Ready to get chummy are you? You humans like that through and through. Follow the one with the loudest yap even if it is a trap. Look at you go, flushed without a blow.
All alone.
Hold the phone.
A nut chimes in.
Eating is a sin.
Goop through a tube.
Fits many a boob.
Don't need lube.
Comes in a cube.
Wow, that's great.
All can relate.
Save cats, dogs, cows, rats, monkeys and man.
Good for even a happy cannibal fan.
That is the way.
The loud mouth idiot did say.
We all have to agree.
Let's join in from sea to sea.
Why not join?
Costs little coin.
Everyone else is doing it.
Can even suck out your shit.
Wait a second there.
I was not aware.
That could poison me.
McDonalds is the best eatery.
Everyone follow me.
You're only charged a minimal fee.
That is the best diet.
You sure should try it.
Oh what was that?
You could get fat?
We can't have that.
We make like a cat?
Pissing in an elevator is the ticket.
No one anywhere will picket.
It gets the McDonalds right out.
There is no need to shout.
Come now and follow me.
I am right you see.
Goop in a tube is so yesterday.
Hurry up, and don't stray.
That sure went into strange land. Hey, I had to let the stupid get out of hand. You humans sure follow stupid people near and far. Are you with stupid at your sand bar? I hope you have more sense than that. But if you want, piss in an elevator like a cat. I heard that line on TV as this came to pass. So it was worked in by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
All alone.
Hold the phone.
A nut chimes in.
Eating is a sin.
Goop through a tube.
Fits many a boob.
Don't need lube.
Comes in a cube.
Wow, that's great.
All can relate.
Save cats, dogs, cows, rats, monkeys and man.
Good for even a happy cannibal fan.
That is the way.
The loud mouth idiot did say.
We all have to agree.
Let's join in from sea to sea.
Why not join?
Costs little coin.
Everyone else is doing it.
Can even suck out your shit.
Wait a second there.
I was not aware.
That could poison me.
McDonalds is the best eatery.
Everyone follow me.
You're only charged a minimal fee.
That is the best diet.
You sure should try it.
Oh what was that?
You could get fat?
We can't have that.
We make like a cat?
Pissing in an elevator is the ticket.
No one anywhere will picket.
It gets the McDonalds right out.
There is no need to shout.
Come now and follow me.
I am right you see.
Goop in a tube is so yesterday.
Hurry up, and don't stray.
That sure went into strange land. Hey, I had to let the stupid get out of hand. You humans sure follow stupid people near and far. Are you with stupid at your sand bar? I hope you have more sense than that. But if you want, piss in an elevator like a cat. I heard that line on TV as this came to pass. So it was worked in by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteGot on in
DeleteWith a Friday win
I stumbled into that one.
DeleteAs you were late out the door
DeleteThere at your shore
Where is Hank today
Deleteis he hiding away?
Hank's on the road
DeleteThis weekend lots to offload
Hank
Got a weekend goal
DeleteAs on the road you stroll
Stupid is eating at McDonald's on a regular basis. I think it's been close to three-four years since I ate at one. Think we just got fries.
ReplyDeleteBeen at least 6 years since I ate there
DeleteChicken nuggets were it at my lair
My husband pulls through the drive-thru at least twice a week, supposedly to bring me Senior De-caf Coffee. Un-huh.
DeleteHaha - I've used the drive-thru for coffee, they only charge $1.00 alto cheaper than Starbucks which I don't even like.
Deletehaha not believing him
DeleteAs he goes on a whim?
Coffee is cheap
Won't run pockets deep
There are some weird things out there to join.
ReplyDeleteWeird as can be
DeleteAt many a sea
strange and stupid - great combo. Plenty of it out there
ReplyDeletebut not at my lair
Good to avoid
DeleteAnd not go paranoid
Lots of lemmings out there
ReplyDeleteAnd off the cliff they go
DeleteHeigh ho, heigh ho
McDonald's has great fries
ReplyDeleteBut only go there rare
Have to watch the calorie
So people don't stare
Betty
Don't want gawkers
DeleteAs they become talkers
I stopped at strange land for a while
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't just my usual style
Stupid people make me nuts
I'll say adieu, no "if" or "buts"
Stopped to see
DeleteThen ran away
More like flee
As the stupid had their say
I think we beat you, the stupid got here first!
ReplyDeleteDamn, we're second fiddle
DeleteTime for a piddle
Seems there are more and more of the 'stupid' lurking about in this world!
ReplyDeleteOut they lurk
DeleteSo not a perk
I eat lots of crap
ReplyDeleteAnd don't give a rap.
Such a defeat
Whenever I eat.
There goes my health
And also my wealth
As I eat a lot
That is so much rot.
Burgers and fries
Taunt my nose and my eyes
As aromas allure me
Until they finally inter me.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
They suck you in
DeleteA spin and spin
Whenever you please
Catch the aroma from the breeze
Lots of people think McDonald's is the best eatery. Very stupid indeed.
ReplyDeleteStupid in every way
DeleteAnd in many a way they pay
Elevators are not commodes. Just noting it, for those who might believe otherwise. ;)
ReplyDeleteIt has been done a bit
DeleteIn university there was even umm shit
Best to find my own way at my bay!
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteNo crowding biz
McDonalds does have the best fries, though. And their coffee is good, too.
ReplyDeleteSucks you in
DeleteFor the win
So true, so very true!
ReplyDeleteSay what we want to hear, need to hear, and man, we are right there behind you - all the way!
Talk about eating sh..! Some do and call it cool!
Go figure!
Yep, they follow away
DeleteNo figuring it out at many a bay
An empty barrel makes the most noise. The loudness of a person's voice, no matter how self-assured he seems to be, doesn't make him right. Too may people are willing to believe and follow self-proclaimed "experts" without engaging their own brains.
ReplyDeleteAs for McD's? Yuk. I can do quite well without their meat-like substances on a bun.
Yuck sure gets the win
DeleteWith any McDonald's spin
They switch their brains off
And just drink from the "expert" horse trough
There are too many stupid people out there nowadays. And some people seem almost proud that they're stupid!
ReplyDeleteYeah, because their stupid act gets 10,000 stupid comment on Youtube
DeleteSo they are proud to be a stupid noob
I've never been a follower.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteAt your sea
Piss in an elevator like a cat?
ReplyDeleteNever tried that...
Go to university residence and you shall see
DeleteAnd elevator with plenty of pee
In China they offered me food
ReplyDeleteI ate it ‘cause I wasn’t rude
Its taste didn’t cause
My moments of pause
McDonald’s just was not my mood
A moody eater
DeleteNo trick or treater
I have always liked beating to my own drum. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Best to beat away
DeleteAnd stay that way at your bay
When I was single, I used to dine at McDonald's all the time! Dollar menu was my best friend :-) Now I almost never go there as my husband cooks for me :-)
ReplyDeleteNo need to give a look
DeleteAs you have your very own cook
I admit, I do still eat McDonald's fries and their ice cream. Other than that, I'd rather rip my own intestines out instead of letting their nasty food do it for me.
ReplyDeletehaha I'd have to rip mine out too
DeleteBefore eating anything at their zoo
I've enjoyed catching up on all your verses Pat. Set me up for the day.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
I'm not a follower
ReplyDeleteEspecially of those who boast
I'd rather eat
PBJ on toast
A better way to be
Deletethen on any follower spree
"Follow the one with the loudest yap even if it is a trap" is what got a certain orange-haired president elected here! We do go to McDonalds when traveling sometimes ~ free internet is the "cyanide kool-aid" lure. I do like their ice cream sundaes. Have a good one, my rhyming friend!
ReplyDeleteYep, sure what got him elected
DeleteAs his yap was hard not to be detected