So Pat did a humorous post at his non rhyming sea and then this popped in for me. Both came about just as a thought and so we added to the plot. Of course we've dealt with such nuts too. I'm sure you've dealt with a few.
I've been working with God,
Which some may take as odd.
Some may be appalled others just enthralled,
As he's short, fat and extremely bald.
He saves little kids,
By taking off child proof lids.
He ignores all your wishing,
Instead deciding to go fishing.
He's always got your back,
Like any good heart attack.
He'll help when you say please,
Cutting you off at the knees.
But that's not a sin,
For as a team you win.
Isn't that poetic?
Or just plain pathetic?
The latter is the case.
But not the full embrace.
For he's so full of it.
And by that I mean shit.
Some may be offended
Not what I intended
At least that's what I pretended
As I really find it splendid
For he's so full of it,
And by that I quite simply mean shit.
Not the, holy, tough or hot kind.
There is only one he can be assigned.
With piles and piles around,
Growing larger with every sound.
Meaning he's quite full.
Full of shit with a side of bull.
So as he enjoys it,
Maybe even employs it,
Reaching for a hand he'll crap in,
As he let's shit happen.
Here's your final tidbit,
When dealing with the full of shit,
Don't stick your hand out to accept it,
And be mistaken for someone who gives a shit,
Ever meet such a "God" at your sea? This rhyme just came to be. Was fun to do as we know a few. Can sure see much of the full part in those we know. For of the full of shit part they glow. Can apply it to any you like if you want them to take a hike. The cat doesn't mind as they are out there in mass. So feel free to quote my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I've been working with God,
Which some may take as odd.
Some may be appalled others just enthralled,
As he's short, fat and extremely bald.
He saves little kids,
By taking off child proof lids.
He ignores all your wishing,
Instead deciding to go fishing.
He's always got your back,
Like any good heart attack.
He'll help when you say please,
Cutting you off at the knees.
But that's not a sin,
For as a team you win.
Isn't that poetic?
Or just plain pathetic?
The latter is the case.
But not the full embrace.
For he's so full of it.
And by that I mean shit.
Some may be offended
Not what I intended
At least that's what I pretended
As I really find it splendid
For he's so full of it,
And by that I quite simply mean shit.
Not the, holy, tough or hot kind.
There is only one he can be assigned.
With piles and piles around,
Growing larger with every sound.
Meaning he's quite full.
Full of shit with a side of bull.
So as he enjoys it,
Maybe even employs it,
Reaching for a hand he'll crap in,
As he let's shit happen.
Here's your final tidbit,
When dealing with the full of shit,
Don't stick your hand out to accept it,
And be mistaken for someone who gives a shit,
Ever meet such a "God" at your sea? This rhyme just came to be. Was fun to do as we know a few. Can sure see much of the full part in those we know. For of the full of shit part they glow. Can apply it to any you like if you want them to take a hike. The cat doesn't mind as they are out there in mass. So feel free to quote my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteSurprise number one attack! Way to go, Suza.
DeleteGood morning, Alex... as I say goodnight!
DeleteSurprising all
DeleteUp early at your hall
Suza is back?
DeleteOh give me a smack
I must be dreaming, all right
Day or night
Back she is
DeleteAnd with #1 biz
Think you're god, you may be right
ReplyDeleteYou may spread the holy light
Take away the world's big frown
Like any other silly clown
That they could do
DeleteSome make up too
Some people do think they are as awesome as God.
ReplyDeleteThink they are such a gift
DeleteToss em in the sea some swift
Peoples perspective of God
ReplyDeleteTo each their own
Even if they think they are one
They aren't alone
Betty
They aren't alone indeed
DeleteAs many take seed
Interesting. It's getting a little smelly here. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteWith such a biz
Many may think
ReplyDeleteThey are above all
But after all the pride they drink
Will come a might hard fall
And down they come
DeleteFalling on their bum
BSers abound!
ReplyDeleteEvery which way
DeleteThey come to play
Oh you captured the god complex perfectly.
ReplyDeleteSeen many with it
DeleteHard not to take the nail and hit
I've met people with that sort of ego -- mostly in the medical profession, it seems -- and yes, they are full of it.
ReplyDeleteUgg and the best they can say
DeleteIs "that's normal" at their so called Godly stay
We once knew a guy with a huge god complex, and his name was Helios. Go figure, right? He liked to claim he was God's gift to women, and I liked to tell him that I hoped God kept the receipt.
ReplyDeletehaha can send him back
DeleteUnless returns they lack
There is only one god and his name is.... JOHN CENA!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat? Not The Rock?
DeleteThat is a shock
There are many who wished they were a god or have such big egos they think they are gods gift to women.
ReplyDeleteYep, when really they are dumb
DeleteAnd talk out their bum
Oh yea, those types keep popping up!
ReplyDeleteThat they pop
DeleteAnd never stop
orlin N cassie....de food servizz gurlz one bozz thinkz him iz god....all de employeez iz still waitin ta see de lobby tern in two a sea N fishez N loavez over flow de brake room ~~~~ ♥
ReplyDeleteMaybe he'll bring birds
DeleteYou'll sure have some choice words
There are those out there that believe all that stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteLost a screw
I know a few who think they are God's gift to women. Sadly, a lot of women think so too (I don't get it).
ReplyDeleteThat is rather sad
DeleteBoth nuts by a tad
I have met these types before
ReplyDeleteI find them quite the bore.
they walk in like they are quite the hit
but, to me, they reek like a pile of shit.
That they do
DeleteOh so true
Some people think they know
ReplyDeleteAbout some divine show
Want to teach the ins and outs, too
But they can't find my blue suede shoe
Teaching like they're important and grand
Like a magic turd all shiny on the sand
Do you know the type, Kitty Cat?
Never show them your mat.
That's all I have to say
At my blue guy bay
Show them it all rolled up
DeleteWhack them and then yell to the pup
Sick em is what they will get from us
Stick their holier than thou fuss
Unfortunately, the God complex seems to be alive and well.
ReplyDeleteIn many a way
DeleteAt many a bay
My home gave me no cause to weep
ReplyDeleteFor I was the king of my keep
To each word they’d cling
My pleasures they'd bring
As long as this king was asleep
Dreaming away
DeleteGot what was at play
Swelling head
ReplyDeletecausing dread.
haha.
Big and Fat
DeleteHow about that
The substitute teacher in my daughter's class told the kids "No using your cell phones. It's a sin." My daughter was like, yeah, where in the bible does it say that!? Funny thing was, they caught the sub teacher using her phone towards the end of class. Sounds like a big old hypocrite to me.
ReplyDeletehaha do as I say not as I do
DeleteMany such thumpers haven't a clue
People with God complexes
ReplyDeleteAre quite a bore
I give them the eye
And show them the door
Let it hit them too
DeleteFun to do