The cat sees you humans all the time. A rugrat gives an embarrassing chime. You then let them off without even a simple scoff. Of course they have very little filter in their mind but why keep it at one of a kind?
The hair puller is here.
They are something to fear.
We just run away.
Not joining that fray.
They say something bad.
At least a tad.
They get away with it.
Would you look at that shit.
No second thoughts.
They say things lots.
Each time getting away with their wonder,
Even when you get an embarrassing blunder.
That amuses the cat.
I can sit and watch that.
No ill will is even had.
None end up sad.
Just smile and away they go.
The rugrats rule the show.
Or maybe that is you.
You shrug off what comes due.
Isn't that a perk?
A perk that could work.
Logic says it is so.
No need for a foe.
Critics hate you.
Hate what came due.
There are always some,
Who like to talk out their bum.
Treat them the same.
They are far more lame,
But shrug off their claim.
Childish fools all the same.
What they say is wild.
Ignore the big child.
What they say is simple?
Treat them like a pimple.
Each time it's the same,
You shrug off their claim.
The rugrat conundrum wins out.
You no longer care what they shout.
Think that would work? Could be a new perk. Treat it like what your kid spilled to the grocery clerk. Just smile and ignore a critical jerk. Good feedback is fine indeed. But with nasty people follow your own lead. Don't let it bother you. They are just childish too. Hopefully no one has to change a diaper on them though. That would be nastier than a hair puller foe. So leave them in their own little "can't bother me" class. Much like the rugrats that try and pull the hair on my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The hair puller is here.
They are something to fear.
We just run away.
Not joining that fray.
They say something bad.
At least a tad.
They get away with it.
Would you look at that shit.
No second thoughts.
They say things lots.
Each time getting away with their wonder,
Even when you get an embarrassing blunder.
That amuses the cat.
I can sit and watch that.
No ill will is even had.
None end up sad.
Just smile and away they go.
The rugrats rule the show.
Or maybe that is you.
You shrug off what comes due.
Isn't that a perk?
A perk that could work.
Logic says it is so.
No need for a foe.
Critics hate you.
Hate what came due.
There are always some,
Who like to talk out their bum.
Treat them the same.
They are far more lame,
But shrug off their claim.
Childish fools all the same.
What they say is wild.
Ignore the big child.
What they say is simple?
Treat them like a pimple.
Each time it's the same,
You shrug off their claim.
The rugrat conundrum wins out.
You no longer care what they shout.
Think that would work? Could be a new perk. Treat it like what your kid spilled to the grocery clerk. Just smile and ignore a critical jerk. Good feedback is fine indeed. But with nasty people follow your own lead. Don't let it bother you. They are just childish too. Hopefully no one has to change a diaper on them though. That would be nastier than a hair puller foe. So leave them in their own little "can't bother me" class. Much like the rugrats that try and pull the hair on my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteTurned around
DeleteAs #1 found
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ReplyDeleteNot quite
DeleteAt my site
Adults who act like kids
ReplyDeleteShould be treated as such
If they're going to be jerks
Ban them to a hutch
Ban the buggers
DeleteTreat them like muggers
Hi Hank... off to catch some zzzzzs
ReplyDeleteGoing to sleep
Deleterather early or late at your keep
Hank's got it made
DeleteGood company when awake!
Hank
Company at hand
DeleteAcross the #1 land
My Pat, this was so enjoyable to read.
ReplyDeleteI often wondered what my cat thought of me,
As I gave her two shots daily.
She was diabetic for her last four years,
But she lived her life all the same quite gaily.
Yvonne.
Cats can get through a lot
DeleteA thing or two to humans should be taught
Let them play their childish reindeer games and be off!
ReplyDeleteMaybe give them a red nose
DeleteIf they stoop to new lows lol
Cats get amused with us humans and our actions.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeletePlenty to view
Immaturity is everywhere!
ReplyDeleteThat it is indeed
DeleteNot in a good way at many a feed
Curtain pullers, peek-a-boo
ReplyDeleteAttention grabbers through and through
Smile real big, ain't that a tooth
No excuse to act uncouth
Just don't lose a tooth
DeleteThat may send you to a dentist booth
If smiling and ignoring could work
ReplyDeleteThey wouldn't be called critical jerks
It can work
DeleteJust not for many a perk
Adults who behave like brats...one (at least) at every job and probably most everywhere else as well. Rarely do they bother me, but there has been a time or two.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, there is always one at every job
DeleteBe nice if they all went to some deserted island as a mob
I had a kid drop a gallon of primer after looking like he didn't have 3 brain cells in his whole head. Then also his mom was dumb as crap for letting him hold it.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, many a parent should be wise
DeleteInstead they have brains of flies
Too many of those types at my sea
ReplyDeleteI wish they would just let me be
Would be nice
DeleteBut sadly, no dice
When my cats look at me
ReplyDeleteI wonder what they see.
Do they understand the words that I say?
Or are they laughing at me just to pass the day?
Could go with the latter
DeleteAs they ignore much of human chatter
Rugrat Ville Fits The Bill!
ReplyDeleteChildish pranks create ill-will
They act wild
with a smile
Thriving on their own thrills!
Hank
Thrive many do
DeleteOut there in view
I sure hope there aren't any rats in my rugs!
ReplyDeleteCould leave poop
DeleteA nasty loop
Sometimes it's hard to ignore a critical jerk,
ReplyDeletebut smile and ignore is the best, let them wallow in their murk.
Let them wallow away
DeleteMaybe wish they'd drown in some bay lol
I think all can occasionally act like a child
ReplyDeleteIn some things we say or do
Been like that all through history
Probably nothing too new.
Betty
That it probably is
DeleteWith the rugrat biz
An orange rugrat
ReplyDeleteLeads the pack
He needs naps so sweet
Due to too many tweets
You pretty much wrote what I was about to write!
DeleteGreat minds...
DeleteOrange on top
DeleteThe flop of the crop
I have a 4 year old grandson and he's a little terror. lol
ReplyDeleteJust having fun
DeleteAs around they run
Spoiled brats, kids and adults too
ReplyDeleteAplenty near my shoe and Scooby Blue :(
They go every which way
DeleteWanting to hump near your bay
Reminds me of the 30 year old at my nieces birthday party who joined in on Musical Chairs. The bastard was competitive too, trying to beat out the 10 year olds to win the game. A complete immature ass, if you ask me!
ReplyDeleteYeah that would just be an ass indeed
DeleteKids should kick him below so he'd take heed lol
orlin N cassie...a trip down de lane oh memoreez; when de food servizz gurlz mom taked her wee little brother two de store; N de wee little brother sat in de shoppin cart N looked at de dood bee hind em in line N said: you SOB....
ReplyDelete♥♥♥☺☺☺☺☺
lol the things they say
DeleteCan sure embarrass away
Just like those nasty brats
ReplyDeletewhether they be young or old rug rats.
they need a spanking or two.
Yes, I believe in that, I do.
Can't hurt some
DeleteA little whack to the bum
The cats scatter when the grands come to visit.
ReplyDeleteDon't want those
DeleteSee them as foes
I guess rugrats come in all ages...
ReplyDeleteI just shake my head and walk away
Walk away works indeed
DeleteThen nothing more will take seed
So weary of all of his blah blah
ReplyDeleteAnd how over breasts he’d go gaga
Though there was no lack
To wad that he’d pack
They gave the boy back to his mama
Fully grown one
DeleteMay make scary be done
We're lucky our pets are so tolerant of the little rugrats around us!
ReplyDeleteTolerance can be key
DeleteFor all to live fancy free