The cat finds it fun so this has to be done. Fun with word fun. A double must be done. A double whammy maybe? I can wham at my sea. My wham is more of a slam. But we don't need to get into that jam.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock veld big Sphynx qua___, ___!
Jock veld big Sphynx qua___, ___!
An every day thing.
Today I'll sing.
Sing like a canary.
Not like Little House on the Prairie.
Why did that pop out?
Who knows what it's about.
I'm delaying you say?
Bah, we'll get there, okay?
You can't catch me.
I can sure flee.
But when your laces are half gone,
That makes you less knight more pawn.
Hungry you say?
Some bread on a tray?
What? Don't look at me.
You ate it in your last spree.
The toilet paper is gone?
You found it on the lawn?
Who rolled that all out?
What is that one about?
Your baked goods went missing?
Looks like someone was kissing?
Who'd kiss a baked good?
Maybe your baking is just misunderstood.
That meat tray walked off?
Now, now, don't scoff.
You can go vegan for a day.
I now have to go play.
Your sheets have holes?
The fabric was taken by moles?
Damn, mole sheet eaters.
Worse than trick or treaters.
Your watch is long gone?
Who pulled such a con?
Those pesky watch thieves are about.
You better watch out.
Stop staring at me.
I think it's time I flee.
Oh, right it can be flee for A.
So I will absquatulate away.
Aren't I such a pesky cat? I say poppy cock to such accusations where I'm at. Why would I absquatulate with muffins or bread? Do you see them under the bed? Oh, there were crumbs in the litter box? Hmmm maybe it was left by a fox? I think I'm digging a deeper hole with each pass. It's time I absquatulate away with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteWhere one dreads
DeleteTry not to be late
Now again
#1 Regained
To fill the plate
Hank
Back to the top
DeleteNot gonna flop
unless there is a cyber ninja in the dark
DeleteReady to strike
DeleteOr run him over with a bike
Good one Pat, how you roll them out daily never ceases to amaze me.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Out they roll
DeleteTaking no toll
An Every Day Where We Stay!
ReplyDeleteGood place for fun and play
Free to absquatulate
For a weekend's date
Joy of fun and games any day
Hank
Join on in
DeleteAnd sure to win
Absquatulate, I like that word
ReplyDeleteLearn the word or give the bird
A psycopath with sticky fingers
Absquatulates but never lingers
Takes on off down the road
DeleteIf he can carry his sticky load
Absquatulate is an underused word. I wonder why?
ReplyDeleteIf the cat is feeling obtuse, Absquatulate is largarse in Spanish.
Now know times two
DeleteStill may get tongue tied with either in view
Here, meat tray may not walk off but meat does! Usually a kitty is responsible :-)
ReplyDeleteTake the meat and go
DeleteLeave the tray for a dog to stow
ReplyDeleteI'm not accusin', that'd be abusin'
Just noting it's true, the crumbs indicate it was you ;)
Blaming the poor cat
DeleteHow rude where you are at
Maybe I'm just thinking too hard and/or remembering wrong...but didn't they sing quite a bit on Little House on the Prairie?
ReplyDeleteSome choir stuff I recall
DeleteBut beats me, never watched it all
Did absquatulate make it through spell check?
ReplyDeleteIf it did, why heck!
Betty
I think Google had a fit]
DeleteWhen I went to use it
I remember when my husband told me one of his sisters loved Little House when she was a kid. I knew right then I'd never have anything in common with her. LOL
ReplyDeletelol didn't like that prairie stuff
DeleteI rolled my eyes but my uncle watched it and said, tough
I can't remember the last time I saw anyone use the word "absquatulate." (Spell-checker suggests "expostulate" as a substitute.)
ReplyDeleteNever seen it at my sea
Deletehaha guess Google really really disagrees with me
Another word you've made me look up
ReplyDeleteEmpower my vocabulary, Buttercup!
Empower we shall indeed
DeleteThen can run away with it at your feed
Who ever heard of that word 'absquatulate'. Anyway, it is different. Guess I need to go look it up. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteMakes you run away and look
DeleteHow about that at our nook
Maybe you have pesky confused with normal!
ReplyDeleteThat we may
DeleteHere at our bay
Absquatulate is the word for the day.
ReplyDeleteIn fact it's a word I barely can say.
And why would I say it? You might ask.
Guess I just want to be a bourasque.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
You just never know
DeleteOne day it may come in tow
Stealth Cat on the loose.
ReplyDeleteOut before in
DeleteTaking a spin
That's a lot to hit us with on a Monday. Beyond clever
ReplyDeleteDidn't hit too hard I hope
DeleteThen one may mope
I love that I just learned the word
ReplyDeleteabsquatulate
A word that anyone rhyming
has got to hate.
(Whew, pulled it off!)
has got to hate indeed
DeleteAbsquatulate make a rhymer take seed
Flee the absquatulate way
See? Still didn't rhyme it today
Mole sheet eaters - LOL.
ReplyDeleteI'd be okay with the meat try running away.
Run away and get all over the floor
DeleteCleaning it up may be a chore
I had to get out my word notebook and jot that one in. Can't think of when I'll ever use it though.
ReplyDeleteMay come a time
DeleteCould fit it into a chime
Another word I didn't know, Pat, although I'm certainly familiar with bolt, disappear, abscond, and cut and run! I have to bolt to the periodontist shortly. :( I hope you are enjoying a happy Monday!
ReplyDeleteBah, we'd absquatulate away
DeleteFrom that at our bay
Another word I didn't know. You keep broadening my vocabulary, Pat.
ReplyDeleteSoon it will be super wide
DeleteGo in and out like the tide
Sounds like the cat is getting in trouble.
ReplyDeleteA daily thing
DeleteHere at our wing
The only times i have had to absquatulate is when a trip to bathroom is necessary.
ReplyDeleteSure have to run
DeleteWhen one has to go a ton
orlin N cassie....we will bee rite bak az soon az we look up that werd ewe used ~~~~~~furst we gotta loe cate R palz copee N paste ♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeleteA copy and paste
DeleteDone post haste
Absquatulate, I like that word
ReplyDeleteI learned it from a little bird
Now this may sound a twitter absurd
from this pie its ghost can be heard
A ghost in a pie
DeleteThat may fly
Well I learned a new word_ absquatulate ~ Stay where you are and enjoy spring ~
ReplyDeleteHere we shall stay
DeleteUntil millions come our way
you always say amazing words :)
ReplyDeleteI remember the first times I coming here never was sure what you say haha, but now I understand more (I think haha)
haha the cat helped you out
DeleteEven if some confusion was about
Absquatulate seems like too big of a word for my limited vocabulary. I think it's one of those worlds I'd totally flub on every time I said it.
ReplyDeleteCan be a mouth full to say
DeleteWhen one just needs to say they ran away
Is it legal to absquatulate in public stores
ReplyDeleteor must you do it in private behind closed doors?
I'll just pretend
I'm asking for a friend.
Well if you take and go
DeleteIt is illegal, you know
But if you put on a show
Depends who's viewing the umm blow
The first part pronounced when ready to sneeze, inhaling
ReplyDeletethe air, the second - when you are all done, and stop it 'too late'.
a-a-absqua...tu late
Too late
DeleteA sneezing fate
Absquatulate
ReplyDeleteNow there's a mouthful
Top-tier word
Its useage often doubtful
Yeah, few will use
DeleteBut it does amuse
i have never heard that word before....no big surprise I bet:) I better absquatulate out of here.
ReplyDeleteRun away
DeleteHave a fun day