The cat touched on this before but it extends to many a shore. Not just sports on the go as people cheer to and fro. Yeah, they yell at a TV. Like anyone can hear thee?
Can't stay whelmed.
Your team is helmed.
Your team? Riiiight!
Been down that stair flight.
Now it's new.
It's all about you.
Or should I say we?
Beats the heck out of me.
We aren't doing so good.
Common in many a hood.
But when out slips the "we,"
What is being done by thee?
Eating and watching TV?
My, that includes we.
Looking at your phone on the pot?
Damn, that may be germy by a lot.
Watching on Youtube?
Your we is such a boob.
No, not an x-rated one.
Although there is a we in that run.
Unless you go more.
Like we as a gender encore.
The male is just bad,
So the we gets mad.
When really you watched it.
Could be some scary shit.
Even if it gave you a thrill,
No other we fit the bill.
More than sports.
Sports and courts.
Told you so.
Now onward we go.
My guys are winning.
That isn't sinning.
Look at them play.
They hit a,b,b,b,a.
Fast on the button.
Sure not a glutton.
We watched the video game.
Wow, we is just lame.
Are you a we? Better not tell me. We three may make fun. More than whelmed with your we run. More like weeeeeeee as you cheer with glee. Acting like you did something for the lose or win. Hey, I think you got mustard on your chin. That can be good luck, right? Pfffft you know what I think of luck at my site. Now I am done making fun of the human mass. At least until the next observation from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Can't stay whelmed.
Your team is helmed.
Your team? Riiiight!
Been down that stair flight.
Now it's new.
It's all about you.
Or should I say we?
Beats the heck out of me.
We aren't doing so good.
Common in many a hood.
But when out slips the "we,"
What is being done by thee?
Eating and watching TV?
My, that includes we.
Looking at your phone on the pot?
Damn, that may be germy by a lot.
Watching on Youtube?
Your we is such a boob.
No, not an x-rated one.
Although there is a we in that run.
Unless you go more.
Like we as a gender encore.
The male is just bad,
So the we gets mad.
When really you watched it.
Could be some scary shit.
Even if it gave you a thrill,
No other we fit the bill.
More than sports.
Sports and courts.
Told you so.
Now onward we go.
My guys are winning.
That isn't sinning.
Look at them play.
They hit a,b,b,b,a.
Fast on the button.
Sure not a glutton.
We watched the video game.
Wow, we is just lame.
Are you a we? Better not tell me. We three may make fun. More than whelmed with your we run. More like weeeeeeee as you cheer with glee. Acting like you did something for the lose or win. Hey, I think you got mustard on your chin. That can be good luck, right? Pfffft you know what I think of luck at my site. Now I am done making fun of the human mass. At least until the next observation from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteGo team go (lol)
Deletelol sure a going
DeleteWith the #1 showing
On my planet, it is a digit that represents the value of being the top person on the comment list.
DeleteYou have your own planet?
DeleteNo one tried to ban it?
1
DeleteOh so fun
Too late
DeleteDigit a late fate
On top
DeleteNot a flop
In the place to be
And I'll raise you a Scooby Dooo-WE!
Blue a snoring away
DeleteOr too busy dieting at his bay
S
ReplyDeleteGood Morning Suza
DeleteMorning to you
DeleteS wasn't so super today
DeleteA #2 display
#2
ReplyDeleteBeat by True
Beat indeed
DeleteAt our feed
I don't like sport,
ReplyDeleteSo don't view on TV.
Nor on the phone.
That about sums up me.
Have a good week-end Pat.
Yvonne.
Easy as can be
DeleteAt your sea
Not really into sports
ReplyDeleteBut the Olympics I watched
Would never say we
'Cause I would be squashed
Squashed without gold
DeleteHey, one could be sold
I had to think about it. I say they.
ReplyDeleteNow if I go to my YouTube channel and watch the guitar solo, I can say me!
They is the better way to go
DeleteMe works when it comes to your own guitar solo
I don't watch any sports unless I'm forced.
ReplyDeleteNeither do we
DeleteJust bores us out of our tree
Couch quarterbacks are only good at flinging beer cans.
ReplyDeleteAnd even then they miss
DeleteBut they still boo and hiss
Watch a little sports now and then
ReplyDeleteEspecially if it is with a friend.
Betty
Can watch side by side
DeleteAlong for the ride
Tie me down and feed me grass
ReplyDeleteI think sports are really crass
Grunt and groan and sweat like pigs
I'd rather read and eat some figs
lol not into sweaty guys
DeleteAs the ball flies
No sports on my end
ReplyDeleteon that you can depend.
I don't even play that Wii game
whichever one..they're all the same:)
Yeah, no wii
DeleteThey have gone the wayside at any sea
I'm not really into sport
ReplyDeletebut many are I know.
Not we
DeleteAt our sea
I must confess to getting pretty excited when watching "my" football team play, but ya know? With the way society is degrading into "them" and "us" sides instead of working together, I kinda wish more of us would consider using the word "we" once in a while.
ReplyDeleteWe would get things done
DeleteOr at least let ideas be spun
My sisters say I'm a really good sport, but they never said which one!
ReplyDeleteMaybe all
DeleteCould be a close call
orlin N cassie....think bout thiz fora minit...what if snoozin waz a sport....catz wood WIN....everee game, ever played, any wear, at any time.... GO TEEM !!!! ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteNo one could top any cat
DeleteWhen a snoozefest was where it was at
Pretty accurate observations here,
ReplyDeletemost people these days sure do love sports and beer.
Have a great weekend. :)
That they do
DeleteFat arse and all in view
Nope, I say they did it, they won, they saw it, they whatever they did.
ReplyDeleteThey is the correct way
DeleteNo we at play
I detest the word we. Whenever my mom uses it, it ends up being something I have to do on my own!
ReplyDeletehahaha that would make me detest it too
DeleteWe'd hide when we heard it at our zoo
Mustard on your chin is good luck? Who knew! :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, who knew indeed
DeleteNuts at many a feed
Whenever I hear the word "we"
ReplyDeleteespecially around family
I know that it means mostly me
That is sure what we
DeleteComes back to be
I watch sports only when
ReplyDeleteThe Broncos make it to the SB again
Or if the Avs or Rockies make it to the end
And all I need are the last 2 min
Yep, last little bit
DeleteThe rest would make us snore through it
WE makes THEM sound like a nurse
ReplyDeleteMaking me curse
A cursing spree
DeleteBe funny from thee
I dont see too much sports Pat !
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
I like to go to an actual sports game, but only watch the huge ones on t.v. like World Series and Superbowl.
ReplyDeleteActual ones can cost a ton too
DeleteIf you want a good view
Guys + tv + sports ~ I don't get it. Terry can turn on the tv, get a random game in a random sport, and before he knows what, who, or where, he's already cheering and yelling at the tv screen. I get him back though by screaming at political broadcasts. So we each have a real audience of one! I like to go to Parkway, our local bar and ask to watch curling on the rare occasions there is a game on. It's great fun to watch the regulars scratching their heads and wondering what the heck is going on. Have a good one, my friend!
ReplyDeletehaha making the regulars go wtf with curling must be fun
DeleteWouldn't make it so boring for me to give a run
I'm not sure about winning...
ReplyDeletemy head is sure spinning!
Spun around
DeleteExorcist may need to be found