Betsy and Optimistic long name may like this one. They enjoy the snow a ton. The cat just shakes his head at that. I'll take a white stuff free doormat.
Come with me.
Let's go today.
Travel by sea,
I mean plane, okay?
2 flights a week.
In and out you go.
If it's cold you seek,
The wind shall blow.
Ittoqqortoormiit is your spot.
A head scratcher for me.
That twists the tongue a lot.
Can it be said by thee?
You can sleep in a cave.
A cave that is icy.
Then come home and rant and rave.
Bah, I doubt it's too pricey.
Even a local bar.
The hospital is next door.
So they'll leave the door ajar,
So you trip when you explore.
Trip on a trip.
Now that is a head turner.
Ittoqqortoormiit makes you slip.
Are you a slow learner?
Better be fast.
A bear may come by.
Or a Santa reindeer cast.
You can even hunt them sans jolly old fat guy.
Deserted villages can be seen.
That may be a thrill.
For they will be all clean.
No dirt that's run of the mill.
Take dog sleds to get around.
Mutts everywhere and barking.
That would be an awful sound,
Plus each tree they'll be marking.
So get on a plane.
Go where there's ice.
If you can say Ittoqqortoormiit and stay sane,
Maybe they'll lower the price.
Are you ready to hop a plane now? Snow sure can wow. Maybe just ice. Not sure on the price. But too cold for lice. Isn't that nice? Ittoqqortoormiit is just a long flight away. But in icy caves you can play. Now I will pass the gas that trying to say Ittoqqortoormiit gave my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Come with me.
Let's go today.
Travel by sea,
I mean plane, okay?
2 flights a week.
In and out you go.
If it's cold you seek,
The wind shall blow.
Ittoqqortoormiit is your spot.
A head scratcher for me.
That twists the tongue a lot.
Can it be said by thee?
You can sleep in a cave.
A cave that is icy.
Then come home and rant and rave.
Bah, I doubt it's too pricey.
Even a local bar.
The hospital is next door.
So they'll leave the door ajar,
So you trip when you explore.
Trip on a trip.
Now that is a head turner.
Ittoqqortoormiit makes you slip.
Are you a slow learner?
Better be fast.
A bear may come by.
Or a Santa reindeer cast.
You can even hunt them sans jolly old fat guy.
Deserted villages can be seen.
That may be a thrill.
For they will be all clean.
No dirt that's run of the mill.
Take dog sleds to get around.
Mutts everywhere and barking.
That would be an awful sound,
Plus each tree they'll be marking.
So get on a plane.
Go where there's ice.
If you can say Ittoqqortoormiit and stay sane,
Maybe they'll lower the price.
Are you ready to hop a plane now? Snow sure can wow. Maybe just ice. Not sure on the price. But too cold for lice. Isn't that nice? Ittoqqortoormiit is just a long flight away. But in icy caves you can play. Now I will pass the gas that trying to say Ittoqqortoormiit gave my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteA small s
DeleteSuper I guess
S stands for number one
Deletemaybe
Beats R
DeleteWith a great post har har
Great post
DeleteCoast to coast..
Har har har
said R
Adam is right
Deletes is for number one
Should have been uppercase
Under my sun
Typing Suza!
Takes too long
Lose precious seconds
For the number one song
haha can't lose to Hank
DeleteOr a ninja attack making you walk the plank
Would be cool
ReplyDeleteTo play in ice
I love winter
Wouldn't think twice
I wouldn't think
DeleteJust inside I'd slink
Where in the world is the place you mentioned a few times? I don't travel to visit the ice, I prefer the sun, now THAT'S nice.
ReplyDeleteExcellent verse and read.
Yvonne.
It is out there
DeleteFor all to visit by the pair
I can't think of anything worse than winter.
ReplyDeleteHmmm earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes, hurricanes
DeleteYeah, I bit far worse things than winter's pains lol
ha - it may be dangerous to get on a plane
ReplyDeletebut safety is relative - isn't it - and statistics say that most accidents happen at home - so better get out and find a nice beach - ha
happy sunday
haha find the giant litterbox indeed
DeleteCan happen at any feed
I am all for the beach..
DeleteWatch your toes
DeleteCan cause woes
It is true I love winter best of all
ReplyDeleteThen a close second is the fall.
Why sit and sweat?
Snowflakes are a better bet! Lol
lol but then when you have to drive
DeleteSnow may not let your survive
I enjoy winter but not sure Greenland is high on my list of places to visit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, be at the bottom
DeleteSpring or autumn
This time of the year I am always yearning to get away :)
ReplyDeleteLots of places to go
DeleteWith many a show
I think I'll skip the Brrrrr Humbug stuff!
ReplyDeleteBest way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
Funny I'm waiting to hop on airplane right now! Not going where bear might come by, though :-)
ReplyDeleteMore a warm place
DeleteThat you embrace?
That name is just too hard to say and I congratulate you on writing it down. Somehow, this place reminds me of Tim Buk Two.
ReplyDeleteThat is easier to say and rhyme though
DeleteTimbuktu has the flow
I've always wanted to visit Alaska. Ittoqqortoormiit is close enough.
ReplyDeleteCould work pretty well
DeleteAs there little does dwell
An ice house would be cool
ReplyDeleteBut tough for school
Fingers writing would get numb
All scores would be dumb
Bet their vodka is tasty cold!!
Bet it is
DeleteBe hard to pass a quiz
Nope, no planes for me, I don't fly.
ReplyDeleteCan go by car or boat
Deletemaybe ride a goat
Dont like the cold or the snow
ReplyDeleteGive me heat any day
Even if it is too hot to play.
Betty
Snow is yuck
DeleteBut on sweating up the arse crack I'll pass the buck
I don't like winter driving on ice
ReplyDeleteslipping and sliding is not very nice
Today it is warm, as the sun glows
I enjoyed itt very much at my show...
Good to enjoy
DeleteAnd not play coy
Just out in the sun
For a little fun
(For) vacation I went somewhere new
ReplyDeleteTo bid boring old world adieu
And how my brain shook
At world with strange look
From couch TV took on new view
A new seat
DeleteCan make it neat
A Travel Plan For A Winter Fan!
ReplyDeleteLocation a big draw all the time
It's Ittoqqortoormiit
Tongue twister a bit
Experience akin to Santa's land
Hank
That it may be
DeleteJolly old elf waiting for thee
I used to think that travel was all I wanted to do
ReplyDeletebut bills need paid
so that's most important
these days at our zoo :)
As for ice... yeah, I'll pass every time. Not a fan. ;)
haha can't live out of a suitcase?
DeleteThat would be a tough embrace
Always ready to hop a plane
ReplyDeleteI'm nuts, not insane :D
Does that ticket cost a buck?
Such luck!
Not a chance
DeleteNot even at first glance
Once I hit St. Anthony, I'm off for Labrador and Greenland. Ittoqqortoormiit looks grand, so now it's on the list as I head for Iceland. Thanks for introducing me to Ittoqqortoormiit, Pat!
ReplyDeleteGood luck walking there
DeleteMay be cold, so don't go bare
The only plane I want to board is one that's headed for a tropical shore.
ReplyDeleteCan go to Bora Bora
DeleteAnd umm snora snora