A Day Out, What's That About?

The cat was lying about when the dogs went out. I mean they went out far. They even had to go in a car. Why the heck would they want that? Sure beats this cat.

There they go.

 Pfft fine by me.

They are my foe.

On them I'd like to pee.

Bat dog in the car.

 That seems fun.

Who wants to go far?

I'll stay home and run.

Two for one.

Drooling all the way.

 Hot in the sun.

AC where I lay.

And one in the back,

Sure had to go.

 If bags you lack,

May be landmines in a row.

 

Run through sand.

Who wants to play there?

For if you dig into the land,

You'll fine droppings to spare.

Now onto the grass.

 Not so much greener.

Looks like on it someone rubbed their ass.

My bed is far cleaner.

Look! It's green.

Rain made it clean.

A germy ball on screen.

At least chasing it keeps her lean.

 

Back to the sniff.

A two for one.

Get double the whiff?

The big one is done.

 

And then finding a good spot.

After you've sniffed a lot.

Roll in it like a comfy cot.

Yep, going out for me isn't sought.

They are nuts.

 I'll stay up here.

Crazy old mutts.

Hey, at least their nose isn't up my rear.

Ready to go roll around in a field? To that I think humans will yield. Unless they are rolling for umm fun. Then they may roll before done. Could get arrested too, if the coppers see you. Watch out for dog crap and what's beneath the giant litter box sand trap. Who'd want that rotten grass? I prefer green stuff for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.