The cat has seen a few. They crop up at any zoo. Whether near or far they can sure hit like a car. Maybe literally too. Look both ways when a street is in view.
Do you shriek?
Do you run?
Maybe just squeak?
Dial 911?
But for what?
Following me yet?
Mind in a rut?
Yeah, I'm a confusing pet.
Did you freak?
That was bad.
Mind in the creek.
Not an emergency to be had.
Unless literally there.
Hannibal took it out.
Even cut your hair.
Brain swimming like a trout.
Would you ewww?
Would you walk away?
What would you do,
With an emergency at play?
Do you have a fit?
An arm is chopped off.
But who gives a shit.
It makes you scoff.
Are you all about me?
Call 911 about you?
Poor pitiful thee.
You are about to spew.
That is so bad.
Arm chopped off can't be worse.
Your emergency is had.
Maybe you just curse?
Calmly pick up the phone?
Calmly say what it is?
Shriek at the tone?
You sure like that yelling biz.
Wait! You dialed 911?
You are being attacked?
Wow, that spider made you run.
For the hospital you better be packed.
Act calm and do what needs to be done? Or do you shriek and run? Do people really shriek like in every single show? It's a dead guy, oh no. A killer is coming at you, shriek and stay in view. Pffft just hurts the cat's ears in mass. I'd rather do just about anything besides shrieking off my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Do you shriek?
Do you run?
Maybe just squeak?
Dial 911?
But for what?
Following me yet?
Mind in a rut?
Yeah, I'm a confusing pet.
Did you freak?
That was bad.
Mind in the creek.
Not an emergency to be had.
Unless literally there.
Hannibal took it out.
Even cut your hair.
Brain swimming like a trout.
Would you ewww?
Would you walk away?
What would you do,
With an emergency at play?
Do you have a fit?
An arm is chopped off.
But who gives a shit.
It makes you scoff.
Are you all about me?
Call 911 about you?
Poor pitiful thee.
You are about to spew.
That is so bad.
Arm chopped off can't be worse.
Your emergency is had.
Maybe you just curse?
Calmly pick up the phone?
Calmly say what it is?
Shriek at the tone?
You sure like that yelling biz.
Wait! You dialed 911?
You are being attacked?
Wow, that spider made you run.
For the hospital you better be packed.
Act calm and do what needs to be done? Or do you shriek and run? Do people really shriek like in every single show? It's a dead guy, oh no. A killer is coming at you, shriek and stay in view. Pffft just hurts the cat's ears in mass. I'd rather do just about anything besides shrieking off my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteSlow even flow!
Hank
Back on a streak
DeleteAt my creek
Which Is Fact With The React?
ReplyDeleteTo shriek out loud on impact
Safety on the street
Not act like a freak
More of raising a safety flag
Hank
Raise the flag
DeleteGot it in the bag
Nothing funnier than watching someone panic. Now that's a real super freak.
ReplyDeleteYeah, can be rather amusing indeed
DeleteAs you sit there thinking wtf at your feed
Sometimes I dp paniv
ReplyDeleteBut don't call 911
Just take a deep breath
And carry on
betty
That is the way
DeleteThink it through at play
Too much emergency training at my zoo
ReplyDeleteI jump to action and adrenalize too
Then panic and collapse after it's all through
haha and then they call 911 for you
DeleteA cycle comes due
Emergencies....I'm excellent at hand wringing:)
ReplyDeleteAt least you got that
DeleteAt your mat lol
iI almost called 911 once, but I couldn't find their number!
ReplyDeleteDamn those things
DeleteHiding in the wings
Spider, snake, mouse, roach. Oh yeah. Get the camera ready. I will give a show.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't stand there laughing. Kill!!
Step with pep
DeleteKilled by step
Heck, yes, call 9-1-1! It's a bloody day!
ReplyDeleteSooo scary
DeleteEven a little hairy
I've had the police called on me for:
ReplyDeleteA dog that barked (because the guy's kid kept antagonizing him)
A car with stock exhaust that was "way too loud" and waking the guy/gal up at 3 pm when he/she was asleep (note: stock exhaust)
Honking at some guy's children because they were playing in the middle of the street and wouldn't move out of my way (clearly my fault)
You couldn't pay me enough to be a police officer and put up with the stupid crap they deal with on a daily basis.
lmao we had the by-law officer called by old farts here
DeleteAs the dogs back at their old fat rear
But nothing as bad as that
Cops really have to put up with a lot of scat
lol
ReplyDeleteIt's a little different here
The number you use as a little queer.
You dial 911
We have a dfferent one.
We use 999
and when we do it is just fine.
"A lady says, "Emergency, which service please?"
We can choose police, fire or ambulance . . . . .
Blow it I can't think of a rhyming word to end it
So I'll just type this amd then I'll send it . . . lol
lol got yourself in a pickle
DeleteThe rhyming end was fickle
999 you say
Damn, would get nowhere at a swapped bay
Why won't you work 911
Whoops, dead now,, what fun
I remember when Grampa Simpson fell in love (really early episode) and realized it was a stroke and called 911. Then realized on the ride to the hospital that it was love not a stroke. They threw him on the road.
ReplyDeleteChucked him back out
DeleteFlopped like a trout
I don't think I've ever shrieked and ran. Oh wait, yes I did, years ago when I saw my first flying cockroach (palmetto bug). I was from Ohio and didn't know such things existed. Fortunately for me, we had a palmetto tree over our swimming pool that attracted them at night. Talk about ruining a good thing!!! The tree was in our neighbors yard and just went over our pool when it would grow out. I'd have chopped that thing down instantly if it'd been in my yard.
ReplyDeletehahaha bugs by the ton
DeleteMaybe those neighbors liked to watch you run
I don't do shriek and run unless I see a spider. I have seen a car accident when I was young. One was stuck in the car, the other I brought some coke to him. I have seen a burnt face and a nasty cut by a skill saw (needed 20 staples and 50 stitches or something like that). One calls 911 and then get down to business until the cops and medics come
ReplyDeleteThat is the way to be
DeleteNo shrieking while hovering over one stuck in a tree
The neighbors were running in fear
ReplyDeleteAs into front room car did steer
What fate had approved
His words soon removed
Your parking’s improving my dear
A first step
DeleteGave him pep
No shrieking here. I honestly get really irritated when people freak out. I would not be a good 911 operator.
ReplyDeleteYeah, so annoying as can be
DeleteWhen they freak out at their sea
I attempt to call 9-1-1
ReplyDeletebut then I forget the number
so in bed I slumber.
Take a nap
DeleteNo internet dating chap
I shriek an die
ReplyDeleteNo time to say good bye
A reboor would be grand
In the shrieking dead guy land
reboot the shriek
DeleteUp the creek
As always a read to cheer me .Thanks Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land