That granny is back. Sure sure doesn't lack. If you are easily offended you may want to avert your eyes. Look to the skies. But I doubt any who come here get offended, as you know nothing is amended. So times three with Profanity Granny comes to be.
And there you go. Another three books have been released at our show. Profanity Granny may scare some away, but many asked for a repeat display. So we pulled out three more. She sure doesn't bore. Can you relate to the Profanity Granny lass? She may scare my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Profanity Granny is back.
This is her third attack.
She has done a lot.
Not always hot to trot.
But debacles can be fun.
Especially when hers are done.
So to give many a peer.
Profanity Granny goes out.
She may give many a shout.
Or make many shout.
Some heathens may even pout.
But a lot comes due.
A lot out there to view.
People may run in fear.
Profanity Granny wants all in shape.
Maybe the shape of a grape?
We aren't sure with her tips.
But you won't be doing back flips.
Instead you'll learn each trick.
Makes exercising some slick.
To get your rump not into gear,
And there you go. Another three books have been released at our show. Profanity Granny may scare some away, but many asked for a repeat display. So we pulled out three more. She sure doesn't bore. Can you relate to the Profanity Granny lass? She may scare my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteStill on the go
DeleteWith an S show
S is for Grandma is tired of your shit
DeleteTired and not taking it any more
DeleteThere at her shore
Profanity Granny
ReplyDeleteShe's a handful I bet
She has no filter
But not in jail... yet!
Has avoided the slammer
DeleteAnd the judge's hammer
Being a Granny is great but alas I never see my grandchildren much to my dismay.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Maybe one day
DeleteThere at your bay
She sure scares me....I'm more of the soft, cream puff granny...
ReplyDeletehaha soft and cream puff
DeleteAlways helping out with stuff
Profanity Grandma seems to have taken a dark side! Lol
ReplyDeletelol she got turned
DeleteNow all will be burned
As characters come and go
ReplyDeleteProfanity Granny is best of show
I bet P. Granny gets results fast
And has, of course, the last word cast
She gets the last word in
DeleteAlways on a profanity spin
Congrats, Pat! She's right about the products that are free of so much and yet cost twice as much.
ReplyDeleteYep, they cost so friggin much
DeleteEven free of everything and such
I wouldn't want to run into her, that's for sure. Good stuff, greetings and best wishes!
ReplyDeleteShe may scare
DeleteBetter beware
Wow 3 more at your shore
ReplyDeleteAnd none of them a bore!
Congrats!
Betty
Good not to bore
DeleteAs more we explore
Ruh roh, I better lay low. Profanity Granny is out again.
ReplyDeleteShe's back
DeleteWith a new pack
3, Pat? Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I'm turning into a profanity granny.....
haha just makes fun
DeleteWhen the turning is done
I sure am not going to mess with Granny!
ReplyDeleteRun far away
DeleteWhen she's on display
A Profanity Day Times Three At Our Bay!
ReplyDeleteAmazingly three in a way for a head-way
Seeing Profanity galore
4-letter words and more
For Profanity Granny has lots to say
Hank
She has lots to say
DeleteAnd always in a colorful way
WTF
ReplyDeleteGranny is tough
Sure her language is rough
But she blasts out what is real
She's the genuine deal
WTF
WTF for the win
DeleteAs Profanity Granny does all in
I love all of these. And I really dig the artwork on the Exercise Tips one. I'm glad to see Granny back in top form. I'll definitely be checking these out.
ReplyDeleteI just love when you see a product that's gluten free, and trans fat free, and vegan, and it's something like a salad. Except it costs more than the others because it has all of those 'things' in it.
Well, no shit. Would you expect a basic salad to have wheat, bacon, and be fried in lard? Because I believe that's called a BLT.
Yep, the third artwork was done great
DeleteThey sure add that crap so prices they can inflate
But then some nut probably asks too
So what are those salad makers to do
I love Profanity Granny!
ReplyDeleteGlad she is grand
DeleteWith three more in my land
That's great. Congrats on getting more published. Profanity granny is funny.
ReplyDeleteI just let her go
DeleteAnd she sure can flow
Profanity Granny rocks!!! I wonder what she's say about those fidget spinners.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure something will come due
DeleteWith a curse word two by two
I have to say she is unique. She is isn't she? I mean there aren't herds of Profanity Grannies out and about, are there? I'm going to keep an eye out just in case there are more. Report at seven. Congrats on the new books.
ReplyDeleteUnique would be the word
DeleteAs she flips all the bird
Watch out for a bunch
Things could go out to lunch
Haha Granny is back
ReplyDeleteona profanity attack
Granny likes to make a scene
but, will she be obscene
Haha I read the first one
that you had done...
haha she sure can make a scene
DeleteOr poke one in the spleen
The laugh and walk away
Having a merry old day
Wow, I'm wondering how I managed to miss the other Profanity Granny posts. This is the first time I've heard of her.
ReplyDeleteShe's been around a while
DeleteAlthough 2015 was the last time she turned the book dial
Yay, my favorite Bubbeh's back
ReplyDeleteon an f-bomb attack
I admire her so
Glad she's on a third go
Congratulations!
Keep up the flow.
Third fourth and fifth too
DeleteShe can't be stopped at our zoo
Stop writing these unauthorized biographies about me. LOL You know Profanity Granny is my favorite character. I'm taking her new tomes with me on my Kindle for my getaway next week.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha!
Deletehaha maybe they'll show up on some strange channel soon
DeleteThe Unauthorized Story of You coming at noon
orlin N cassie......conga ratz again two dad pat....this iz total lee awesum N we loves pro fanitee grannie !!!! her kickz ass :) heerz ta 900 bazillion damn salez ♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeleteShe can get things done
DeleteWith her profanity run
Avert! Avert! giggle... Avert!
ReplyDeletehahahaha.
Just can't look away
DeleteFrom the profanity display haha
Congratulations on your new books.
ReplyDeleteMy granny would not let me take a look.
Wait! I am a granny too.
So I can do whatever I want to do.
Can do what you want
DeleteEven if images may haunt
This loss brought on tear filled display
ReplyDeleteOur rich grandma Beth passed away
Though we’d never switch her
Such dreams we would ditch there
For her cats got richer that day
All to the cats
DeleteShowed those dingbats
She is a fierce one ~ Congrats Pat ~
ReplyDeleteThat she is
DeleteWith her profanity biz
You better be careful or she might pout
ReplyDeletewhen she finds you've given her secrets out.
haha. I'm hoping you've taken some artistic license
when describing Nana like a crude old bison. lol.
But she does like cats, that I know.
I stole her crown and it still glows. hahaha....
haha she already threatened to sue
DeleteAs some are kinda true
But then she won't get anything
So I just let the stories fling
Granny needs a cowboy hat and she'll be more cool than profane.
ReplyDeleteCool you say
DeleteShe may think that a profanity worth display
Just got to be a granny again yesterday
ReplyDeleteBut no profanity at my bay...
Not even a damn
DeleteYou cleaned out your profanity spam
Can't say bad words in front of a little dear
DeleteThey repeat everything they hear
Forgot to say congrats on a new book
That you know won't make it into my nook
That is true
DeleteSo get creative with bad words at ones zoo
Then they can be funnier to watch them say
Corrupt and then run away
Oh, you're evil, you funny guy!
DeleteNo parent will ever poke you in the eye!
lol got to have some fun
DeleteJust make sure you can run
Me and Profanity Granny would get along quite swell, I believe. I aspire to be just like her when I am a granny!
ReplyDeletehaha could scare the grandkids away
DeleteThere at your bay
Is it strange to say that I want to hug her?? Congrats to you-3 more for you
ReplyDeleteHug the profanity one
DeleteShe may fart when done