The cat does it too. But you humans sure have more than a few. Each day there is probably 100 from each one. I'm not counting so we'll go with that under our sun.
I hate traffic.
I hate walking.
My, what a graphic.
Sure don't hate talking.
I hate heat.
I hate cold.
Aren't you sweet,
Like a growing mold.
I hate cities.
I hate towns.
Tell the committees,
They enjoy clowns.
I hate rain.
I hate drought.
Ain't that a pain,
As they cancel each other out.
I hate being alone.
I hate people living with me.
Good thing there's a phone.
Must rack up quite the sex line fee.
I hate science.
I hate religion.
So your alliance,
Is to a pigeon?
I hate sand.
I hate stone.
I guess life is grand,
On your plastic phone.
I hate working.
I hate not shopping.
Maybe try street corner twerking,
With a little pants dropping?
I hate age.
I hate the young.
Turn the page,
Your bell is rung.
I hate travel.
I hate staying in.
Life must unravel.
Isn't that a sin?
Do humans hear themselves some days? Like they are lost in a maze. Can't get out if only one is on the case. Need both to gain a middle embrace. Some are just hateful nuts I suppose, as they whine about the lows. The cat will just stick with the singing bass, even if I hate the repeat tune he sings to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I hate traffic.
I hate walking.
My, what a graphic.
Sure don't hate talking.
I hate heat.
I hate cold.
Aren't you sweet,
Like a growing mold.
I hate cities.
I hate towns.
Tell the committees,
They enjoy clowns.
I hate rain.
I hate drought.
Ain't that a pain,
As they cancel each other out.
I hate being alone.
I hate people living with me.
Good thing there's a phone.
Must rack up quite the sex line fee.
I hate science.
I hate religion.
So your alliance,
Is to a pigeon?
I hate sand.
I hate stone.
I guess life is grand,
On your plastic phone.
I hate working.
I hate not shopping.
Maybe try street corner twerking,
With a little pants dropping?
I hate age.
I hate the young.
Turn the page,
Your bell is rung.
I hate travel.
I hate staying in.
Life must unravel.
Isn't that a sin?
Do humans hear themselves some days? Like they are lost in a maze. Can't get out if only one is on the case. Need both to gain a middle embrace. Some are just hateful nuts I suppose, as they whine about the lows. The cat will just stick with the singing bass, even if I hate the repeat tune he sings to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
S
ReplyDeleteJust in
DeleteFor a super win
What is the Ying to the S' Yang
Delete#1 Hank?
Could be
DeleteOr maybe T
1
ReplyDeleteSeconds away
DeleteFrom #1 today
T
ReplyDeleteMorning Hank
Deletea bit late
#2 is my fate
Make that #3
Deleteas Suza is #1
# 3 brings no glee (haha)
Have a good day All
at each and every hall
Talk about rush hour traffic!
DeleteSure all got stuck in a jam today
DeleteS does come before T in the alphabet say
I'll be back so beware
DeleteNo copy and paste at my chair :p
lol a copy and paste
DeleteLying post haste
Quick as a flash too
DeleteThat little guy, Blue
A flash of a bare bottom
Deletemay last until autumn?
That it may
DeleteBut open the window at your bay :p
Don't want it to stink
Deleteor give all a wink
Do the flip flop
ReplyDeleteA new dance, or old
Some just like to bitch
For me, silence is gold
Bitch they do
DeleteThrough and through
Hi Hank and True
ReplyDeleteGood morning to you
A three way
DeleteHmm at play
Suza and True
DeleteHi, to you too!
A three-way play
Another rare display!
Hank
Rare indeed
DeleteOnly Blue and a ninja attack was in need
There's a lot of hate going around
ReplyDeleteno wonder love can't be found
Hate can leave you hellboound
Love can make you spellbound
I guess either way you make ground
but, will a roar or sigh be the sound
as your world spins round and round
love leads you heavenly bound
hate might take you underground
i guess there is always sand to pound
a sea of dreams can be profound
does an oath of hate have you bound
Some sure need to pound sand
DeleteI say that a time or two at my land
Love can help you rise on up
But then hate doesn't have to lead to a hiccup
As under ground treasure may lay
Or would that be lie? Bah anyway
It could be there
Treasure and pleasure no hate to spare
A fine way to be
At any old sea
Treasure and pleasure
DeleteLove cannot be measured
when two hearts are together
But, if there is a chest of gold
That would be something to behold
and another story would be told
Gold would be a win
DeleteCan give life many a spin
Letting love go wherever
For its loving endeavor
Hate it when that happens...
ReplyDeleteThat is such a strong word. Requires so much energy. How can anyone have enough energy to actively hate so much?
It is an angry word
DeleteYep, requires lots of energy to hate so much
DeleteSome people are really out of touch
Does hate make on lose weight?
DeleteOops... too late!
Can cause stress
DeleteMore not less
Losing weight can make one grumpy
Deletebut, you will be less lumpy..;)
Much more firm
DeleteAs you umm squirm
Tired and hungry is what I am
DeleteTrue as a honey baked ham
Tired can stink
DeleteHunger can bring one to the brink
Sucks a ton
DeleteAnd still no lottery won
None here
DeleteOh dear
You're light as a feather, I could hold you forever.
ReplyDeleteMan, you're heavy, get up.
hahaha that's what came to mind from your flip flop statements
Mine is the difference between dating and marriage. ;)
Ha ha ha
DeleteThis made me laugh
lol that one I've heard a time or two
DeleteAs the weight gets on one at their zoo
The difference between the two
Should I know it at my zoo? lol
Made me laugh, too!
DeleteLook at Rosey go
DeleteDouble dose at our show
I make a conscious effort to never complain about the heat, just because I complain about the cold soooooo much.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I try not to as well
DeleteExcept when it gets as hot as hell
Don't try to use hate much here
ReplyDeleteUse other words though I fear.
Betty
Plenty to substitute in
DeleteFor a hating spin
Hate is a word with bad intentions
ReplyDeleteCreepy snoop with new inventions
Mosquito bites do I hate
Would gladly kill with mosquito bait
Is that hating, will I guess
I hate mosquitos I do confess
Those suckers need to die
DeleteThem and many a blackfly
Through in woodticks as well
Send them all straight to hell
We are certainly lost in a maze.
ReplyDeleteMoaning about this and that for days.
In winter its too cold that's how it goes.
In summer, oh the sun is melting my toes.
Around and around humans go
DeleteA flip flop foe
Drives me crazy when that I hear
ReplyDelete"I wish summer was near"
But then, "why does it have to be so hot?"
They sure do complain a lot!
haha yep, hear that all the time
DeleteAs they complain in reverse many a chime
Hate hate
ReplyDelete( and mosquitos)
But love Fridays. No flip flop there
Nasty bugs deserve the hate
DeleteHate hate is a fine fate
I still hate humidity. No wonder the Wild West was conquered. People on the US east coast said "This sucks!" and headed west for relief.
ReplyDeleteRan that way to avoid it
DeleteWouldn't it have been easier to swim for a bit?
I hate that Robo remake
ReplyDeleteDitch it in a lake
That remade Ben Hur
Such a blur
That prequel Thing
Can kiss a ding-a-ling
I hate Batman vs. Superman
Stick it in a can
Spider-man 3 and those reboots too
Can sit on a shoe
Cat, the hate list is long
I'd rather sing a song.
Hey, it's Friday....
Such a fun day
lol look at you go
DeleteNo Ghostbusters though?
No this that and the other thing
Didn't have all day to ring?
There's gonna be a "reimagining" of Predator...
DeleteCalled THE Predator
Oh beep it
Say it ain't so....
Yeah, and you were right
DeleteI never watch that reboot day or night
Must've been Phantom Menaced at my block
I'd rather go watch a sock
Just so you know
At your show
haha those ones suck
DeleteRather feed a duck
Prequel garbage by the ton
The Predator will have a character from Predator 2's son
Itf it's great, I'll eat my shoe
DeleteAnd song a song with Scooby Doo
Check this out: a BOLLYYWOOD remake of Rambo: CLICK!
Deletehaha just what all needs to see
DeletePffft pathetic even if free
I hate the Stifling Heat
ReplyDeleteso, in the A/C, I take a seat.
I hated to say "How are you?"
to my brother's 2nd ex-wife-a real shrew.
She would bemoan and never smile
she was one angry woman, full of bile.
Too bad we always say "How are you?" so fast.
I must find something else and put that question to the past.
Yeah, say it and don't care
DeleteJust something we say unaware
Trying to be polite
Can sure come back to bite
A Flip Flop Hate Drop!
ReplyDeleteLots of hateful stops
Harboring hate
Is such a dread
Pray all end in flops
Hank
Harboring it is
DeleteToss that biz
Seriously, I do like most everything and everyone!
ReplyDeleteThe way to be
DeleteExcept for maybe liking a puddle of dog pee
One of my closest acquaintances does nothing but complain nowadays. I dread talking to her.
ReplyDeleteDread sure is the way
DeleteWhen deal with such people at ones bay
People who hate everything sure are not very nice to be around. It is much easier to be happy with what we have and like it.
ReplyDeleteThat it is indeed
DeleteWith happiness at our feed
orlin N cassie.....three guezzez what we hate N betcha get it furst time round !!!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteFlamingos, right?
DeleteAs they take flight lol
I do hate the heat but I love chocolate. See, it kinda evens itself out.
ReplyDeleteHeat can make it mushy though
DeleteThere at your show
The guy in the poem has a lot of strive,
ReplyDelete'cause all is hate of love in life.
Most of the time we are in a shade of grey
with a few exceptions to keep the blues away.
. . . funny post . . :)
Shades of grey
DeleteWell what do you say
I guess Blue gets a pass
As does my spotted rhyming ass lol
you hate many things Pat, usually I say I dont like... is the same I think, but Im sure you love many things too !
ReplyDeletehaha just making fun
DeleteWith this run
yes I know Pat ....
DeleteThere you go
DeleteIn the know
The only thing I hate is hatred, and the only thing I'm intolerant of is intolerance. (um, mostly... :) )
ReplyDeletehaha mostly works
DeleteHas its perks
Hey Pat and in the Hatt
ReplyDeleteAnd a contemplating cat
This hate
I rate
To be great
By some weird fate
Translate
Hate
To a peaceful state.
Gary, Gary, nary contrary....
Turn it around
DeleteA translation found
Her husband would sit and complain
ReplyDeleteBut she would put up with the strain
He’d put up a fight
Before things were right
As she flushed the pain down the drain
A flushing loo
DeleteWorks for two
Whine with wine
ReplyDeletesounds divine. :)
Sit back and relax
DeleteDon't forget to pay tax
Live is too short to waste it on hating!
ReplyDeleteI have actually been chewed out for loving too many things!
but I'll take love over hate any day.
Hope you're having a good one at your bay!
haha chewed out for that?
DeleteGeez, someone was surely a dingbat
The word "Hate" is not a good word how about "Dislike instead?
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Doesn't have the same ring
DeleteFor many at their wing
Some people you just can't please. Griping just to gripe it seems.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteTwo by two