The cat was lying about when the dogs went out. I mean they went out far. They even had to go in a car. Why the heck would they want that? Sure beats this cat.
Ready to go roll around in a field? To that I think humans will yield. Unless they are rolling for umm fun. Then they may roll before done. Could get arrested too, if the coppers see you. Watch out for dog crap and what's beneath the giant litter box sand trap. Who'd want that rotten grass? I prefer green stuff for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
There they go.
Pfft fine by me.
They are my foe.
On them I'd like to pee.
Bat dog in the car.
That seems fun.
Who wants to go far?
I'll stay home and run.
Two for one.
Drooling all the way.
Hot in the sun.
AC where I lay.
And one in the back,
Sure had to go.
If bags you lack,
May be landmines in a row.
Run through sand.
Who wants to play there?
For if you dig into the land,
You'll fine droppings to spare.
Now onto the grass.
Not so much greener.
Looks like on it someone rubbed their ass.
My bed is far cleaner.
Look! It's green.
Rain made it clean.
A germy ball on screen.
At least chasing it keeps her lean.
Back to the sniff.
A two for one.
Get double the whiff?
The big one is done.
And then finding a good spot.
After you've sniffed a lot.
Roll in it like a comfy cot.
Yep, going out for me isn't sought.
They are nuts.
I'll stay up here.
Crazy old mutts.
Hey, at least their nose isn't up my rear.
Experience spring, have a fling.
S
ReplyDeleteCapital time
DeleteSmall s got shafted like a mime
On my planet, it means hope
DeleteSuper dupor
DeleteNot in a stupor
Love all the photos
ReplyDeleteBat dog makes me laugh and smile
And that upside-down roller
Looks like he'll roll the next mile
He likes to roll away
DeleteAs bat dog whines to get out to play
Monday smile as pics came in view
ReplyDeleteDid they go to a doggie park?
hope they didn't leave poo?
Around here you have to bring a pooper scooper and bag, take out what you leave...
Are you getting the warming trend, it will be in the 90's today same as yesterday?
Have a good one Pat!
Baseball field we did go
DeleteNo way out high or low
Just close the gate
Caged in is their fate
We take out indeed
Or at least flick it in the woods at our feed
Warm it is
With the weather biz
I think you call that the difference between cats and dogs.
ReplyDeleteThat it would be
DeleteCats have little want to leave their sea
Where's Hank
ReplyDeleteDid he walk the plank?
Must be on the road
DeleteIn driving mode
On the road
DeleteLike a blue toad
With a frog
DeleteIn a log
The cat knows what to do (or not do) on a hot summer day.
ReplyDeleteGot both down
DeleteWhen it is hot in town
Never seen a batdog before
ReplyDeleteWould be scary if one came a-knocking on my door
Mongo is so fat he needs to run
But that lazy no-good keeps sitting on his lazy beep bum
Hey that didn't rhyme!
Well, sue me
In the place to be
And I'llraise you a Scooby Doowee!
How's the mat
Kitty Cat?
Can I sue
DeleteWon't get much from you lol
Bat dog may drool
Mongo may not find it cool
Just sitting on his bum
Wouldn't make her a chum
Still a going
With our showing
Dogs had quite adventure out and about
ReplyDeleteCat knew to keep close at home
Not good for it to roam.
Berty
Betty
Didn't want to play
DeleteAs inside he shall stay
Those photos are great. Cats and dogs, ha the old school rivalry.
ReplyDeleteA rivalry is had
DeleteWith many at our pad
Tell a great story with the pets
ReplyDeleteWin a prize, take all bets
Photos seem to say it all
Dogs even come when you call
That they may
DeleteUnless you try and make them stay
I love little dachshunds, and those two are cute. Batdog was having fun with the others on a run. I'm not much for grass in dog parks, I've been listening to Pat too long! LOL!
ReplyDeletelol pee on your feet
DeleteMay even find a gooey between toes treat
Funny Monday. Can't roll in the grass in TX. Too many fire ants! They sting.
ReplyDeleteOuch to those
DeleteSuck if they got up your nose
Sometimes a bark in the park is fun!
ReplyDeleteFor the barker
DeleteAnd their marker
The Cat is smart. It's too hot to go outside.
ReplyDeleteYep, indoor A/C
DeleteIs the way to be
They are really cute.
ReplyDeleteThey pretend to be
DeleteJust before they pounce thee
I love the picture of the one staring up at you as he's rolling around.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe my dogs are cats. I take them outside, and they just look up at me like they want to come back in. Then I bring them back in, and they lounge on the couch like lazy a-holes.
And then I do the same thing, because hey, smart dogs.
Flashing all with a roll
DeleteThese ones will stroll
But the couch sounds better
Sit there and type many a word err umm letter
The older I get the more I understand the cat. The AC is where it's at.
ReplyDeleteAC is much nicer a place
DeleteThan some sweat inducing embrace
I wish I could ride around with my cats. lol
ReplyDeletelol they may find it fun
DeleteOr meow a ton
Love the bat dog filled with glee
ReplyDeletethey get to have fun and pee.
There they are in a furry glow
but your cat thinks they are idiots all in a row
That the cat does indeed
DeleteAs they leave our feed
Cats are great observers and they always seem to look down on excessive exuberance. Disdain is their middle name.
ReplyDeleteDown they sure look
DeleteLike all are nothing more than a crook
The cat doesn't usually give that much airtime to dogs.
ReplyDeleteHe stayed in front of the AC
DeleteSo the dogs got to play free
The cat is smarter than the dog
ReplyDeleteBoth, though, can outwit a stupid hog
(like our president).
That they can indeed
DeleteWithout much thought at their feed
Looks like the cats have their own indoor jungle gym.
ReplyDeleteThe pic of the doggy lying on his back is a hoot. He looks pretty blissful.
They have much to use
DeleteHe sure can amuse
Cats view the dogs, and shake their internal head. Dumb dogs. Maybe they have fleas? Cats will not stay safe up on top bookcase.
ReplyDeleteFleas could get you anywhere
DeleteHate the suckers at our lair
orlin N cassie.....well, ta be honest, we wood like ta get out side N roll in that dirt...juzt coz ♥♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeleteWe'll watch from afar
DeleteBurd poop could be at your sand bar
Dogs need to run
ReplyDeleteand play a ton.
Then quiet and tired they will be
which fills the people of the house with glee. ha.
That it does every time
DeleteThe house is then sublime
Makes me thinks of the picture book Dog vs. Cat- all about which is better. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Both have their wins
DeleteAs they take spins
Don't know what to say
ReplyDeleteto cuteness sent my way
but really made my day
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
My dogs love to roll around in the grass.
ReplyDeleteThen they come back in smelling like ass.
That they do
DeleteAS they roll in anything eww
You cats certainly are not like the cats I once had
ReplyDeleteOutside they thought they were so bad
Catching mice and birds every day
All they wanted to do was play, play, play
I'm sure if I let them out
DeleteThey'd have fun out in about
I used to take my diabetic cat with me when I used to visit my caravan. How she loved the train journey and time there. Yes Pat! animals do enjoy time away.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
They can have fun
DeleteWhen out for a run