Don't worry there is no passing gas. That we'll save for the end with my little rhyming ass. For now we will get started fast. I want to make this post a thing of the past.
Away we go.
To where, don't know.
Maybe don't care.
No time to spare.
I'm creating a post.
A post at my coast.
It will be created,
Leaving all elated.
I'll get 50,000 hits.
May give some the shits.
It will be that grand.
I'll receive a hand.
I'll need to bow.
It will wow.
More than whelmed,
Will be helmed.
Even bad grammar,
Won't make any stammer.
I'll be a worldwide hit.
People will throw a fit.
It will lead to much.
Books, movies and such.
I'll be ever so rich.
A butler will scratch every itch.
Or make that a maid.
It's a better trade.
I think I can trust her,
With that feather duster.
I'll be sung about.
People see me and shout.
They'll rant and rave,
Gold paths I'll pave.
Even when I'm dead,
I'll be forever read.
All from this post,
Here at my coast.
My first post ever.
It will be such an endeavor.
Nothing else will compare.
To start, do I dare?
Sadly, some believe that all it takes is one post, one book or whatever to bring about such an endeavor. Are you ones of those? Care to buy my bridge that's shaped like a rose? It will help you when the world bows to you. Trust me, it's true. The key is to start and keep at it. Not going to start with a #1 hit. May never come due. Sorry to disappoint you. Now feel free to smell the gas that just came out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Away we go.
To where, don't know.
Maybe don't care.
No time to spare.
I'm creating a post.
A post at my coast.
It will be created,
Leaving all elated.
I'll get 50,000 hits.
May give some the shits.
It will be that grand.
I'll receive a hand.
I'll need to bow.
It will wow.
More than whelmed,
Will be helmed.
Even bad grammar,
Won't make any stammer.
I'll be a worldwide hit.
People will throw a fit.
It will lead to much.
Books, movies and such.
I'll be ever so rich.
A butler will scratch every itch.
Or make that a maid.
It's a better trade.
I think I can trust her,
With that feather duster.
I'll be sung about.
People see me and shout.
They'll rant and rave,
Gold paths I'll pave.
Even when I'm dead,
I'll be forever read.
All from this post,
Here at my coast.
My first post ever.
It will be such an endeavor.
Nothing else will compare.
To start, do I dare?
Sadly, some believe that all it takes is one post, one book or whatever to bring about such an endeavor. Are you ones of those? Care to buy my bridge that's shaped like a rose? It will help you when the world bows to you. Trust me, it's true. The key is to start and keep at it. Not going to start with a #1 hit. May never come due. Sorry to disappoint you. Now feel free to smell the gas that just came out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
S
ReplyDeleteReally on the go
DeleteAll super S in tow
On top
DeleteNot a flop
Or a cop
DeleteWith a mop
S really does mean hope
DeleteA hope
DeleteNot to mope
True success
ReplyDeleteIsn't served up on platters
Takes time, energy, commitment
That's what truly matters
That is what does
DeleteWill never win just because
I agree with the above comment that success has to be worked at with time and dedication.
ReplyDeleteWell put Pat.
Yvonne.
Sure takes such two
DeleteAt any zoo
It takes a lot of time, effort, and talent. And patience!
ReplyDeletePatience can annoy
DeleteBut it sure isn't a ploy
One and Done
ReplyDeleteThat's it for Some!
Many go that way
DeleteAnd pay and pay
First endeavor pull the lever
ReplyDeleteDo it right, make it clever
If you fail try once more
It's all sweat to the core
Sweat it is indeed
DeleteHave to keep at it to complete the deed
Not too many a one thing success
ReplyDeleteTakes time to get it right
And I am sure
A lot of work at night.
Betty
Yep, work night and day
DeleteTo make it come your way
Away you were sent
ReplyDeleteNo idea where you just went
Ha!
As you created another post
From coast to coast
Didn't mean to boast
50,000 bucks would be more like it, though,
If each hit were a buck at the Kitty Cat Show
Now, wouldn't that be grand
As they send those bucks to your land?
Then some would throw a fit
And not just a little bit
As you show off that butler maid
Or maid butler or whatever you call your aid
Or would she be a guy maid
Or a maid guy with a braid?
Where are you going with that feather duster,
Buster!
Gold paths a plenty
Check my shit out, you cognoscenti!
The Cat's on a roll minus the rock
There's a New Cat on the Block!
Forever read and admired, too...
Eat your heart out, Scooby Doo!
Now, how's that for a comment, Cat?
As Blue feels old on his birthday mat.
A mat, not a rock
Or a sticky sock
Or a toad
On the road...
50 grand
DeleteI'd take in hand
A fine showing
Look at you going
A man maid
Umm, let's trade
I'll go for vacuum cleaner scene
She can stay that way to clean
Hmm I may get whacked too
Better watch it at my zoo
An admired cat
How about that
Not a dog in log
Or a frog on a hog
Just old guy blue
Who lost his shoe
Wise words, Pat: "The key is to start and keep at it." One of the better decisions I ever made. The irony is that I had no interest in the blogging world, until Ron (.from Sophie's view) pushed me into it. Wow! And you sure model what you preach! Have a good one!
ReplyDeleteGood he gave you a push
DeleteAnd you sat and wrote away on your tush
Keep on a keeping on is the way
We sure go at it at our bay
Overnight success takes years of sweat. That is for sure
ReplyDeleteThat it will
DeleteAnd may bring a mighty big bill
A reality check for sure.
ReplyDeleteHave a great one.
Checked on in
DeleteAt our bin
Keeping at it is not always easy!
ReplyDeleteNope, not one bit
DeleteCan cause a fit
No one gets famous from one blog post LOL Stop farting, my dog does enough of that for the whole world!
ReplyDeletelol just some added gas
DeleteTo the ever growing mass
The first post tends to suck
ReplyDeleteAnd for those who don't give a f*k
for anyone but themselves
as if they're more special than
Santa's elves
They'll never get
why they're not famous yet.
Yep, they never will
DeleteEnd up in the landfill
There they go
A trash heap show
Oh heck no. Never gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteYep, never will
DeleteJust foot a bill
orlin N cassie.....we think we can count on one paw N ewe noe uz N math.......faaaaaaaaa...
ReplyDeletede number oh writerz out ther who hit it off big time with ther furst go round ~~~~
now everee one else thinkz they will two ....oh well ~~~~ ♥♥♥☺☺
Yep, nuts as they think it
DeleteAs there they sit
Just read the other day
ReplyDeleteSome people get their likes for pay
Instead of working hard
They become a tub of lard
Rather tubby they become too
DeleteThere with their like view
Yup, one little post just isn't going to do it. But then who wants to be famous anyway.
ReplyDeleteYeah, screw the fame
DeleteWe'll take the dough and ignore that claim
One post may get many views
ReplyDeletebut, tomorrow you will be yesterday's news
hard work and patience is the way
perhaps success one day...
Yep, that you will
DeleteSure isn't going to pay the bill
So good for you
ReplyDeleteIt took work too
and pleased fans to view
and congrats are due
A pleasing fan
DeleteWorks better than a ban
Do people know Mary Pickford?
ReplyDeleteOr Douglas Fairbanks? It sounds absurd
But nope, they don't. They were famous
In their day, no muss or fuss.
They created United Artists and more
Now they are nothing but folklore.
So many want fame right away.
They forget it is fleeting no matter what one has to say
Yep, it goes with age
DeleteNo matter how long their credits page
So why bother with that crap
Leave it for some other silly sap
I know a lot of people who have been at it for years and have some great content, but hardly get any recognition. Then, you have some asshole like "cash me ousside" girl who utters something stupid, pops up a website and some social media channels and boom. Instant success. The world is a messed up place.
ReplyDeleteYep, sadly that is the way
DeleteAnd such morons get pay