You better get your credit card ready. New fees are going to come at you steady. You will have to pay more just to visit my shore. What for? Bah, that's something of lore.
It's the same post.
Length and rhyme at my coast.
It's the same cat,
Even still Cassie and Pat.
But we're upping fees.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
So they are being increased.
Hey, at least we aren't a TV priest.
The content still the same.
Making fun of things humans claim.
The time is even in check.
Another post is always on deck.
But we're upping fees.
Just because we please.
Oh, I mean because we're broke.
Yeah, that's it, so don't choke.
No increased cost on our end.
Nothing in the mail we have to send.
Actually it got cheaper for us.
But shhhhh that may cause a fuss.
Because we're upping fees.
Like high socks to your knees.
They are being upped today.
So get ready to pay.
We're just oh so overworked.
Around our bodies are jerked.
It is just no fun.
So we'll charge everyone.
As we up our fees.
Have to keep away fleas.
Get ready to pay.
Don't forget to have a nice day.
Not even a new design.
The same spotted feline.
The same blog pics and such.
But we'll up them more than a touch.
Because we can do what we please.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
We need to take it all from you.
So look for increased fees to come due.
Pfffffft damn whiny sites out there. Making money by the bucket load at their lair. Oh, but they are still soooo poor. They have to charge more. Or charge other fees back to you. Who needs business expenses coming due. Nothing else changes but the fees. Yeah, I'd like to send fleas to all their knees. Ever see such sites like this come to pass? They can all kiss my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
It's the same post.
Length and rhyme at my coast.
It's the same cat,
Even still Cassie and Pat.
But we're upping fees.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
So they are being increased.
Hey, at least we aren't a TV priest.
The content still the same.
Making fun of things humans claim.
The time is even in check.
Another post is always on deck.
But we're upping fees.
Just because we please.
Oh, I mean because we're broke.
Yeah, that's it, so don't choke.
No increased cost on our end.
Nothing in the mail we have to send.
Actually it got cheaper for us.
But shhhhh that may cause a fuss.
Because we're upping fees.
Like high socks to your knees.
They are being upped today.
So get ready to pay.
We're just oh so overworked.
Around our bodies are jerked.
It is just no fun.
So we'll charge everyone.
As we up our fees.
Have to keep away fleas.
Get ready to pay.
Don't forget to have a nice day.
Not even a new design.
The same spotted feline.
The same blog pics and such.
But we'll up them more than a touch.
Because we can do what we please.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
We need to take it all from you.
So look for increased fees to come due.
Pfffffft damn whiny sites out there. Making money by the bucket load at their lair. Oh, but they are still soooo poor. They have to charge more. Or charge other fees back to you. Who needs business expenses coming due. Nothing else changes but the fees. Yeah, I'd like to send fleas to all their knees. Ever see such sites like this come to pass? They can all kiss my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteBack to form
DeleteThe norm
What does it cost, to be number one?
DeleteSome sleep
DeleteAt your keep
#1 and only
ReplyDeletefeeling lonely
where is everybody?
Hank
Must be napping
DeleteOr maybe out yapping
I was off dreaming
Deletewhile I was sleeping
Then off to work
DeleteTomorrow's not a perk
More fees.......no sees.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
See you will
DeleteAs they never thrill
More fees and less sense is some. Can we make the fee worthwhile?
ReplyDeleteLess sense by the ton
DeleteSeems to be the way with everyone
New Fees For You At My Zoo!
ReplyDeleteInflation eating into you
It will come
Reality for some
To expect payment for their dues
Hank
Expect they may
DeleteAfter they pay and pay
Same as the stores charging more for less.
ReplyDeleteOh but they are so poor the say, bless.
Yeah, so so poor
DeleteAs they charge that much more
No magic money tree/That's what the government says to me
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Sure none here
DeleteThat much is clear
Sounds like our water company. And Direct TV. Upping it just because they can.
ReplyDeleteYep, tv does it here
DeleteGuess that is far and near
Fees seem to be multiplying for than fleas!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAnd no flea treatment to come due
Fees are like the Hindenberg, going up and away
ReplyDeleteAlways looking forward to a much better day
But if they ever come down, it's in a blasted crash
Suddenly your whole life before your eyes will flash
That it surely will
DeleteNone of that will thrill
World in chaos all about
As many surely shout
What's that about upcoming healthcare costs?
ReplyDeleteWhoops, was that there
DeleteSorry about that at your lair lol
There will be new fees
ReplyDeletethey are hidden so no one sees
Hidden they are
DeleteNear and far
No new fees! Or increases! Craziness!
ReplyDelete~Jess
Pop up they will
DeleteBut never thrill
Isn't that the truth? Cable TV is exceptionally good at it.
ReplyDeleteThey do it all the time
DeleteCan stick their increase chime
Fees on the fee. I love the option where you can print your own tickets for a fee but will call is free. Huh?
ReplyDeleteFree is never such
DeleteAs fees sure reach out and touch
A lot of times when sites start charging higher fee's, I just cancel and move on to something else.
ReplyDeleteThe way to be
DeleteStick their little fee
Hey hey!
ReplyDeleteFirst time here. Nice rhyme!
Lots of positive vibes from your new visitor ^_^ Hopefully, I'll see you around :)
- Hot guys
Umm err should I dare?
DeleteNot sure I need to see that at my lair
And once the fees are up, they never come back down!
ReplyDeleteNope, there they stay
DeleteUntil more you have to pay
Flown lately? That's where upping fees can make you crazy. They're charging more and literally making the seats narrower and closer together. Oh well, eleven days until I fly high. Hope all is well with you my friend!
ReplyDeletehaha back to flying once more?
DeleteI never would have guessed at your shore
You must be talking about my cable bill!
ReplyDeleteCable sure gets the fees
DeleteHas more than most have fleas
Pat in the Hatt
ReplyDeleteA credit card cat
My comment fee free
I state with glee.
Gary, Gary, nary contrary.
Free for the fee
DeleteWorks for me
His demise was not far away
ReplyDeleteHe told doctor he could not pay
The doctor was wise
His charts re-apprise
He put the demise on delay
haha have to get the dough
DeleteBefore death can come in tow
They up the fees and hope you keep using the credit and will love you if you cry in your soup not knowing how to pay because they make money on you not the person who pays off the debt as soon as the bill comes in
ReplyDeleteYep, that is the people they get and love
DeleteGiving them more when push comes to shove
Hate bank fees the most
ReplyDeleteWhy do we pay more
For the privilege of storing
Our money behind a door
More we surely pay
DeleteGreedy sobs got us coming and going each day
Glad when we got a certain account at the bank
ReplyDeleteAll fees were magically swept away
We even get free checks when needed
and that is okay at my bay!
betty
That sure is a win
DeleteDoes many other banks in
You would think companies would learn that more fees equals pissed off customers. Our cable company jacked up the fees, so we cancelled them and started using streaming services. Now, they are calling, wanting us back trying to offer up a new deal. Sorry dudes. No dice.
ReplyDeleteYep, that is what they do
DeleteAnd then in 6 months, no deal, fees back to you