Never fear. None of the cat's drawing is near. That would scare many away. Maybe not as much as zombie feet on display. But there is an art at the ready. So art may come steady.
The Art of the Sparkly Fart.
Whoops, a shameless plug to start.
Hey, I'm using the art of selling.
There is no need for yelling.
So I don't need to draw?
Not with paw or claw?
And I get to call it art?
Damn, artistic I can be with any part.
The art of walking.
The art of talking.
The art of nose picking.
The art of finger licking.
Preferably not two in one.
Although that is an art run.
Saw such "art" at a job interview.
A pick and eat came due.
Doesn't that scream work there?
They have art to spare.
So much that they eat it.
Blah, my ocd just had a fit.
But it did it to art.
Would you take part?
The art of blogging.
The art of logging.
One you type.
The other you gripe.
Yeah, screw the physical labor art.
Rather go to Wal-Mart.
Now there is some art.
The art of a person part.
Many show cracks to start.
It then delves deeper into art.
Now I'll demonstrate an art.
The opposite art of start.
The art of the finish.
Such art can't diminish.
Whoops, I failed.
My art has been jailed.
Still no artistic skill.
Guess my art is set to chill.
Does you art chill out? Do you go all art of the shout? Could be art to anything and everything. Even the art of a fling. Hey, it is still spring. You can go for it at your blog wing. There is also an art to each season. Damn, this art thing works every which way for no reason. I think I'll go leave some art in the grass from my ever so artful little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The Art of the Sparkly Fart.
Whoops, a shameless plug to start.
Hey, I'm using the art of selling.
There is no need for yelling.
So I don't need to draw?
Not with paw or claw?
And I get to call it art?
Damn, artistic I can be with any part.
The art of walking.
The art of talking.
The art of nose picking.
The art of finger licking.
Preferably not two in one.
Although that is an art run.
Saw such "art" at a job interview.
A pick and eat came due.
Doesn't that scream work there?
They have art to spare.
So much that they eat it.
Blah, my ocd just had a fit.
But it did it to art.
Would you take part?
The art of blogging.
The art of logging.
One you type.
The other you gripe.
Yeah, screw the physical labor art.
Rather go to Wal-Mart.
Now there is some art.
The art of a person part.
Many show cracks to start.
It then delves deeper into art.
Now I'll demonstrate an art.
The opposite art of start.
The art of the finish.
Such art can't diminish.
Whoops, I failed.
My art has been jailed.
Still no artistic skill.
Guess my art is set to chill.
Does you art chill out? Do you go all art of the shout? Could be art to anything and everything. Even the art of a fling. Hey, it is still spring. You can go for it at your blog wing. There is also an art to each season. Damn, this art thing works every which way for no reason. I think I'll go leave some art in the grass from my ever so artful little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteRarely did it snow
Hank
Not a snow
DeleteWith a streak in tow
Hank's on top
DeleteNot a flop
On the go
DeleteTo and fro
But in comes True
DeleteTo steal his shoe
Stolen and ran
DeleteA shoe fan
I enjoy blogging and the comments I recieve from kind people like yourself. Everyone is an individual....it wouldn't do to be all the same.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Each are each
DeleteWith all in reach
All Kinds Of Art Taken To Heart!
ReplyDeleteQuestion of when it is to start
No sketching
No thinking
Hold your breath looking smart
Hank
Hold it in
DeleteUntil you win
You've mastered the art of rhyming.
ReplyDeleteI like art except for the new age pop art.
Yeah, new age stuff
DeleteSure seems all fluff
Guess art can be anything you want to be art. Just a picture is art, just how you look at it.
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteAll a how you look biz
Art can be anything since it's so subjective.
ReplyDeleteYep, can be a floor
DeleteThere at your shore
This reminds me of back when almost every musician called themselves an artist, especially the ones that didn't event write their own music.
ReplyDeleteJust sang a tune
DeleteOr danced around like a loon
There's an art of everything these days.
ReplyDeleteArt to all
DeleteEven a bouncing ball
Art is in the eye of the beholder
ReplyDeleteSome of it though is really weird
Across all the types represented
And some to be feared.
Betty
Some makes us run
DeleteScary a ton
Did finger licking really have to come right after nose picking? Ew. hahahahaha
ReplyDeletehahaha saw that done a while ago
DeleteAt a job interview at our show
The art of chewing gum
ReplyDeleteOr may be the art of drinking rum
Pass the test to be the best
In a cunning little nest
Cunning and safe
DeleteHopefully it won't chafe
Betsy beat me to it
ReplyDeleteEwww to the picking/licking bit
Best to not go there
Especially with nose hair
Yank the nose hair out
DeleteAdds flavor, no doubt
Im not really very artsy but I do appreciate others talent!
ReplyDeleteThat they can show
DeleteWith a weird artsy go
My art is never any good, but the idea of teaching my granddaughter about sparkly stinkers made me laugh. I could never... her mother is very proper and would be MORTIFIED (which makes me laugh even harder). :)
ReplyDeletehaha now you have to
DeleteLeave her mortified in view
I can draw stick figures. I cannot draw, paint or sculpt.
ReplyDeleteThat is as far as I go
DeleteHere at our show
Art for itself is art indeed. Had students who were artists at the nose-picking. Met some recently who are now adults. Reminded them of their talent.
ReplyDeletehaha never let them forget that
DeleteWhere they are at
I do my part for art
ReplyDeleteMore like a dabble
I write, cannot sing
That would stir a rabble
Of protest. Ouch my ears!
Ears would run
DeleteOr plug by the ton
My dad said I wasn’t the smartest
ReplyDeleteI’ll never grow up to be artist
But soon he would see
Trophied artistry
As world acclaimed me greatest fartist
Got the passing gas
DeleteThe highest mass
I don't have an artistic bone in my body. Guess I should eat a glitter capsule for sparkly farts that I could call art.
ReplyDeleteThere you go
DeleteArt on the sparkly flow
I love art
ReplyDeleteNot what one can buy at Walmart.
It is used for all kinds of crap
From fashion and food to that shit called rap.
All get the moniker indeed
DeleteWhen some take no seed
I wish I was good at art...
ReplyDeletebut I am not. I guess it
is too late now. Sigh.
Hey, you never know
DeleteA new hip could give you an art show
Sketching calms me and I love when I have a day to draw- standing up on my deck. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Drawing away
DeleteWe'd go far astray