So the other day the cat listened to a human have their say. More like rolled my eyes in dismay. Then they caught on to it. Ranting and having another fit. So came the rub along with a "see ya later, bub."
Were you listening to me?
I was talking to thee.
Don't roll your eyes.
Hear my whiny cries.
I'm in such bad shape.
May need duct tape.
It can keep anything together,
Even in the worst weather.
I'm in need of this.
It would sure give me bliss.
Why is it amiss?
Hear me hiss.
What am I to do?
Nothing will come through.
What was that?
Shut up, cat!
You know nothing at all.
That was a mean call.
Stay away from me.
I can't believe that came from thee.
Why would you say that?
You are such a mean cat.
That isn't how people act.
That is a simple fact.
You should be ashamed.
Your upbringing must be blamed.
That human is worse.
I hope you fall under a curse.
You have no clue.
Can't believe that came due.
I am now going away.
I am in such dismay.
I can't believe it was said.
I'll go cry in bed.
Are you happy now?
Don't you raise that eyebrow.
All right, I'm going.
My tears are growing.
You are so mean.
I'll go elsewhere and make a scene.
Any guess what the cat said to the whiny one as they went on their oh so whiny run? It was as simple as can be. You'd think I swore at them at my sea. All that was said was what popped in my head. "I have no sympathy for you because you do nothing to fix things at your zoo." Now I may not have rhymed it but you get what caused the fit. Ahhh the whiner class. They'll get no sympathy from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Were you listening to me?
I was talking to thee.
Don't roll your eyes.
Hear my whiny cries.
I'm in such bad shape.
May need duct tape.
It can keep anything together,
Even in the worst weather.
I'm in need of this.
It would sure give me bliss.
Why is it amiss?
Hear me hiss.
What am I to do?
Nothing will come through.
What was that?
Shut up, cat!
You know nothing at all.
That was a mean call.
Stay away from me.
I can't believe that came from thee.
Why would you say that?
You are such a mean cat.
That isn't how people act.
That is a simple fact.
You should be ashamed.
Your upbringing must be blamed.
That human is worse.
I hope you fall under a curse.
You have no clue.
Can't believe that came due.
I am now going away.
I am in such dismay.
I can't believe it was said.
I'll go cry in bed.
Are you happy now?
Don't you raise that eyebrow.
All right, I'm going.
My tears are growing.
You are so mean.
I'll go elsewhere and make a scene.
Any guess what the cat said to the whiny one as they went on their oh so whiny run? It was as simple as can be. You'd think I swore at them at my sea. All that was said was what popped in my head. "I have no sympathy for you because you do nothing to fix things at your zoo." Now I may not have rhymed it but you get what caused the fit. Ahhh the whiner class. They'll get no sympathy from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteA lucky fare
DeleteA #1 dare
Hank
Got to the top
DeleteWith a lurking stop
Dethroned so easily
Delete#1
not me
Not today
DeleteOne and done at your bay
What a great theme for a poem,
ReplyDeleteWhen no-one listen's to your tale of woe.
Especially if it's medical,
Guess I'll tell where to go.
Yvonne.
No one around
DeleteBut whining still found
A How Dare Sympathy Stare!
ReplyDeleteMay not happen to be aware
An affliction
Or sensation
Should trigger off a scare
Hank
Can trigger a bunch
DeleteLeaving one out to lunch
It is tough to grow up and even tougher to recognize you need to long after you should have.
ReplyDeleteYep, there is one like that near
DeleteStill hasn't realized it I fear
Some people just like to play the victim.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteGoing all boo hoo boo hoo
People don't want solutions or to take responsibility. They just want to complain.
ReplyDeleteYep, and when you don't listen to them any longer
DeleteThey only complain that much stronger
Some people need to keep their mouths shut
ReplyDeleteAnd get out of that rut.
Betty
That they do
DeleteBut instead they whine on cue
So cat was invited to a pity party. I'm surprised he went.
ReplyDeleteThere he got stuck
DeleteSoon left after a what the fluck
Yep, you can't help anyone who is just going to use it as a band-aid and keep doing what's making them ail.
ReplyDeleteNope, can't help them one bit
DeleteAs they are full of umm it
Yup there are lots of complainers out there, but everyone just needs to be thankful for what they have and not what they don't have. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteThe best way to be
DeleteThen they can find some glee
If humans whine we don't listen!
ReplyDeleteJust take a nap
DeleteIgnore the silly sap
Twang, twang go the lumpy strings
ReplyDeleteSee what your complaining brings
You scare away bees
They fall to their knees
So the twang with the bang lumpy strings sings
A twang full of bang
DeleteWith them we wouldn't want to hang
Whine and create their own chaos
ReplyDeleteThat's how they thrive
Suggest fixes for which
They will not strive
They will just ignore
DeleteAnd whine forevermore
I don't blame you for saying that. We all complain about our problems from time to time, and some things are unchangeable, but after a while, you have to wonder why certain people don't try to change things that they can change.
ReplyDeleteYeah, after a while you wonder and it gets very hard on the head
DeleteIt was at least nicer than telling them to drop dead
Oh yes, I know those words all too well! I recently lost a friend by saying the same thing. All he could ever talk about was how the "man" was keeping him down, while doing nothing to help his own situation. But no one forced him to stay at the same job that he hates. Or live with roommates he can't stand. Or date a girl that he always fights with. That's all him.
ReplyDeleteHe got pretty hurt when I pointed out that the only "man" keeping him down was him.
Yep, they can't take it when called upon
DeleteThink something magically will dawn
Shifting the blame for them being lame
Then oh no no no how could you make such a claim
Cats set an excellent example for us humans. Walk away, tail held high with disdain for the whiny ones.
ReplyDeleteAnd ass showing to boot
DeleteSure a hoot
lol I think I've said the same thing on occasion.
ReplyDeleteSome have it coming
DeleteWith their constant whiny drumming
I have a lot of respect for folks that take responsibility and have 'the buck stops here' mentality.
ReplyDeleteYep, too few have it though
DeleteAs a whining many go
A stare down and a dress down
ReplyDeleteOooh I am the victim and I don't mess around
What was that? How dare you?
I need to use the loo to think things through
Shit or get off the pot
DeleteCan sure then be taught
We have an anti-whining rule at our house. No gets sympathy for anything. Well, almost. Don't know if that's always good but the only wine here comes in a bottle.
ReplyDeleteThat sure seems like a much better way
DeleteMost I give is mocking sympathy at our bay lol
You should charge a whiner's fee.
ReplyDeleteThink about how rich that would make thee.
Never have to work again
DeleteWould work for are den
After begging and pleading for something, whining is the next step. Never worked in this house.
ReplyDeleteToss it away
DeleteNo stop on display
orlin N cassie...therz an ole sayin bout whinerz N mizeree N we had it... but az we started ta type we loozed it...must bee frum all de pizzin N moanin we heer in de bak ground ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteCan make anyone lose their train of thought
DeleteAs they moan a lot
You have to be willing to fix things in your own life. Whining does nothing.
ReplyDeleteThat one has to do
DeleteTell the whine it's through
Some problems that grew from a vine
ReplyDeleteSome aid sought out from the divine
Some harvested aid
Some hopes for some shade
That’s how the man made a good whine
Got it good
DeleteWith that in his hood
Today I forgot my phone
ReplyDeleteHad to leave the blogs alone
Complaining could have stolen the day
But I found another way
Wish others as resourceful could be
But that's just wishful thinking from me
Many would rather bitch
DeleteWhen they get a hitch
Instead of trying another way
Or waiting until the end of the day
The victim type makes me sick
ReplyDeleteThey can just go sit on a stick
"Oh poor me
In the poor me place to be!"
Shut your trap
Go study a map
Or a dirty lap
Not a toad
On the road...
Sick they can make
DeleteWith their whining partake
Over and over
More sense in rover
Whining rarely gets
ReplyDeleteAnyone further ahead
But that doesn't stop them
I flee from their dread
We sure flee
DeleteOn them we'd pee
I can't offer sympathy to those who do nothing to fix their own situation. I see the same people whining on Facebook about how crappy their lives are, but the simplest changes could make their situations so much easier. But do they do anything about it? Of course not!
ReplyDeleteNope, they just continue to whine
DeleteHoping some almighty will make thing align
Lord I hate whining!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be wining!
Give me doers, not whiners,
Inspire-ers, not maligners!
That is the way
DeleteToss the whiners in the bay