Pegged Them All At The Other Hall!

The cat sought out the weakness of each one as around I did run. I had to stay on top. So I made sure they all were a flop. Not that they could beat me. But finding their weakness causes me glee.

The first up is an easy one.

He gets along with all cats under the sun.

I just pretend to be nice.

Then when he gets close, he pays the price.

Old shifty eyes isn't hard.

 He can't top a rhyming bard.

He's actually just scared of my ass.

Sees it and he runs after my sass.

 Mr. Lie Anywhere is fun.

Fun for me to make him run.

I just jump on him.

His lying soon turns grim.

The counter surfer guy,

Thinks he is rather spry.

I just get there first.

When he jumps up, his bubble does burst.

The old timer has no time for me.

Pat makes sure I leave him be. 

I guess he's too old for my hiss and spit.

Or would that be shit?

She is the opposite of the first.

 For one she may burst.

And secondly she hates every cat.

Sees me and scurries away like a rat.

 

The fluff ball makes me drool.

That is so not cool.

I get his hair in my yap.

But I drool on him and he's a disgusted chap.

Buck tooth bouncer guy,

Sure is rather spry.

He watches the door for every cat. 

I just walk on past that dingbat.

And then there is prissy.

Thinks she is quite the missy.

I get enough of that with Cass.

So I can just swat this prim and proper lass.

 And lastly another easy one.

He makes noises by the ton.

If I join in with him in the chirping and stuff.

He runs because my vocal chords are rough.

Am I a mean cat? Maybe so at the other mat. But it gives me glee to be a bully to the ones at their other sea. Now that I know each weakness as well. I can raise even more hell. Or if all else fails I just chase them toward the mutt. They hate her as much as us at their hut. Cassie only hisses at one or two. She is no fun just picking on a few. You have to get after the entire mass. Show them that the boss is my cocky little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.