The cat rolls his eyes a bunch. So many are just out to lunch. I guess such things are ingrained in their brain. Easier than to think and cause pain.
Today there's a post from me.
It was meant to be.
Then why did I write it?
I think you mean you're full of shit.
Don't worry though.
Time heals all wounds, you know.
Like that missing arm.
Err ummm, hey it adds charm.
Good things come to those who wait.
Waiting, waiting, damn, I'll be dead at this rate.
Good things are such a liar.
I hope they catch fire.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.
I love to give this one some insults.
Am I insane for practicing and getting better at something?
Or do you want us all to be dumb and unable with your insane ring?
Everything happens for a reason.
Just like the changing of the season.
Like death, disease and Wal-Mart.
You never know what's in that cart.
What doesn't kill you will make you stronger.
Yeah, and it will also make every body part longer.
And I'm really a rhyming mutt,
That can actually talk out my butt.
Hard work pays off.
Ha! To that I scoff.
Maybe pays off those above,
Out the door you just get a shove.
Live each moment like it's your last.
Hmmm that would be a blast.
Dying every moment of every day.
Who doesn't want to live that way?
What goes around comes around.
So life is like a merry-go-round?
Where is the quarter slot?
I want to believe....not!
And now we're done.
Wasn't this fun?
It was just a meant to be trend,
Because everything works out in the end.
Umm in the end you croak? Is that really a good working poke? Pfffffffffffffft to all these platitudes. Just lots of nonsense from human dudes. Like saying my gas will cause miracles to befall on you. Just wait there for 1000 years at your zoo. Now the cat is through with his sass and bursting platitude bubbles with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Today there's a post from me.
It was meant to be.
Then why did I write it?
I think you mean you're full of shit.
Don't worry though.
Time heals all wounds, you know.
Like that missing arm.
Err ummm, hey it adds charm.
Good things come to those who wait.
Waiting, waiting, damn, I'll be dead at this rate.
Good things are such a liar.
I hope they catch fire.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.
I love to give this one some insults.
Am I insane for practicing and getting better at something?
Or do you want us all to be dumb and unable with your insane ring?
Everything happens for a reason.
Just like the changing of the season.
Like death, disease and Wal-Mart.
You never know what's in that cart.
What doesn't kill you will make you stronger.
Yeah, and it will also make every body part longer.
And I'm really a rhyming mutt,
That can actually talk out my butt.
Hard work pays off.
Ha! To that I scoff.
Maybe pays off those above,
Out the door you just get a shove.
Live each moment like it's your last.
Hmmm that would be a blast.
Dying every moment of every day.
Who doesn't want to live that way?
What goes around comes around.
So life is like a merry-go-round?
Where is the quarter slot?
I want to believe....not!
And now we're done.
Wasn't this fun?
It was just a meant to be trend,
Because everything works out in the end.
Umm in the end you croak? Is that really a good working poke? Pfffffffffffffft to all these platitudes. Just lots of nonsense from human dudes. Like saying my gas will cause miracles to befall on you. Just wait there for 1000 years at your zoo. Now the cat is through with his sass and bursting platitude bubbles with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteBack on in
DeleteSeconds for the win
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ReplyDeleteHaha once again 2
DeleteThat would be 2 for True
2 with 2
DeleteOr 2 for 2
Or just 22
DeleteS is for so close
DeleteSooooooooooo works better
DeleteMore than 2 a letter
"It's character building"
ReplyDeleteThat one makes me pout
I've enough character for days
So up your snout!
haha yeah, character this
DeleteA finger one can't miss
platitudes can be true
ReplyDeletebut the redundancy of them
can give you the flu
Germs you say
DeleteDamn, run away
It'll all work out in the end. ;)
DeleteStuck your name in the rafflecopter for my latest giveaway. Thanks for all the bloggy support!
lol in the end you'll be dead
DeleteSo does it work out in one's death bed?
Thanks indeed
From our feed
This is why I love those Demotivational Posters!
ReplyDeleteA flip to its flop
DeleteMaking them stop
You do have a point about practicing something. But if you keep practicing the same crappy thing and doing it wrong, you'll never get better.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you have to actually practice something good and in a new way
DeleteAlways a flipside there at play
Hard work pays off
ReplyDeleteNot where I work
Good things come to those who wait
I am doubtful, if you want something you
better get moving, it ain't conin' to your gate
(Sorry, feeling a bit negative today) I've been
Working late...
Comin'
DeleteAll of them true
DeleteBunch of crap on cue
Wait and you'll be stuck
Just going cluckity cluck
Hard work pays off... my butt!
DeleteI'd rather sniff a mutt
Yep, mutt would be better
DeleteNeed to write those hard work people a letter
I actually like these cliches
ReplyDeleteI've said these many a days
But I feel I'm quite strong
So no more crap is neededor I'll feel I'm King Kong
Now you have a fate
DeleteClimb good old Empire State
I love a good saying or two
ReplyDeletecomes from all that hard work I had to do.
I can rattle them off for all sorts of things,
and see what kind of results it brings.
Sometimes it falls on deaf ears
so I just kick them in their rear!
A kicker you say
DeleteCausing dismay
Talking into deaf ears
Geez, along with one eyed fears
Said many of these in my day
ReplyDeleteThat is all I will say.
Betty
Out they pop
DeleteCan come out non stop
I think I've said (and believed) each of these
ReplyDeleteAt one time or another, whether or not life's a breeze...
A breeze you say
DeleteLike a fart in the wind on display?
What goes around comes around indeed. Like a fart blown back by the wind.
ReplyDeleteOr pee
DeleteNever piss into the wind at your sea
Ever notice that a lot of "great quotations" have other, equally "great" quotations that disagree? One such example is "out of sight is out of mind" and "absence makes the heart grow fonder." How about "a setting hen never grows fat" and "a rolling stone gathers no moss."
ReplyDeleteAnd whenever I see "live each moment like it's your last" I think "live each moment like it's your last, and one day, you'll be right!"
haha yep, so many contradict
DeleteWith each thing they depict
For that last one I think, who wants that?
For if it is your last it will probably be miserable where you're at
You hit the nail on the head with this post. Glad you didn't smash anything else
ReplyDeleteGood I didn't hit a toe
DeleteOr maybe an elbow
It's been awhile since I read your rhyme.
ReplyDeleteGlad to make it back this time.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
A stitch in time as we all know
ReplyDeleteWill save 9 thers for Joe Blow
Say it softly, say it quick
But always carry a very big stick
haha make sure the stick is pointy too
DeleteFor a bird in the hand beats two in the bush for you
Life is but a cycle/So roll up your pants and get on your bicycle! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
haha you can do that with ease
DeleteGoing wherever you please
Sometime a little tude is in order!
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteFrom sea to sea
orlin N cassie; de food gurl haz comes two de con clooshun that hard werk payz off for de doctor & de farm a cee dood...peer ee od
ReplyDeletecoz like at her place oh employ; one iz just az like lee ta haza dam stroke frum all de bull shitz that go on; let a lone...de hard werk ~~~~~~~
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☺☺♥♥
lol pays with more doctor bills
DeleteOh the thrills
A Little Attitude To The Platitude!
ReplyDeleteA time for reflection in solitude
Repeating cliches
That held sway
Might impact loudly on changing moods
Hank
Could impact
DeleteIf said with tact
I really think there is truth to most platitudes. But then again I am not sure about good things coming to those who wait. I have been waiting........and waiting........smiles!
ReplyDeletehaha each can be proven wrong
DeleteWhen sung their little platitude song
If what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger...I should be superman by now. lol
ReplyDeletelol we should be too
DeleteA bunch of poo
Good one, Mary.
DeleteThat it was
DeleteJust because
Wow. You got a lot of goods in here. Though I do believe in the merry go round:)
ReplyDeleteCan it come back in a square
DeleteDoes it have to be at a round lair
About me the people would say
ReplyDeleteThat they had thrown my mold away
In glories they’d stack
Some info they’d lack
That mold all grew back anyway
Need mildew remover quick
DeleteEnds it some slick
The rummer is back
ReplyDeletewith the summer attack!
Back in style
DeleteAs summer has turned the dial
Maybe I'm late in reading this,
ReplyDeleteBut it's a verse that really excelled.
Yvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
Platitudes can be good for those who aren't good with words, but I think they are overused many times.
ReplyDeleteYep, overused a ton
DeleteAs many give them a run