You humans sure have weird things to go and see. What is so great about such a spree? Museums are supposed to be informative I think. I guess some are showing you the missing link?
A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some sure cause bliss,
Even when hosting scat.
Yep, that is true.
Outhouse museums are a thing.
Come see where people poo.
Thrones not fit for a king.
A museum of cheese.
Oh yes, please.
No needs for birds and bees,
They just make you wheeze.
A museum for mannequin heads.
Isn't that a delight?
Heads in beds,
Hope they sleep tight.
A museum for liquor.
I bet it isn't much.
You could get drunk quicker,
At the store and such.
A museum for bushes.
Isn't that a greenhouse?
Maybe it's bushes with tushes?
Or just homes for a mouse.
A museum for beds.
Double up I'd say.
Use the mannequin heads,
And call it a day.
A museum for money.
Now there is the ticket.
Some of it must be funny.
Hey, maybe you can lick it.
A museum for yarn.
Wow, that may thrill.
Could fill a barn.
Just sit, stare and chill.
A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some I'll take a miss,
Especially the scat.
Ever been to an outhouse museum at your sea? Any other weird ones that charge a fee? Why would anyone want to tour where people shit? Wowweeee, there they used to sit. Is there an art to it that we don't know? When you gotta go, you gotta go. Museums sure can be weird and some are to be feared. I'll stick to the upper class. They are much more interesting to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some sure cause bliss,
Even when hosting scat.
Yep, that is true.
Outhouse museums are a thing.
Come see where people poo.
Thrones not fit for a king.
A museum of cheese.
Oh yes, please.
No needs for birds and bees,
They just make you wheeze.
A museum for mannequin heads.
Isn't that a delight?
Heads in beds,
Hope they sleep tight.
A museum for liquor.
I bet it isn't much.
You could get drunk quicker,
At the store and such.
A museum for bushes.
Isn't that a greenhouse?
Maybe it's bushes with tushes?
Or just homes for a mouse.
A museum for beds.
Double up I'd say.
Use the mannequin heads,
And call it a day.
A museum for money.
Now there is the ticket.
Some of it must be funny.
Hey, maybe you can lick it.
A museum for yarn.
Wow, that may thrill.
Could fill a barn.
Just sit, stare and chill.
A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some I'll take a miss,
Especially the scat.
Ever been to an outhouse museum at your sea? Any other weird ones that charge a fee? Why would anyone want to tour where people shit? Wowweeee, there they used to sit. Is there an art to it that we don't know? When you gotta go, you gotta go. Museums sure can be weird and some are to be feared. I'll stick to the upper class. They are much more interesting to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 6 in a row
DeleteIt's half a dozen so!
Hank
That it is
DeleteWith the #1 biz
A Museum Or Two For You To View!
ReplyDeleteIt is ok, it may interest a few
Museum for many things
Some find interesting
For outhouse,that's something new!
Hank
Something new
DeleteMay be old and smelly too
I actually enjoy weird museums. I'm planning to go to a medical instrument museum this summer that features birth control devices!
ReplyDeleteLooking for new forms at your sea?
DeleteOr would that be old forms for thee? lol
A museum for yarn? Bet the Cat would have fun with that!
ReplyDeleteMay get constipated
DeleteAs he'd eat it all after being elated
A museum of windchimes, that would be the day
ReplyDeleteTinkle tinkle everywhere, each to have it's say
A museum of toasters, bring a loaf of bread
Toast your way to stardom, every crumb well fed
But then stardom may fail
DeleteFor the bread may be stale
I actually enjoy museums, I am surprised you didn't make reference to Night at the Museum. That might be fun, but you won't get me in where the mummy's sleep as that just gives me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteEven an outhouse one?
DeleteMummy's would be fun
Drag you in
Watch as the mummy's fabric does unspin
Drag me in
DeleteAnd my head will spin
Go all Exorcist at your sea?
DeleteA Youtube hit would be thee
We love museums, but some are rather ridiculous. We actually have a pork museum near us - no joke!
ReplyDeleteA museum for pork?
DeleteCan you bring a fork?
Yeah, I'd say the outhouse museum is the weirdest one you mention, but a few others do come close.
ReplyDeleteYep, not sure why any would visit that
DeleteAs most are already full of scat
The Met Gala was just on last night
ReplyDeleteSome of those fashions were a real fright.
They say it is art but I say it is crap
So many just need a good slap.
If you want a laugh and shake your head
Check out Rihanna's bleccch and a tear you will shed.
It will be from laughter and sadness too.
As this is the Met not some outhouse loo.
haha what passes as art
DeleteIs more useless than a fart
But the big money is made
For it, brain cells they trade
I like interesting museums
ReplyDeleteSo much to see.
I would even consider an outhouse one
That could be very funny.
Betty
Potty jokes abound
DeleteWith outhouses around
Twist my arm!!!
ReplyDeleteI want to see the museum of yarn!!!
That we could have guessed
DeleteWay before you confessed
Charge a fee
ReplyDeleteat your sea
Folks will giggle
If you show
Anything
Anything at all
DeleteTaped to the wall
All behind with my comments today.
ReplyDeleteWonderful as always Pat.
Yvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
We need a litter box museum!
ReplyDeleteCould go and see
DeleteThen squat anywhere when you have to pee
Here in Vegas we have the Mob Museum and The National Atomic Testing Museum. But there are a bunch more as well.
ReplyDeleteDamn, sure some strange ones
DeleteLeave it to Vegas to have tons
It's to appreciate how far and innovative the toilet has come.
ReplyDeleteWe should be amazed from our head to our bum. haha.
I suppose that is true
DeleteAs no outhouse allowed at our zoo
A museum for this
ReplyDeleteA museum for that
The moths in my kiss
Tells where I'm now at
Stuck in a closet space
DeleteWith a mothy embrace
I love the museum on shoes ~ Not sure about those heads, though ~
ReplyDeleteHeads may roll
DeleteShoes are a goal
Some things I've seen in museums make me shake my head. I hate the drawers with dead insects and such in glass cases.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd curl my nose up
DeleteNo insects for ones cup
I do like to tour museums, but an outhouse one would not be high on my list.
ReplyDeleteScrapping the bottom of the barrel there
DeleteWith an outhouse affair
In an outhouse museum, where does one poop or pee?
ReplyDeleteIn an outhouse, porta potty, or the nearest oak tree?
Options may be had
DeleteProviding all space at their pad
I think a museum on mannequin heads would spook me out but also inspire a story at the same time.
ReplyDeleteCould surely inspire
DeleteLight a muse's fire
There’s a Dog Collar Museum
ReplyDeleteAnd a Museum of Bad Art
But the thought of an outhouse one
Makes me want to fart
*Did I say that out loud?*
lol you'd be at the right place
DeleteFor your gassy embrace