The search engine nuts are slow and steady, but their weird crap is still at the ready. Here they are for the a to z. I know you know they are as weird as can be.
using a skateboard falls off
That would be me if I ever tried at my sea.
bet you still lurk images
Do you want the image clearer? Well just look in the mirror.
it's there (remastered)
Not here, just there? A rebooted affair.
big boob anime women show
Animation is your thing? May get a paper cut with that fling.
rat porn
Stick with the paper cut. Way better than rat smut.
All seeing eye
Sorry, not in some secret group. On them I'd take a poop.
polka guys juggling
Can they do that at the same time? Sure more impressive than a mime.
also can you show it
No thank you. But I've got zombie feet in view.
my mother ate my shoe
The blue guy has a winner. Someones mother ate his shoe for dinner.
hello how are you kitty
Just fine. Don't touch the feline.
freezy breezes on the sea
Cold as ice. Oh, how nice.
Shit stuck on my shoe
Take a stick and proceed to pick.
Provincial help for
For what? But help for anything isn't going to happen at your hut.
mighty cramps are ick
Mighty like Thor? Say no more.
And the winner of the day is looking for info from any bay. I hope you don't know the answer to this. This really really can't cause bliss. Nuts sure are everywhere. This guy seems to want a umm spare?
And why would I know that? I am a snip snip cat. Maybe it was all the snip snip talk? That would be rather umm hard to walk. The cat will take getting fixed over that. Who thinks up this strat? Beats the fluck out of me. Is a bronzed one something you'd like to see? I think I too shall pass and remain a snip snipped little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock veld big S_____ ______, ___!
Jock veld big S_____ ______, ___!
using a skateboard falls off
That would be me if I ever tried at my sea.
bet you still lurk images
Do you want the image clearer? Well just look in the mirror.
it's there (remastered)
Not here, just there? A rebooted affair.
big boob anime women show
Animation is your thing? May get a paper cut with that fling.
rat porn
Stick with the paper cut. Way better than rat smut.
All seeing eye
Sorry, not in some secret group. On them I'd take a poop.
polka guys juggling
Can they do that at the same time? Sure more impressive than a mime.
also can you show it
No thank you. But I've got zombie feet in view.
my mother ate my shoe
The blue guy has a winner. Someones mother ate his shoe for dinner.
hello how are you kitty
Just fine. Don't touch the feline.
freezy breezes on the sea
Cold as ice. Oh, how nice.
Shit stuck on my shoe
Take a stick and proceed to pick.
Provincial help for
For what? But help for anything isn't going to happen at your hut.
mighty cramps are ick
Mighty like Thor? Say no more.
And the winner of the day is looking for info from any bay. I hope you don't know the answer to this. This really really can't cause bliss. Nuts sure are everywhere. This guy seems to want a umm spare?
How to bronze my penis
And why would I know that? I am a snip snip cat. Maybe it was all the snip snip talk? That would be rather umm hard to walk. The cat will take getting fixed over that. Who thinks up this strat? Beats the fluck out of me. Is a bronzed one something you'd like to see? I think I too shall pass and remain a snip snipped little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
Well I must this was different but none the less great to read Bronze Penis and all....lol
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Never know
DeleteWhat shall show
Rat porn and polka guys juggling
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh out loud
Bronzing a penis?
That might draw a crowd
That it may
DeleteBut all would soon run away
All my search results are hidden at my sea
ReplyDeleteGuess that's what happens when you're me
but that's better than having zombie feet
in my feed, that in now way is a treat
you can keep your rat porn too
I'm sure the cat has plenty at your zoo!
hahaha
haha maybe the cat needs to start stepping
DeleteSo no more rat porn he'll be prepping
Freezy breezes on the sea
ReplyDeleteButton up and follow me
Twilight moons are cold as ice
Like pizza pie, cut a slice
Cut and dice
DeleteDon't choke on that slice
Round Fifty Seven At Play Here Today!
ReplyDeleteThe search engine nuts still at play
Polka guys juggling
All without thinking
They may not be allowed to get away!
Hank
They may get caught
DeleteAll onto their plot
Rat porn? They were looking for one of our other blogger friends!
ReplyDeleteThat they were indeed
DeleteZigged away from Mary's feed
Bronze it like a statue? That'll look odd on the mantle.
ReplyDeleteThat it surely wood
DeleteWhoops, would at my hood
Maybe the Bronze Penis is a new blog award. Congrats. You must be proud
ReplyDeleteWinner winner
DeleteAwards dinner
Super scary is that
ReplyDeleteMr. Cat
Repeating such a strange search term
Will surely bring forth many a worm
That it may
DeleteWorm pill of the day
Thank the heavens for the cheatsheet hashtags. Bronzed penis? I'm a woman and that gives me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteCreepy as can be
DeleteWould hurt with a bronzing spree
Oh my...I agree with Diane. That really would look odd on a mantle.
ReplyDeleteHave a wondrous Easter, Pat.
Odd sight to see
DeleteBut could make intruders flee
Why settle for bronze when you can go for the gold!
ReplyDeleteMuch better indeed
DeleteBut we'll let them do the deed
Well, the bronzed penis sure takes the cake today. Maybe he'll get an endorsement from sunless tanning companies.
ReplyDeleteWorth a try
DeleteUnless it kinda does fry
lol to that last one. Arrogance at its finest. Good grief.
ReplyDeleteEgo on the rise
DeleteNeeds a disguise
I have no thought to the last one
ReplyDeletemaybe they just need to be spend more time in the sun?
betty
That they may
DeleteA nude beach for the day
I have to wonder what kind of person would search for rat porn.
ReplyDeleteRat sex and rat porn
DeleteBetween the two, sadly, many are torn
Polka guys juggling? Don't laugh! I can relate to that. Somebody must have seen the juggling act I did in my 8th grade class musical.
ReplyDeleteArlee Bird
Tossing It Out
So they were looking for you
DeleteWhen they came for a view
The cat's mad at me
ReplyDeletewhen vet we did see
now cat chick=a-dee
No longer bring glee
Can't get it up
DeleteBlame a pup
I'm completely lost for words to say.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll think of something another day.
Something will pop in
DeleteWith another spin
Cat is glowing as always
ReplyDeletewith all his might
I believe recognize him
in simple stripes :)
Stripes on the go
DeleteHigh, not low
Is that Hello Kitty's full name?
ReplyDeleteCould be the middle name
DeleteTo her fame
The golden penis woke me up....no, not really
ReplyDeleteDidn't want to see
DeleteGoogle will help thee