This will be the day you remember forever. It was when I pulled back the lever. The lever to the curtain that is. You don't even need to take a quiz. You get this all for one low price. Aren't I sure nice?
The cat has traveled near.
That cat has traveled far.
I walked and wiggled my rear,
Sometimes I even took a car.
Then I came across it.
It was a wonder to behold.
I almost had a happy fit.
This stuff was better than gold.
It was found through fog.
It was found through snow.
I even crossed a bog,
I never got wet though.
There on a hilltop it was revealed.
The hill is more like a mountain.
The place should have been sealed,
But instead it had a wishing fountain.
I don't buy that stuff.
So we'll skip that tourist trap.
Instead I couldn't get enough,
And I even had to clap.
Clapping with claws is hard.
But I did it just for you.
I'll even give you my card,
When you buy more than two.
The people there were young.
They were all so healthy and fit.
Some of them even sung,
No matter if they sounded like shit.
Heaven on Earth it was.
There is no better term.
They shared their secret just because.
I didn't even have to fear a germ.
The secret was so simple.
It was sitting there all along.
It can even cure a pimple.
You'll want to sing a song.
So get this magnificent discovery today.
It was verified by Dr. Asilfailed Horne.
You'll see every result that we say.
No longer will life be corny.
Don't you want to buy right now? You have to after such a meow. I mean it was from deep, deep, deep in the unknown. A Dr. even approved it after given akickback err umm loan. Such products are so super rare. You'll get everything from extra inches to shiny hair. For just 5 easy payments of $99.99 your life will now align. Did I mention this is a monthly thing? We can't let you run out in winter, fall, summer or spring. Just plug in your credit card today and we'll ship across any bay. Wait! I think that came out in my gas. You may want to ignore my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The cat has traveled near.
That cat has traveled far.
I walked and wiggled my rear,
Sometimes I even took a car.
Then I came across it.
It was a wonder to behold.
I almost had a happy fit.
This stuff was better than gold.
It was found through fog.
It was found through snow.
I even crossed a bog,
I never got wet though.
There on a hilltop it was revealed.
The hill is more like a mountain.
The place should have been sealed,
But instead it had a wishing fountain.
I don't buy that stuff.
So we'll skip that tourist trap.
Instead I couldn't get enough,
And I even had to clap.
Clapping with claws is hard.
But I did it just for you.
I'll even give you my card,
When you buy more than two.
The people there were young.
They were all so healthy and fit.
Some of them even sung,
No matter if they sounded like shit.
Heaven on Earth it was.
There is no better term.
They shared their secret just because.
I didn't even have to fear a germ.
The secret was so simple.
It was sitting there all along.
It can even cure a pimple.
You'll want to sing a song.
So get this magnificent discovery today.
It was verified by Dr. Asilfailed Horne.
You'll see every result that we say.
No longer will life be corny.
Don't you want to buy right now? You have to after such a meow. I mean it was from deep, deep, deep in the unknown. A Dr. even approved it after given a
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteIt's alternating
DeleteNothing strange!
Hank
Back you go
DeleteWith #1 in tow
A Rare Find From My Behind!
ReplyDeleteCame with easy payment terms
Magnificent discovery
As you could well see
It was well recommended even
Hank
Oh so great
DeleteForget the high interest rate
No thank you, I think I'll pass
ReplyDeleteOn this once-in-a-lifetime deal so crass
A wise way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
Nothing like an easy payment that can change your life!
ReplyDeleteWe've got such an easy plan
DeleteMake all a big fan
No thanks. I'll just live a healthy life instead.
ReplyDeleteThe better way
DeleteAny old day
Send your money, easy peazy
ReplyDeleteIt's a hoax, airy breezy
Pay, pay, pay, it's so simple
And so trusting like a pig's dimple
Ever so trusting
DeleteYou'll so be a lusting
We will pass on this offer too. Sounds like it is TOO easy. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteWhen too easy is had
DeleteBest to run away indeed at one's pad
I've been tempted
ReplyDeleteBy television pitches,
But I've exempted
Them from my riches.
No miracle cures
Or mystery fixes
That they might lure.
My wallet nixes.
Save my cash
For better things.
Losing my stash
Foolishly stings.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Stings it will
DeleteNever much fun
Your wallet won't fill
And nothing gets done
Just piles of crap
Sat all in a row
But always a sap
That buys into the show
Don't like when they get your card
ReplyDeleteHard for get them to stop using it
Even if it is passed the agreed time of pay
Not willing to participate and take such a hit.
Betty
Yeah, once they get it
DeleteOne is up the creek full of more than spit
I think I will let you try
ReplyDeleteif it works then I might buy
but, can it fix my ills
or just create another bill
Probably the latter
DeleteBut it's SSSSSOOOOOO great, what does it matter lol
Off that mountain they should jump
ReplyDeleteAnd turn themselves in a lump
Easy payments, ain't that fun?
They can stick them up their bum
Stick them up really far
DeleteAnd then cover it in tar
May I get a refund for reading this post?
ReplyDeleteYou'll get what you put in
DeleteWill sure fill your tin
A doctor endorsed it? It must be good then.
ReplyDeleteMust be grand
DeleteWith a Drs helping hand
Sounds great! Do we send the money directly to you?
ReplyDeleteSend away
DeleteCould double tomorrow at my bay
So sorry ~ can't order this marvelous product right now ~ Just blew my mad money on "The Connective." Looking forward to an interesting read at my feed!
ReplyDeleteReal book of course ~ no kindle for me!
DeleteThanks, that is a better thing to blow it on
DeleteThis greeeeet deal will have to wait until another dawn haha
Working backwards and playing catchup. I'm temporarily hung up on "honesty and politics" and trying to figure out something not alive that could die. My orange-topped president is turning into a lying nightmare, and I'm afraid that the results of his actions will not be temporary. Zombies are too scary, so I'm going with stars and other space objects that are not alive, but certainly have "life cycles" and "die." Have a good one!
DeleteGetting caught up indeed
DeleteFrom the rants at our feed
Orange dumbnuts needs to fly
Falling far from upon high
I suppose stars could fit
Before they blow to many a bit
I don't see how any of us can not take advantage of this deal. It's a steal. And I don't have to spin a wheel.
ReplyDeleteNo spinning
DeleteOnly winning
Dang, I hope Amazon has it, if not I cannot order!
ReplyDeleteHave to get it in stock
DeleteSo all can flock
My cats say this is a scam and to stay away at my bay.
ReplyDeleteThey may be right
DeleteHide under the bed from such fright
Don't even talk to me unless it's endorsed by Dr. Oz, but if it is, then I'll hand you my credit card and you just keep charging until you're satisfied.
ReplyDeleteYou'll come all the way here and hand it to me?
DeleteDamn, I better go buy Dr. Oz a fancy cat tree
Everyone is always after our credit cards...not to mention our credit.
ReplyDeleteYep, those numbers they want
DeleteWith low low payments they taunt
Trust nobody, and trust no thing.
ReplyDeleteThat's the song I like to sing.
If a doctor endorsed it, that's even worse
They're pathetic, just like this verse.
Pathetic they are
DeleteStuff em in the trunk of a car
We will pass on this offer. We are flat out of money. It is hard for us kitties to earn money you know. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteTimes two
DeleteFrom you
orlin N casie
ReplyDeletesign uz up... we got lotz oh monopoly cash layin round ta send two thiz dood !!!!! ♥♥☺☺
Send away
DeleteGoes to some far away bay
I got my car at a used lot
ReplyDeleteFrom salesman whose deals were red hot
In all of his flurries
One secret he buries
Another man’s worries I bought
That you did
DeleteAs they were well hid
Sorry- I try to never use a credit card for anything. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
A good way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
Sounds like a deal. Do I have to put up my soul as collateral?
ReplyDeleteNah, some vital organs will do
DeleteMaybe just one or two
Nothing like easy answers
ReplyDeleteEasy as can be
DeleteOn them we should pee
You try it first
ReplyDeletethen let us know if it was better or worst. hahaha....
Can we not and say we did
DeleteThen we can give our bid
What did people do before Easy Pay came along? I guess they didn't fill their lives with meaningless shit.
ReplyDeleteYep, they only had what they needed
DeleteNow all kinds of crap is seeded
A rare find indeed.Loved the reaad.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeeee
DeleteFor meee
I will keep my card
ReplyDeleteIn case "they" go nuts
Don't want to deal
With a thieving putz
Then it's a hassle indeed
DeleteTo get rid of the deed
When my cats yowled, I knew that it was an invite to fight or flight. It's funny when the invite-r had to be the one running away, when they had bitten off more than they could chew.
ReplyDeleteBite off too much
DeleteAnd have to run before a touch