The cat will go all friendly today. That may be rare for my bay. But it has to be done. I just want to be friendly to everyone. Don't believe me? Just wait and see.
You want a date?
Take any old mate.
Doesn't matter the one.
Give even a psycho a run.
Hey, just friendly advice.
You wanted to entice.
I'm just saying you can get one.
All friendly like with my run.
Want to get rich?
Not live in a ditch?
Have money with ease.
Get a job, it's a breeze.
Hey, just friendly advice.
Can roll the dice.
Get all kinds of dough.
May take 50 years though
Want to lose weight?
Not a hard trait.
Well maybe for you.
Don't have food in your zoo.
Hey, just friendly advice.
Eat less than mice.
Then you'll do it,
As there you sit.
Want to do a blog?
Suffering from brain fog?
Just put up anything at all.
No one will care about your hall.
Hey, just friendly advice.
Go get a slice.
A slice of whatever you like.
Call it a strike.
Want to retire?
Is that where you aspire?
Give up that dream and work.
Unless you want to live like a grocery clerk.
Hey, just friendly advice.
So friendly it's like sharing lice.
The advice was just given.
It is so friendly it will help you with liven.
Pffffft friendly advice is hardly ever that. Heard any friendly advice that was more like scat? Those that give it and hide behind the friendly bit are usually very full of shit. But hey, I'm just being friendly to that mass as they are such a friendly class. So friendly that they can suck on some friendly gas from my ever so friendly little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You want a date?
Take any old mate.
Doesn't matter the one.
Give even a psycho a run.
Hey, just friendly advice.
You wanted to entice.
I'm just saying you can get one.
All friendly like with my run.
Want to get rich?
Not live in a ditch?
Have money with ease.
Get a job, it's a breeze.
Hey, just friendly advice.
Can roll the dice.
Get all kinds of dough.
May take 50 years though
Want to lose weight?
Not a hard trait.
Well maybe for you.
Don't have food in your zoo.
Hey, just friendly advice.
Eat less than mice.
Then you'll do it,
As there you sit.
Want to do a blog?
Suffering from brain fog?
Just put up anything at all.
No one will care about your hall.
Hey, just friendly advice.
Go get a slice.
A slice of whatever you like.
Call it a strike.
Want to retire?
Is that where you aspire?
Give up that dream and work.
Unless you want to live like a grocery clerk.
Hey, just friendly advice.
So friendly it's like sharing lice.
The advice was just given.
It is so friendly it will help you with liven.
Pffffft friendly advice is hardly ever that. Heard any friendly advice that was more like scat? Those that give it and hide behind the friendly bit are usually very full of shit. But hey, I'm just being friendly to that mass as they are such a friendly class. So friendly that they can suck on some friendly gas from my ever so friendly little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThe #1 regained
DeleteSome few times!
Hank
Back with the flow
DeleteCome a #1 show
If you want some great advice
ReplyDeleteThere's no need to shake the dice
Cat has the answers loud and clear
First calls for getting off your rear
Getting off and doing
DeleteMaybe even canoeing
Dum dum ta dum ta dum
ReplyDeleteAdvice
Dum ta dum ta dum dum
is worth what you paid for it.
And yes love has value like money.
Now write a poem about cat!
Title it a silly love poem
Deleteabout how you lost your love
about some friendly advice.
Lovey dovey you say
DeleteBeen there at our bay
But we could do once more
Won't air until next year though at our shore
Friendly advice is never lacking, in quantity not quality!
ReplyDeleteQuantity it is
DeleteWith no quality biz
Some Friendly Spice In Advice!
ReplyDeleteGiving it and being rather nice
Being friendly
For all to see
Just so ending it being a lot wise
Hank
A lot wise needed
DeleteSo should be heeded
If you want to do it, then do it.
ReplyDeleteAction is the thing to get.
Action and thing
DeleteHmmm hey, it's spring
I rarely ask for advice and resent it when it's given without my having asked for it. And sometimes "friendly" advice seems to be anything but that.
ReplyDeleteYep, anything but
DeleteRarely ever makes the cut
A little friendly advice with a roll of the dice!
ReplyDeleteSnake eyes
DeleteEver so wise
Friendly advice about being number one
ReplyDeletewake up early
and be super-human in response time
Copy and paste
DeleteIn post haste
I know someone who worked his whole life for his family, and now he refused to retire because the insurance premiums would lessen his quality of life so much. That's awful and seems unjust.
ReplyDeleteThat sure does indeed
DeleteScrew you over ever which way at each feed
You're so helpful, Pat!
ReplyDeleteHelpful me
DeleteIn the place to be
Most of my advice is not taken
ReplyDeleteSo don't give much these days
leaves more time for fun
And lots of play.
Betty
A better way of life
DeleteFree from strife
Good advice is hard to find. And if you give advice to the youngins, they ignore you. No advice to the feline population.
ReplyDeleteThat they surely do
DeleteFelines just walk on through
Some friendly advice
ReplyDeletemight make you think twice
sort of like rolling the dice
a guaranteed winner might be nice
If you're guaranteed a win
DeleteStrings come attached to that spin
Nothing in life is guaranteed
Deletesome advice I do not need
Yep, run far away
DeleteWith such a display
Sharing lice doesn't sound so friendly.
ReplyDeleteNot one bit
DeleteWith any of it
LOL thank you for friendly advice! No sugar coating, that makes the best advice:-)
ReplyDeleteYep, just spit it out
DeleteAnd say what it's about
Back hand advice
ReplyDeleteCan be annoying
And usually offered
In a voice that is cloying
Bah humbug
Humbug indeed
DeleteTo such a deed
lol well friendly advice :) :)
ReplyDeleteFriendly all the way
DeleteMaking you pay and pay
Thanks for all your friendly advice.
ReplyDeleteYou truly are very nice.
I seldom listen to advice though.
Just go with my own little show.
Go with what is best
DeletePasses any test
What advise could man’s poor wife say
ReplyDeleteWhen thing just weren’t going his way
In face of our plight
Do you think we might
Try driving on right side today
If across the pond
DeleteMay not end up in the great beyond
Haha! Now here is some friendly advice that I really enjoyed!
ReplyDeleteWorking hard paid off for me,
as I enjoy retirement at my sea.
Live below your means is the mantra in the extended MacBeath family.
So I would add save, save, save, and invest!
Just some friendly advice from me ~ LOL
lol what if just getting by
DeleteThen no save save save or invest is gonna fly lol
Why then, I'd suggest a second, maybe third job! Who needs to sleep, when you need money to keep?
Deletehaha have had 8 at my sea
DeleteNot such a helpful spree
Hey, friendly cat!/You fancy a pat?/Bring yer head here/I'll tickle your ear. :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
No butt scratch
DeleteTo match
I've received "friendly advice"
ReplyDeleteSometimes once, twice and even thrice!
I nod my head and smile
As some yak on for a while
They don't see one bit
My eye roll and that I don't give a shit
They still yak
DeleteEven when we want to smack
Friendly advice is the same as unsolicited advice. Just keep it to yourself.
ReplyDeleteThat all should do
DeleteThere at their zoo
Friendly advice they wouldn't take themselves
ReplyDeleteNot even if it were given by elves
Sound advice and free of charge, too...
I'd rather snack with Scooby Doo
Be much better off
DeleteDunk their head in a horse trough
Friendly advice?
ReplyDeleteI arch my brow
Get away fast
Get away now
Chase them back
DeleteOr suffer an attack