To get what you want around the internet things sure need to be met. What is that? Just follow the cat. We'll get there. See? You have to wait for me at your lair.
An answer to this,
Will bring bliss.
An answer to that.
You want stat.
Whoops, ads pop up.
A slight hiccup.
The screen may freeze.
Out the answer may squeeze.
Email set up great.
Got rid of things you hate.
Whoops, options changed.
Things get rearranged.
Ads there to show.
That you know.
Good mail in junk.
Back to getting funk.
Won't you buy this?
Those you can miss.
But the email provider likes.
They may get rate hikes.
Download a program or app.
Whoops, here's another trap.
You just want to use.
But you lit the fuse.
Add ons galore.
Virus helper at your shore.
More like slow down browser thingy.
That's a mouthful for that magiggy.
Want that trick?
Get it some slick.
Fill out a survey first.
Fill our information thirst.
But there to help.
So don't yelp.
You even got more than you wanted.
Maybe your PC is haunted.
To get what you want,
Without an online taunt.
Go to the nearest store.
Whoops, now you have to explore.
I guess the internet is faster. Even if you download something that may get you that blue screen of death disaster. Or just slow crap down. Notice the little things that make it a pain sometimes in your town? Email sure can screw with things. Even if "not junk mail" springs. But meh, it shall come to pass. At least they don't charge my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
An answer to this,
Will bring bliss.
An answer to that.
You want stat.
Whoops, ads pop up.
A slight hiccup.
The screen may freeze.
Out the answer may squeeze.
Email set up great.
Got rid of things you hate.
Whoops, options changed.
Things get rearranged.
Ads there to show.
That you know.
Good mail in junk.
Back to getting funk.
Won't you buy this?
Those you can miss.
But the email provider likes.
They may get rate hikes.
Download a program or app.
Whoops, here's another trap.
You just want to use.
But you lit the fuse.
Add ons galore.
Virus helper at your shore.
More like slow down browser thingy.
That's a mouthful for that magiggy.
Want that trick?
Get it some slick.
Fill out a survey first.
Fill our information thirst.
But there to help.
So don't yelp.
You even got more than you wanted.
Maybe your PC is haunted.
To get what you want,
Without an online taunt.
Go to the nearest store.
Whoops, now you have to explore.
I guess the internet is faster. Even if you download something that may get you that blue screen of death disaster. Or just slow crap down. Notice the little things that make it a pain sometimes in your town? Email sure can screw with things. Even if "not junk mail" springs. But meh, it shall come to pass. At least they don't charge my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 9 in a row
DeleteGoing for double digit glow
Late by one minute
But still made it!
Hank
Still got in
DeleteAs double digits may spin
The Want May Taunt!
ReplyDeleteEasy way to flaunt
Just browse easy
Get info freely
Enjoy the blessed jaunts
Hank
Enjoy and be coy
DeleteCan get through any ploy
I once had the blue screen of death
ReplyDeleteAnd it was not due to the use of meth
Computers are often more trouble than they are worth
In society now, conversation is of a dearth
Yep, they can sure be a pain
DeleteBoarding the path with little brain
Where is that email, it should be here now
ReplyDeleteBe patient and calm, just don't have a cow
Surprise big surprise it was there all the time
Sitting in SPAM just as slick as a dime
That one is funny indeed
DeleteEspecially when they rant about it and it already took seed
I hate when something good ends up in junk. It's so hard to find, and I'm sure I usually don't (my patience with sorting through e-mails waned years ago). I also don't like when junk ends up in the 'inbox' because most of my inbox is junk. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that seems to be the way
Deletei block the junk when it comes to play
I don't like things that pop-up on the internet, especially those loud videos that play on their own!
ReplyDeleteThose just annoy
DeleteAnd sure bring no joy
Don't want the blue screen of death!
ReplyDeleteI get warnings for a site, I just don't go there.
Best way to be
DeleteIgnore when you see
Better check it out first, then just buying online. Lots of buyers duped already by scams and false ads ~
ReplyDeleteThey are everywhere
DeleteBuyer better sure beware
My computer of late
ReplyDeleteHas been working great,
Or at least good
Much like it should.
But my internet sucks,
Still I'm in luck--
Provider's coming this week
To give my service a tweak.
Faster it will go
With slightly less dough.
Upgrade at less price.
It's a deal that sound nice.
So we'll see how this turns.
I hope I'm not burned
By corporate tricks.
I just need a fix.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
A fix on internet
DeleteA safe bet
As it got a hold of you
Now you have a clue
So they come and upgrade
Slowness does fade
Few months later
Bill fills their crater
I get a warning that pops up
ReplyDeleteto that I run away, yup
for those sites I cannot trust
leave them alone I must
Alone to themselves at play
DeleteMaybe gives them a merry day
I don't click on anything that looks odd
ReplyDeletebetter to play it safe than catch anything
that will be a hassle to repair
and cause me not to sing
betty
Yeah, hate the hassle crap
DeleteAs it takes a lap
I do not like ads or spam email. When in doubt I delete and/or leave a site. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Doubt comes in
DeleteDon't give it a spin
Lots of land mines on the internet.
ReplyDeleteWatch where you step
DeleteEven with pep
Tricky stuff abounds
ReplyDeleteLock screens abound
Alas one click and death occurs
Screen goes blank without a whir
And that's a sign to go out and play
Enjoy sun and fun, experience a day
Freeze your buns off here
DeleteSo hopefully screen will stay clear
The blue screen of death has visited me a few times. One crash wiped out my hard drive.
ReplyDeleteUgg hate when that comes due
DeleteHad it a few
Internet
ReplyDeleteBest name yet
You can bet
Time trap set
Times it got you
DeleteSucked into its view
I hate pop up ads! And sites with heavy ads. Makes everything so slow!
ReplyDeleteSlow it goes
DeleteAs they cause woes
As always great to read first thing on a morning.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in our land
Junk mail/leaves a dirty trail. :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Hit delete
DeleteEver so sweet
Neither I dont like ads or spams in my mail, often I have to delete many things too :(
ReplyDeleteDeleting is the way
DeleteWhen they are on display
So far, so good at my lair.
ReplyDeleteAdd ons and downloads make me a bear.
Thankfully nothing is new here
Since that windows 10 crap, where I shed a big tear
Ugg to that
DeleteSo not liked by the cat
As someone who has lived without electricity, telephone, television, or contact with anyone outside my small village, I am in awe of all that the internet can do, especially the information I can access. But I hate ads and spams and stupid stuff. Sometimes it feels like I'm navigating through a garbage dump.
ReplyDeleteThat sure seems to be the way
DeleteGlad I never had to live without electricity at least at my bay
At the beginning of the year I went through my emails and unsubscribed to all the junk. Took me 2 weeks to go through it all. I had about 10 years worth of sign ups to delete from that account. I hate how when you buy something or sign up for a sample or leave a review you automatically get added to a stupid email list!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I unsubscribed some too
DeleteThen got lazy and just hit block at my zoo
Did that with Twitter as well
Some of the crap I was following, what the hell