can't afford it at your zoo.
That is our story and we're sticking to it.
We are exclusive and none of that average shit.
You'll want to stay for the exclusive alone.
So hit the bell and pay up at the tone.
We are oh so elusive.
Everything isn't inclusive.
But the evidence is conclusive.
All flock to the exclusive.
Do you stay at run down crap falling for the exclusive lap? Funny how they think that works and they don't have any perks. Just take your money and run. But hey, around you won't be the average by a ton. That has to be worth the extra money mass. Pffft says my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteYesterday all were shocked
DeleteOnly Ninja Alex got it right
Today Hank saw the clock
Scrambled within real tight
Hank
I was even an hour late. Daylight Savings screwed with everyone.
DeleteBack on task
DeleteAfter the daylight and ninja wannabe mask
The Exclusive Club In A Shrub!
ReplyDeleteIs by no means a rub-a-dub-dub
It is exclusive
It is expensive
But may be just an ordinary club
Hank
Ordinary is not worse
DeleteAs they suck money from your purse
I would like hiding in a shrub
ReplyDeleteThat world would be my little hub
A tiny place to call my own
I wouldn't even have a phone
Exclusive me would be the word
You disagree? Then here's the bird
Exclusive you
DeleteDoing something new
Living in a bush
Would it have a tush
Number 3
ReplyDeleteIn the place to be!
Can count
DeleteAt least a small amount
As true as Scooby Doo!
DeleteIf I pay extra, I better get all the perks!
ReplyDeleteSome perks are bad
DeleteNo fun is had
I just sonetimes want to get away
ReplyDeleteBut make sure to stay
Someplace relatively alright
Or that could make a long night
Betty
Yep, that it could
DeleteBetter off sleeping in the car in some places you would
Trump hotels probably got cheaper after the boycotts
ReplyDeleteGot a cheap rate
DeleteStill might not want to take the bait
Got a fancy room one night of this year's cycling tour
ReplyDeleteHot Springs will be the choix du jour
Cost a bit more than we would like
But better than a tent when touring by bike!
Yeah, bed beats tent
DeleteUnless millions need to be sent
When I am away
ReplyDeleteAnd home I don't stay,
I stay where I'd expect
A place not a wreck.
It don't have to be purty
Just as long it's not dirty.
Bugless and clean,
If you know what I mean.
A dependable chain
Where I know their name
And no dumpy joint
That doesn't give points.
Whenever I can
I use a loyalty plan
So that some other day
I might get a free stay.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Free is a win
DeleteWhen on a travel spin
No bugs are too
Or bloody sheets in view
So much to see
Some not seen by thee
But what you don't know
Can't ruin a show
Unless it gets sticky
Or some other icky
Then go to the car
Drive away far
I've stayed in some interesting places while traveling cross country. Some I should have avoided. :0
ReplyDeleteAt least now you know
DeleteAnd avoiding you can go
Exclusive means pay to park, pay for breakfast, pay for WiFi. Nope. Holiday Inn Express does the job for me. And you may breathe for free
ReplyDeleteThey don't charge for air?
DeleteMy that is rare
Ah yes, I always love when I stay at a hotel and they ask if I want to join their 'exclusive membership club.'
ReplyDelete1) If you're offering it to any random jackass, it's not exclusive.
2) This is probably the only time I'll ever be here, so no, I don't need a membership for this one-time experience.
Yep, that is sure the way
DeleteDon't know the meaning of their word at their bay
Or "only offering it for a limited time"
Limited = until death cuts you down in your prime
We have stayed in super hotels and lousy ones. I like the in-between ones, that serve full breakfasts in the morning.
ReplyDeleteThe in-between can win
DeleteNo charging for everything spin
There's a sameness in those fancy--too many bells and whistles--places. I'm not terribly tempted by them. And do they allow cats?
ReplyDeleteBet they don't
DeleteStay we won't
I've had the privilege of staying at hoity-toity places through my spouse's place of employment. There's something to be said for old world charm, but the rooms are usually small. You are paying for the exclusiveness, the service, and the chance to rub elbows with the rich and famous.
ReplyDeleteI'm only interested when it's free for me!
Hey, can't be free
DeleteMaybe a rich person will give money to thee lol
I hate all who say "I'm great"
ReplyDeleteThey're lowly - there's no debate.
Average is the way to be.
Mediocre is the life for me.
Average gets more done
DeleteAnd has far more fun
eye noe this commint haz nothin ta due with this post
ReplyDeletebut eye wanted ta say thanx 777 bazillion timez for
yur kindnezz two me & me familee last week
sorree for de copee N paste type for mat…….lovez all wayz
boomer ♥
No problem at all
DeleteHope all are doing well at your hall
I never stay at a 5 star place
ReplyDeletethat has all the extras and space.
I need a place that is clean
has a bed, a tv, simple and lean.
That is good enough for me
the exclusive sh&$ I let be
Toss it in the sea
DeleteThe way to be
I've stayed at cheap hotels that I really liked and expensive (by my standards:) hotels that left me under-impressed.
ReplyDeleteSeems to be the way
DeleteAs they just want to suck away your pay
We always stayed at Motel 6 when we went on vacation. My brother and his wife got a presidential suite at a hotel last time they were here and the lights didn't work, the AC didn't work and they had to switch rooms. LOL
ReplyDeletelmao some presidential crap
DeleteOne big fly trap
We tend to go with the 'average.' Not the cheapest and not the exclusive. Location is always the most importance to us.
ReplyDeleteLocation is a good way to be
DeleteGet to and from easily
never stay at 5 stars hotel.
ReplyDeleteUsually I need normally clean, a good bed and a nice bathroom.
I dont had idea about exclusive and all this :) :)
Those are the only three
DeleteThey can work with glee
Sometimes you need a cheap rate for your cheap date!
ReplyDeleteA cheap romp
DeleteWatch the chomp
A 5 star hotel
ReplyDeletethat I know so well
where fantasies dwell
when wife rings my bell
Rings and rung
DeleteDon't pop a lung
I like Hampton Inns or Best Westerns that give you breakfast when traveling. Reasonably priced and they have always been clean.
ReplyDeleteNow, if I win a stay at a fancy place I won't be turning it down. lol...
lol yeah, can't go doing that
DeleteHampton Inn works for the cat
We stay in decent diggs when we travel. Nothing exclusive, but no run down roach motel either. If it has free breakfast, it gets our seal of approval.
ReplyDeleteFree breakfast and roach free
DeleteThe way to be
Terry took me to a five star hotel once in Singapore. I had thrown a hissy fit, and said that for once I would like to stay in a really nice place. We had just come from staying at a jungle camp in Kalamatan. Guess what? It was BORING! I could have been anywhere in the world; it was five star but generic. Though it did have several amazing elephant paintings.
ReplyDeleteIn Honolulu we definitely stay in a budget place (just a step above camping), but it is absolutely unique and special. I wouldn't stay anywhere else!
Boring but top notch
DeleteSounds a bit better than a kick to the crotch lol
A budget place
With wide open space
I don't want exclusive
ReplyDeleteJust a place to lay my head
Clean and safe
With a comfy bed
And no nasty bed bugs
DeleteAs thy are thugs