Now you are screwed. Aren't I rude? By reading one word you've been jinxed today. Bad things will always come your way. And if you believe that, care to buy a cheap bridge from the cat?
You're a jinx.
I've made the links.
You watch and they lose.
Go away and snooze.
My team loses all day.
It's when you watch at your bay.
It has nothing to do with skill.
You're just a jinx run of the mill.
Yeah, it is your team.
Pffft done that stream.
But let's go to fairy tale land,
And pretend that is the right stand.
Guess what?
Not just yours at your hut.
Millions may claim the team.
Uh oh, ruined your dream.
And what does that mean?
It means you aren't the dean.
Not even the janitor guy.
Sorry, I don't tell a lie.
But you're still a jinx.
Don't give any winks.
That takes all skill away.
You jinx with a wink every day.
So you're a jinx too?
Damn, that makes a few.
Oh no, there's 5000 more.
So many jinxes of lore.
Now 5002 people are a jinx.
Lock them all in police precincts.
Then your team will win.
You just did all the jinxes in.
What? They still lost?
All jinxes weren't tossed.
There must have been 5003.
Still jinxed are we.
Nope, no skill.
Don't swallow that pill.
It is all because of a jinx.
Maybe by a scary lynx.
You humans sure are pathetic at times. Some days I have more hope for mimes. Teams win because they played better than the other. Sorry, they weren't jinxed by any friend, nemesis or mother. Believe in some fake jinx? If you do, I'm a golden sphinx. Now you're a fool times two. Whoops, did I type that at my zoo? That really stinks. I'll blame it on a jinx. Nah, I made that come to pass. No fake jinx needed from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You're a jinx.
I've made the links.
You watch and they lose.
Go away and snooze.
My team loses all day.
It's when you watch at your bay.
It has nothing to do with skill.
You're just a jinx run of the mill.
Yeah, it is your team.
Pffft done that stream.
But let's go to fairy tale land,
And pretend that is the right stand.
Guess what?
Not just yours at your hut.
Millions may claim the team.
Uh oh, ruined your dream.
And what does that mean?
It means you aren't the dean.
Not even the janitor guy.
Sorry, I don't tell a lie.
But you're still a jinx.
Don't give any winks.
That takes all skill away.
You jinx with a wink every day.
So you're a jinx too?
Damn, that makes a few.
Oh no, there's 5000 more.
So many jinxes of lore.
Now 5002 people are a jinx.
Lock them all in police precincts.
Then your team will win.
You just did all the jinxes in.
What? They still lost?
All jinxes weren't tossed.
There must have been 5003.
Still jinxed are we.
Nope, no skill.
Don't swallow that pill.
It is all because of a jinx.
Maybe by a scary lynx.
You humans sure are pathetic at times. Some days I have more hope for mimes. Teams win because they played better than the other. Sorry, they weren't jinxed by any friend, nemesis or mother. Believe in some fake jinx? If you do, I'm a golden sphinx. Now you're a fool times two. Whoops, did I type that at my zoo? That really stinks. I'll blame it on a jinx. Nah, I made that come to pass. No fake jinx needed from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 3 in a row
DeleteLots more to go!
Hank
Going up high
DeleteOn the fly
I Jinx You At My Zoo!
ReplyDeleteFake jinx can make it blue
Nobody lost
Be a big boss
Not jinxed getting through
Hank
Not a thing
DeleteAs many try and give it a ring
No such thing as jinxes although it sure feels like it some days.
ReplyDeleteYeah, some days one may think it so
DeleteBut faker than an inside lawn to mow
I'm with the ninja guy
DeleteIt ain't no lie
Not lying
DeleteWith your spying
Being "Jinxed" is all in the mind. One is responsible as to how their life is lived.
ReplyDeleteLoved the read.
Yvonne.
That they are
DeleteNear and far
If you get into a jinxy jam
ReplyDeleteBetter to take it on the lamb
Then go get drunk
DeleteAnd in a funk
Well, everyone wants to blame someone or something else these days!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteSo a jinxing shines true
Dont think a jinx exists
ReplyDeleteAt least not at my place
Otherwise if if did
I might have to use mace.
Betty
Mace it away
DeleteBS anyway we say
Someone jinxed me at being number one
ReplyDeletePoor Hank
DeleteMade you walk the plank
It's amazing how much people believe in jinxes! All over the world too.
ReplyDelete~Jess
Yep, everywhere
DeleteJinxes to spare
Jinx you owe me a coke
ReplyDeleteMay be a while
DeleteI'll stick it in a file
Here in Las Vegas there are people who play the poker machines that believe if you talk to them while they're playing that you jinx their game. They then have to move to another machine because they believe they won't win on that one you jinxed.
ReplyDeletelmao that is ohhhhh so sad
DeleteI've seen them touch the screen here thinking it will work at our pad
Our entire family plays or did play sports. They're all the time blaming things on the jinx, but it's just a joke. Still, lots of pregame rituals have been executed at our house. Boys!
ReplyDeletehaha the rituals can bring forth a state of mind
DeleteEven of the jinxing kind
I'm confused. What letter is this? LOL!
ReplyDeletelol not a letter day
DeleteBreak day at the a to z bay
Not a jinx believer here. There is a blogger with a cat named Jinxy though. I like her. :)
ReplyDeleteJinxy was also a cat
DeleteIn the movie mat
Are you sure there is no jinx
ReplyDeleteas sly as a lynx?
Because Murphy from Murphy's law
lives with the mister and we are in awe
at how he torments him.
It's such a sin.
hahahahaha....
haha look and you shall find
DeleteA jinx of another kind
I don't know there could be a jinx
ReplyDeleteAt least that is what I sometimes think
Pffft all in the head
DeleteLet the jinx stay dead haha
The cursed robbers didn’t get far
ReplyDeleteBad luck made them run into car
But luck would submit
As fortune soon lit
The car that they hit had a star
Stars won't align
DeleteAs things don't end fine
Hmmm jinx ...we all believe in something...superstitions ...Happy April.
ReplyDeleteNah, none of that
DeleteOh look, a black cat lol
I have bad luck some days, but I don't think I've ever been jinxed
ReplyDeleteJinxed won't come due
DeleteSo no worry for you
How many Maple Leaf fans must think this
ReplyDeleteInstead this team just sucks, ok...no more diss.
Yep, sucks it is
DeleteWith their and any sports biz
It's mainly in sports
ReplyDeleteWhere jinxes outnumber
Hard to believe
With some they encumber
Yeah, nuts to think
DeleteAs they go around field or rink
I've been known to tell my husband, "Don't jinx me!" I tend to think about jinxes when I'm looking ahead to something wonderful that may or may not happen. On the one hand, I know the idea of a jinx is silly; and on the other, Well I don't want to be jinxed. LOL
ReplyDeletelol just in case
DeleteCover your ass with a jinx embrace
You might be a jinx, true.
ReplyDeleteBut most likely it's just you.
Just in your head
DeleteWell out in about or bed