Did you know that the following post is intended for mature audiences from coast to coast? You didn't know that? Now you do from the cat.
A word to the wise.
Adult situations arise.
So take care.
May blind a pair.
A naked bun or two.
So adult in view.
A shooting of some bad guy.
Oh me, oh my.
Adult in every way.
Make sure the kids stray.
Speaking of which,
There in lies a glitch.
Adult it is.
But no child care biz?
No screaming in the night?
No kids on a long flight?
No pets anywhere?
No bills to spare.
No filling up on gas.
No condom needed in mass?
Hell, not even gas,
Will come to pass.
Not in the fill up way.
Just in case you're lost at my bay.
No mortgage to pay.
No events for the kids to play.
No running to and fro.
That is a lot of no.
No bags under their eyes.
But yes, the bad guy dies.
Or maybe he fries.
Watch it girls and guys.
So adult this post.
It's adult the most.
Not even a vet bill,
Or recycling for the land fill.
There is no need to eat,
Unless advertising a treat.
Not even a need to shit.
But yep, it's adult where you sit.
Damn, those adult warnings are a little inflated. Maybe they were done by adults who never mated? Heck, they never mated, owned a pet, ate or went to the loo. A robot must have put the discretion warning in view. Skynet is truly coming to pass. You heard it here first from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
A word to the wise.
Adult situations arise.
So take care.
May blind a pair.
A naked bun or two.
So adult in view.
A shooting of some bad guy.
Oh me, oh my.
Adult in every way.
Make sure the kids stray.
Speaking of which,
There in lies a glitch.
Adult it is.
But no child care biz?
No screaming in the night?
No kids on a long flight?
No pets anywhere?
No bills to spare.
No filling up on gas.
No condom needed in mass?
Hell, not even gas,
Will come to pass.
Not in the fill up way.
Just in case you're lost at my bay.
No mortgage to pay.
No events for the kids to play.
No running to and fro.
That is a lot of no.
No bags under their eyes.
But yes, the bad guy dies.
Or maybe he fries.
Watch it girls and guys.
So adult this post.
It's adult the most.
Not even a vet bill,
Or recycling for the land fill.
There is no need to eat,
Unless advertising a treat.
Not even a need to shit.
But yep, it's adult where you sit.
Damn, those adult warnings are a little inflated. Maybe they were done by adults who never mated? Heck, they never mated, owned a pet, ate or went to the loo. A robot must have put the discretion warning in view. Skynet is truly coming to pass. You heard it here first from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteIn with even flow!
Hank
Good Morning Hank
DeleteNot on the road or
swimming in a tank?
Good Morning True
DeleteManaged to be up
and not feeling blue!
Hank
Got on in
DeleteWith a row spin
This verse is so very true,
ReplyDeleteThis I say is true.
I wonder who is at fault.
When things are labelled as adult.
Excellent read Pat.
Yvonne.
Programmers abound
DeleteAs marketing is found
Beware adult with inner child in tow
ReplyDeleteJust watch the adventures flow
some you might not want to know
but, for now it's off to work I go
Got to pay bills
DeleteDoing the 9-5 drills
Rush into adult, it is so very fine
ReplyDeleteThe young can't wait to cross that older line
Then they want to go back
DeleteFor adult sure can lack
The Following Is All Kinds Of Hollowing!
ReplyDeleteAdults better be acting nice and behaving
No kids around
Nor are pets found
There're good adults who heed the warnings
Hank
Have to heed
DeleteWhat they read
No kids is fine with me.
ReplyDeleteTeenage angst crap
DeleteCan be blown off the tv map
Lol, yes, if they showed some actual adult situations, it wouldn't be half as interesting!
ReplyDeleteYep, be very boring
DeleteIf it went true adult exploring
I would like to go back being a kid
ReplyDeleteLess responsibility and more fun
Especially being able
To play in the sun
Betty
Yeah, way more fun
DeleteLess adult stuff to be done
I, for one, appreciate
ReplyDeleteWarnings at my plate
Warnings for you
DeleteWith warnings in view
Warnings are good
ReplyDeleteAt least an idea
If there's serious cursing
Kids should go out
Or repeat words they will spout
That they will
DeleteAs some have their fill
Some of the warnings sound like things to look forward to. :)
ReplyDeleteThat they may
DeleteWith what comes to play
Those are probably intended for folks in our neck of the woods!
ReplyDeleteKeeping them warned on in
DeleteWith the warning spin
No kids on a long flight would be a delight.
ReplyDeleteHad one cry the full 2 hours to Florida last year. I thought he was going to blow out the drum in my ear.
Damn, that sure would stink
DeleteBring one to the brink
I don't mind seeing some buns.
ReplyDeleteCould have guessed that
DeleteAt our mat haha
I think adult warnings are sometimes appropriate, but I also think that parents should evaluate those warnings and decide if they are appropriate or not.
ReplyDeleteI don't have children of my own, but I have spent much of my life in the company of children. Today some parents expose them to too many adult issues, and they should not burden their children with worries and fears. But it's a tough world today, and I have a lot of compassion for parents trying to raise children and get through it.
I've flown on a lot of flights with crying children, and it can be hard for surrounding passengers. I deal with it by putting myself in the child's situation and also the parent's or parents' and summon some compassion for them, especially when the parents are trying to quiet the child.
That said, there are some parents on flights I get very upset with ~ like those who let their child constantly kick the back of my seat (for example).
Have a good one!
Yeah, sure can be a pain
DeleteWith all on the train
Funny where this post led some
As I made fun with my rhyming bum
Kicking seats would annoy
I'd scold the little heathen err umm boy
Adult me time is good for me, at least once in a while ~
ReplyDeleteEnjoy spring Pat ~
Need that time
DeleteSure isn't a crime
I think parents need to use their own discretion when it comes to adult warnings. In a way, it's good they are there to give parents a heads-up.
ReplyDeleteDepends on the kid indeed
DeleteWith what takes seed
I say, put kids in charge
ReplyDeletethe world would be a much better place
for all animals, and nature, and the human race.
That it would indeed
DeleteAt every single feed
I don't like my youngest to see any of the above. I try not to make a big deal out of it if he does though because then he'd be inteterested even more. ;)
ReplyDeletelol that is wise
DeleteHe'd get those wide eyes
Not even a vet bill.....that would be a treat:)
ReplyDeleteThat it would
DeleteAt every hood
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletede stuff kids see N noe two day... wood jaw drop ther own parentz.... oh two day !! ☺☺♥♥
That it would
DeleteRun we should
Great post! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYippppppeeeeeeee
DeleteFor meeeeeeeeeee
I could handle no mortgage. I could afford a loan to fix my house. ;)
ReplyDeleteBe the best way
DeleteLive in tv land at our bay
I was just commenting the other day (on someone else's blog) that the word "adult" is too often defined as "X-Rated."
ReplyDeleteYeah, not so these days
DeleteGets labeled if it has a hateful gaze
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills
ReplyDeleteYep, that is the best
DeleteBeats all the rest
Give me Wiley E Coyote, Super genius, being blown up and daffy having his face blown off. Give me Grimm Fairy tales where the witch has hot boots on her feet-those I love-no censorship is needed
ReplyDeleteNo censorship at all
DeleteWorks for your wall
X Rated
ReplyDeletelove it or hate it.
I thought my reality shaken
When birthday to dreamland I’m taken
To bedroom I hovered
And there I discovered
My naked wife covered in bacon
Damn, what a thrill
DeleteNo need to pop a pill
Half of our problems with teens and children can be solved if we start treating children as adults wherever possible. Having different standards for children in terms of behaviour only leads to tantrums in the short term and unbalanced personalities in the long term.
ReplyDeleteThink they deserve it all handed on a silver platter
DeleteCan't do anything, what does it matter
I'm all for
ReplyDeleteRestaurants without kids
Most are ill-mannered
And often flip their lids
That they do
DeleteAnd adults approve of the view