It's time we compare. You humans ask for it at any lair. Or give it to us whether we like it or not. So let's do the old comparison hot to trot. This post would be super long if I sung every comparison song.
Time to compare.
Don't take the dare.
There just isn't one.
A comparison is easily spun.
The this stuff to that stuff.
The this fluff to that fluff.
The this thing to that thing.
The..all about the cha ching.
That can take all.
Cha ching heeds the call.
It brings even more.
Have to get that good buy at your shore.
There's the this on sale,
To the that they wail.
There's the cart full of chips,
Along with the best dips.
From high end TP,
To the brand name for thee.
Hint the former is the best.
Damn that sand paper pest.
Oh, but wait.
Forget the stuff fate.
There is even more.
Don't even have to open the door.
Compare him to neighbor Joe?
Bah, him no one will know.
Let's compare him to Sly,
Even if it is one big lie.
Or maybe her to Madonna.
Time to pull a umm conna?
Hey, everyone will know.
Beats saying they are like neighbor Joe.
Oh, but don't stop.
More can sure drop.
Let the jealousy rage.
From house to wage.
Compare that life to yours.
Who gets to take more tours?
Who has the best car or wife?
Oh yes, let's compare the best life.
Are you a comparing nut? I can see when trying to save a buck at your hut. But life and such? A so called famous person so your ego can rise a touch? Pffft to any of that. The cat would rather compare things to scat. Are you comparing me now? Hey, I do more than meow. You may have to create a whole new class when comparing my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Time to compare.
Don't take the dare.
There just isn't one.
A comparison is easily spun.
The this stuff to that stuff.
The this fluff to that fluff.
The this thing to that thing.
The..all about the cha ching.
That can take all.
Cha ching heeds the call.
It brings even more.
Have to get that good buy at your shore.
There's the this on sale,
To the that they wail.
There's the cart full of chips,
Along with the best dips.
From high end TP,
To the brand name for thee.
Hint the former is the best.
Damn that sand paper pest.
Oh, but wait.
Forget the stuff fate.
There is even more.
Don't even have to open the door.
Compare him to neighbor Joe?
Bah, him no one will know.
Let's compare him to Sly,
Even if it is one big lie.
Or maybe her to Madonna.
Time to pull a umm conna?
Hey, everyone will know.
Beats saying they are like neighbor Joe.
Oh, but don't stop.
More can sure drop.
Let the jealousy rage.
From house to wage.
Compare that life to yours.
Who gets to take more tours?
Who has the best car or wife?
Oh yes, let's compare the best life.
Are you a comparing nut? I can see when trying to save a buck at your hut. But life and such? A so called famous person so your ego can rise a touch? Pffft to any of that. The cat would rather compare things to scat. Are you comparing me now? Hey, I do more than meow. You may have to create a whole new class when comparing my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning True
DeleteVery glad it's you!
Hank
Morning Hank
DeleteHow are you?
True got on in
DeleteSeconds for the win
Things under control
DeleteLife on a roll!
Hank
Nothing wrong with that
DeleteThere where you're at
You can't compare number ones
DeleteEither 1 or not
DeleteWith this plot
Today's kids never lose
DeleteEveryone's a winner -- we don't choose!
Or can there only be one?
Quoting a movie - such fun!
Can't be only one
DeleteEven that had a four movie run
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ReplyDeleteNot quite
DeleteAt my site
Products I have compared
ReplyDeletewhen it comes to Tp
I like mine Angel Soft
But, how do we know an angel is soft
as angels come in different forms
It could be a person with a rough exterior
but, holds a heart full of love & kindness
Ok, I guess I veered from the topic or have I?
Can we compare angels? Maybe, the angel of light against the angel of darkness?
Maybe, the question is, Do you believe in angels?
Look at you go
DeleteAll from a tp show
Angels and ass wipe
Some angels may gripe
Others may snicker
Few more may bicker
Do I believe?
No angel up my sleeve
Guilty as charged! Though the only people I compare are my kids because they are so different from each other, you can't believe they grew up in same house.
ReplyDeleteThe cat caught you
DeleteKids sure can be quite different even when in the same zoo
Every one in this world is unique. No two persons are the same .
ReplyDeleteLoved the verse, have a good day Pat.
Yvonne.
All have something different to be had
DeleteAt each and every pad
With all the "speshul snowflake" talk these days
ReplyDeleteComparing snowflakes might be the craze...
Could be the new in thing
DeleteYou've got many a leg up at your wing
I don't even compare brand A to brand B in the supermarket.
ReplyDeleteJust take and go
DeleteA winning show
I raise my hand, I do compare
ReplyDeleteDon't grab at things right from the air
Every product tells their lies
They pitch their message in disguise
Comments help to buy online
Not all will say "this is so fine"
Yeah, watch and see
DeleteWhat comes to be
Between the two
As most can = poo
Can't compare apples to oranges
ReplyDeleteBut we seem to every day
Sometimes we should keep our mouths shut
And have nothing to say.
Betty
That we surely should
DeleteBe nice if many could
Don't glare
ReplyDeleteI compare
It helps justify decisions
Stand and stare
Then choose one type of pear
Or whatever for your lair
Choose and go on your way
DeleteA much better day
A Little Compare Type Of Pair!
ReplyDeleteMake a decision that seems fair
Neighbor to neighbor
There are the bore
Very often to compare for a dare
Hank
Bore when looking
DeleteWhile neighbor goes into debt booking
As T. Roosevelt taught
ReplyDelete(that wise old boy)
comparison is truly
the thief of joy.
Steals life away
DeleteMaking for a bad day
I don't do a lot of comparing. Who has time for that.
ReplyDeleteYep, why waste the time
DeleteWith such a chime
We can drive ourselves crazy if we get into comparing.
ReplyDeleteNuts we can be
DeleteWith a comparing spree
Great.
ReplyDeleteYippeeee
DeleteFor meee
I used to always compare myself to others, "oh she's skinnier than me", "oh her hair is prettier", or "she has a nicer car", but I've learned to appreciate what I have and be happy with myself. So to be honest I don't really care anymore!
ReplyDeleteThat sure is the best way to be
DeleteBe you and let the rest flee
No use in comparing, since I am happy with what I have and so why change. I do compare grocery stores some or I used to to find the best prices. But then you give up some quality.
ReplyDeleteQuality should get the win
DeleteCheaper isn't always the best spin
Most of it is just comparing apples to oranges. Which is really a dumb saying, as they are a bit alike.
ReplyDeleteYeah, most is nonsense in the end
DeleteThey both do have a round trend
orlin N cassie....peepulz shuld be like catz.....well dawgs N such two, we haz what we haz & iz thanx full for it... coz we noe stuff iz KNOT all wayz greener on de other side oh that fence ~~~~~~ ♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeleteYep, that they all should
DeleteAlthough sometimes dogs like what is brown on the other side of the fence in their hood
ah Pat you never stop !!
ReplyDeletegood one :)
Never do
DeleteAt least not yet at our zoo
I try not to compare myself to others. It just gets frustrating.
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteAnnoys you up a tree
I've compared price
ReplyDeleteAt least once or twice
And probably more
In various stores.
I might see which is best
If put to the test
By reading reviews
And looking for clues.
But my life or his
Ain't none of my biz.
I'm quite pleased with mine
And that ain't lyin'.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Pleased is the way
DeleteAt the end of the day
Screw the rest
With who's best
But when it comes to what
Can be fine at ones hut
Want the best
Top of the rest
I'll take the chips and dips thank you ~
ReplyDeleteWatch away
DeleteAt the end of the day
My wife always says I’m the best
ReplyDeleteA feeling which brought me much zest
One night wild thoughts flew
In search of a clue
I wondered just who were the rest
At least you were above
DeleteThe best true love
Ouch, Writers do that a lot. Especially when they read a book and think they could write a better one.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that they do
DeleteAt their zoo
My husband has to compare every damn thing before making a purchase. Has to read reviews, then scour online for the best price. It drives me nuts!
ReplyDeleteCan't just do it
DeleteHave to know and give you a fit lol
I compare prices
ReplyDeleteI'm not made of money
But other things, meh
It ain't worth it honey
Not made of dough?
DeleteDamn, no millionaire on the go?