The cat was contemplating posting today. I guess I won as I posted at my bay. Or I just let the schedule do its thing. But I contemplated it at my wing. Don't believe me? Yeah, can't blame thee.
Today I may aggravate,
As you do when you contemplate.
Or I may cooperate.
At least I won't constipate.
Will you contemplate on constipate?
If you do you may need to medicate.
Hey, I'm just saying there, mate.
There are many ways to penetrate.
That may not resonate.
But maybe it will stimulate.
Can stimulation come as you contemplate?
Or is it more of a procrastinate?
That question I did facilitate.
You don't have to evacuate.
Why not do a double contemplate.
That will be a mighty fine lazy fate.
Maybe this I should abbreviate?
That may just exhilarate.
Okay, maybe I exaggerate.
But where did that thought originate?
Are you still trying to contemplate?
Is it hard to negotiate?
You have to contemplate to rejuvenate.
Need me to reiterate?
Why not just participate?
That too you have to contemplate?
You are doing a lot of that of late.
Maybe you're trying to circumnavigate?
Or did you overestimate?
Maybe you need to rehabilitate.
That brain needs to meet its maturity date.
Unless you go and inactivate.
Far better to initiate.
No brain can humiliate.
Some may need to authenticate.
For they are trying to assimilate.
Maybe even associate.
I just am throwing out an approximate.
Time for you to coordinate.
Shit or get off the pot as you contemplate.
Are you contemplating what to say? That could be a thing at my bay. The cat is crazy as can be. Are you a contemplater at your sea? Or is that a form of procrastination for you? Are you a word flip flopper at your zoo? Use one to cover up the other with class. You can't fool my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Today I may aggravate,
As you do when you contemplate.
Or I may cooperate.
At least I won't constipate.
Will you contemplate on constipate?
If you do you may need to medicate.
Hey, I'm just saying there, mate.
There are many ways to penetrate.
That may not resonate.
But maybe it will stimulate.
Can stimulation come as you contemplate?
Or is it more of a procrastinate?
That question I did facilitate.
You don't have to evacuate.
Why not do a double contemplate.
That will be a mighty fine lazy fate.
Maybe this I should abbreviate?
That may just exhilarate.
Okay, maybe I exaggerate.
But where did that thought originate?
Are you still trying to contemplate?
Is it hard to negotiate?
You have to contemplate to rejuvenate.
Need me to reiterate?
Why not just participate?
That too you have to contemplate?
You are doing a lot of that of late.
Maybe you're trying to circumnavigate?
Or did you overestimate?
Maybe you need to rehabilitate.
That brain needs to meet its maturity date.
Unless you go and inactivate.
Far better to initiate.
No brain can humiliate.
Some may need to authenticate.
For they are trying to assimilate.
Maybe even associate.
I just am throwing out an approximate.
Time for you to coordinate.
Shit or get off the pot as you contemplate.
Are you contemplating what to say? That could be a thing at my bay. The cat is crazy as can be. Are you a contemplater at your sea? Or is that a form of procrastination for you? Are you a word flip flopper at your zoo? Use one to cover up the other with class. You can't fool my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
S
ReplyDeleteBack to the top
DeleteNo Blue guy flop
Taking a nap or two
DeleteAt my shoe
Suza's number one
Such fun!
Snoring away
DeleteAt your bay
No constipating, though
DeleteAt the blue guy show
Procrastinate I might
Ognoring some bill-paying plight lol
P.S. ognoring is the new ignoring hahaaa
DeleteDoes it work any better?
DeleteStill get a "pay now" letter?
You know I do
DeleteAs true as a missing shoe
Figures indeed
DeleteThe way of greed
I don't really flip flop
ReplyDeleteI do contemplate though
It's very relaxing
To make my brain slow
Slow down the brain
DeleteSo it can board the thought train
I will contemplate today,
ReplyDeleteAbout things I have to do.
As resting my foot,
Tasks have piled up at my view.
Great verse Pat.
Yvonne.
A hurt foot can sure do that
DeleteAs things don't stop at one's mat
I decided to contemplate
ReplyDeletehow I wanted to participate
without trying to aggravate
without trying to humiliate
just wanted to ruminate
.....without being late
which is often my fate!
haha work the late
DeleteAvoid the full plate
No, I'm just all confused and tongue-tied...
ReplyDeleteA two for one
DeleteWorks with this run
Can ninjas be confused too?
DeleteCould it be true?
That they may
DeleteMagic dust on display
I do believe I'll contemplate. Every time I constipate I get hauled off to the Vet!
ReplyDeleteThat is no good
DeleteHave to keep going #2 at your hood
Needs a statue made called The Contemplator
ReplyDeleteThat would be a win
DeleteAt our bin
Made of iron or gold?
DeleteModest or bold?
Gold
DeleteBold
A Contemplate On This Date!
ReplyDeleteRightly not to tempt fate
Best to sit tight
Not to take flight
Being happy it was all made!
Hank
Made and there
DeleteSure works at ones lair
I contemplate at times
ReplyDeleteBut mostly go with the flow
Even if at times it is slow.
Betty
Going with it
DeleteCan ease the brain a bit
I maybe had a platitudinate or two
ReplyDeleteBut was interrupted by a coup
If I think too long it hurts my head
I guess I should have stayed in bed.
Stayed in bed can be fun
DeleteWhen you stay with another one
Or on a couch
DeleteLike a blue grouch lol
lol enough room there?
DeleteBeats a stair
Mine's as big as a house
DeleteMakes me feel like a little blue mouse haha
haha one size fits all
DeleteThere at your hall
I may contemplate about this.
ReplyDeleteLook at the cat
DeleteDid it where we are at
Contemplate and double check my typing.
ReplyDeleteMay need to triple at times
DeleteWhen pumping out books and rhymes
Wife wondered the cause of my strain
ReplyDeleteSo doctors explored to explain
Though tests drove them mad
Conclusion they had
Was thinking is bad for my brain
Cannot think
DeleteGone in a blink
Contemplating the post:)......
ReplyDeleteA win for the cat
DeleteHow about that
hahah - i contemplate how to accentuate the comment i'm going to make
ReplyDeletehappy monday!
Works for we
DeleteA contemplation from thee
I am definitely a procrastinator, but I do like the sound of saying that I am "contemplating" instead!
ReplyDeleteContemplating wins the day
DeleteCan cover up procrastination at your bay
There's one contemplating procrastinator in my house, and it isn't me. LOL
ReplyDeletelol offset each other
DeleteTry not to smother