The search engine nuts come slow and steady. Some sure are at the umm ready. They sure have weird things to say when finding my bay. I guess crazy leads them to me. Or Blue does it at my sea.
Blue balls mystery
See? What did I say? Blue's guys to blame for that foray.
Blue mystery box shoes
Blue has strange fans. Soon they will all be getting blue tans.
parking garage signs
Hint: they say pay or we'll tow you away.
riddle me this riddle me that how many seconds are in a mnoth
Easy as can be. 2 is the answer to thee.
pictures of hamsters having sex
You've found what was in Blue's mystery box shoes. Whoops, you lose.
ugly man titties
A fetish for two. At least in view.
all seeing eye
You'll see it all with ugly man titties on the wall.
Tarsier Man Fan
The bug eyed creep has a fan at our keep.
error error error 503
Times three for 503 for thee.
gentlemen at play
Umm golf putting? Or are you smutting?
weird things to do when mom i gone
Roll on the lawn. Stay up to dawn? Not weird enough? My, this is tough.
my lawn needs mown
You're telling me why? Hope it's only grass that's too high.
woodtick on my ass
Pick it off quick. Germy bastards can be some slick.
my home away from home
Awww, how nice of you. We still won't share at our zoo.
And the winner for this round will truly astound. Not that it is weird or nasty like some other ones. But the search engine nut repeated it tons. Reminds me of a crazy person with 50,000 pics on a wall. If Pat goes missing give 911 a call. For I may have a stalker and they could have stuffed me in a meat locker.
Yep, that was all in one search. Someone has a umm scary obsession at their perch. We think we better get better locks for the door. Or maybe install a GPS chip in Pat at our shore. Don't want any Misery moment coming to pass. That just wouldn't do for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Blue balls mystery
See? What did I say? Blue's guys to blame for that foray.
Blue mystery box shoes
Blue has strange fans. Soon they will all be getting blue tans.
parking garage signs
Hint: they say pay or we'll tow you away.
riddle me this riddle me that how many seconds are in a mnoth
Easy as can be. 2 is the answer to thee.
pictures of hamsters having sex
You've found what was in Blue's mystery box shoes. Whoops, you lose.
ugly man titties
A fetish for two. At least in view.
all seeing eye
You'll see it all with ugly man titties on the wall.
Tarsier Man Fan
The bug eyed creep has a fan at our keep.
error error error 503
Times three for 503 for thee.
gentlemen at play
Umm golf putting? Or are you smutting?
weird things to do when mom i gone
Roll on the lawn. Stay up to dawn? Not weird enough? My, this is tough.
my lawn needs mown
You're telling me why? Hope it's only grass that's too high.
woodtick on my ass
Pick it off quick. Germy bastards can be some slick.
my home away from home
Awww, how nice of you. We still won't share at our zoo.
And the winner for this round will truly astound. Not that it is weird or nasty like some other ones. But the search engine nut repeated it tons. Reminds me of a crazy person with 50,000 pics on a wall. If Pat goes missing give 911 a call. For I may have a stalker and they could have stuffed me in a meat locker.
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Yep, that was all in one search. Someone has a umm scary obsession at their perch. We think we better get better locks for the door. Or maybe install a GPS chip in Pat at our shore. Don't want any Misery moment coming to pass. That just wouldn't do for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
S
ReplyDeleteStill a going
DeleteWith a number one showing
Some of those are quirky
ReplyDeleteThe mystery of Blue's balls
That will keep one hopping
Through these hallowed halls
Hope you don't have a stalker
That would not be great
Lurking at your windows
Poisoning your plate
Had one before
DeleteReal and online at our shore
They can scare
Of stalkers beware lol
My balls are no mystery
DeleteIn the place to be
They are blue and number one
Such fun
Well, maybe number two or three
At the blue balls sea
You have three?
DeleteHmmm freaky
Maybe I can't count
DeleteMight need to jump in a fount
Which is short for fountain
Not a mountain
Or a chick
On a stick
Or a toad
On the road
A cheat rhyme
DeleteA wrong count chime
Geez need to rework that brain
There at your lane
Needed a nap
DeleteOr a slap haha
haha a fun slap
DeleteAngie can help with that, chap
Most wonderful to read Pat. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeeee
DeleteFor meee
Yikes
ReplyDeleteA woodtick on your bum is bad
You squish it when you sit a tad
Woodticks are creepy, suck your blood
I'd rather watch a cow chew cud
Yep, disease ridden too
DeleteLike to suffocate them in cat poo
stay away from wood ticks
ReplyDeletethey can make you some sick
That they will
DeleteAnd come with a mighty big bill
Someone was looking for Blue .. lol
DeletePerhaps they found his shoe
Dose it have return to sender?
DeleteThey could be a lender
was it a return to sender 3 times
Deletewith the lost mail chime....
Could be
DeleteWith a one two three
Maybe it was Scooby Doo
DeleteTrying to find my shoe
Wow you've got a stalker at your sea
That's kinda scary
In the place to be
Scary indeed
DeleteBe careful at your sea
How are you Blue?
Scary they are
DeleteHit them with your car
Blue's going to take a nap
DeleteHow am I feeling... crap
Pardon my French and Swedish too
Let's blame Scooby Doo
Crap is language like that
DeleteDamn, new to the cat
Not me stalking you on line
ReplyDeleteThat is a weird one
Lock your doors all the time
And always be prepared to run.
Betty
Have a weapon handy too
DeleteScissors or a knife will do
Round Fifty Nine Shall Align!
ReplyDeleteThe nuts must have more lines
Just create some
Exhaust old ones
Continue to irritate is fine
Hank
A fine way indeed
DeleteAs can use at my feed
Oh, did Pat Hatt write some books? Pat Hatt books? Books by Pat Hatt?
ReplyDeleteI smell a rat. Is it blue?
Bizarre at your zoo
Could be Blue
DeleteGoing all nuts at our zoo
A blue rat
DeleteOn a mat?
Say it ain't so
In the Kitty Cat show
A blue nibble
DeleteAs out you dribble
That's funny
DeleteNow, show me the money!
What no tree
In the place to be
Was True making up stuff
Do we have enough?
Stuff may have been made
DeleteBut no tree of money or shade
That was a delightful read indeed. Search engine nuts, phew.
ReplyDeleteThey can be crazy
DeleteTheir minds rather hazy
You are even more search engine famous now!
ReplyDeleteYeah, super fame
DeleteEven if a stalker claim
I decided to google Pat Hatt. You got an internet twin.
ReplyDeletehttp://pathatt.tumblr.com/
haha there are many out there
DeleteAt many a lair
Why would anyone even want to see hamsters having sex?
ReplyDeleteBeats me
DeleteGuess a fetish for them at their sea
Do hamsters have ugly hamster titties? I see enough ugly man titties when it is a hot day and men feel it's Ok to walk around without a shirt on. A woodtick on one's ass? My visual is now of that and ugly titties...thanks Mr. Pat
ReplyDeletelol have a nice day
DeleteWith man boobs and ticks on the ass at your bay
I never have fun search words like that to my blog. lol
ReplyDeleteFunny you don't though
DeleteAs you have rats on the go
Think you'd get some sex
Maybe there's a hex
Doesn't the person who wrote that last one have a space bar on his/her computer?
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as "pictures of hamsters having sex" goes, wouldn't it make more sense to do an image search for "hamsters having sex?" Either way, that's an odd subject to search for, innit?
Yeah, maybe it broke or got stuck
DeleteProbably some kids looking for the hamsters or a mighty strange duck
That last one, that was me
ReplyDeleteToo many computer errors to see
But, just pulling your leg, not really
lol bah, snowflake stalker
DeleteGot your cameras to be a gawker
orlin N cassie....just guessin but purrhapz de wood tick got on de doodz ass when him waz out mow in de lawn with out a shirt on N de tick tried ta stix on de tit but fell off ??? ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeletelol wow, ticks are perverts too
DeleteWho knew
You must have an obsessed fan in cyber space:)
ReplyDeleteAnd speaking of fans (grin). I'm one of Blue's strange fans;) And I've really overused the word fan in my comment section:)
Fan you say
DeleteWe could use that at our bay
A stalker in the midst
ReplyDeleteis never any fun
With the nosey internet
You can never really run
Nope, always can be found
DeleteUntil you take to ground
If there’s something that I didn’t know
ReplyDeleteIt’s off to computer I’d go
And there I would stew
Till answer I knew
Just relax and view sexy show
A good porn
DeleteLeaves one not so forlorn
Seriously, the last one came up ~ You are famous Pat, ha..ha...~
ReplyDeletehaha not sure I want that kind of fame
DeleteAs they super type my name
These are always fun
ReplyDeleteFun to do
DeleteAt our zoo
Thank God I haven't encountered an online stalker (though I have had some weirdos send me Google notification with a pin to their address lol). Now, going to the gym is a different story. Got a fan base there that I'd love to get rid of.
ReplyDeletehaha that is weird for them to do
DeleteGuess your fan base like the view
LOL! The last one seemed perplexing at first; but then I was reading, "The many works of path att." Duh! The search engine nut had a point though, you do have many works!
ReplyDeleteMany many on the go
Delete116 in tow