The cat has had it done and then I have a little fun. Some are just so lazy, but that isn't something any find hazy. Except maybe for the brain dead and the lazy crew. So I guess there may be quite a few.
It's not there.
Nope, not at all.
I checked at my lair.
I followed the bouncing ball.
It lead me nowhere.
I could not find it.
I had time to spare,
But it never showed a bit.
A site, information or even a pic.
Nothing was there as I went, click!
Is there some trick?
You can do it slick.
Why don't you do it?
I'll settle for that.
You make it a hit.
Come on, rhyming cat.
Do it for me.
I can't find it.
You'll cause me glee,
As here I sit.
I searched and searched.
I tried and tried.
As here I'm perched.
Oops, I lied.
I wanted easy.
I wanted you to do it.
I won't get cheesy.
But you're a hit.
Do it for me.
I declare it now.
You'll love such a spree,
It will just wow.
Then send me the link.
Send me what you know.
I'll read as I drink.
I've also got a lawn to mow.
Feel free to do that too.
You are just the best.
I haven't a clue.
But you pass the test.
Pfffft such idiots put more work into not doing it themselves than the collective work of Santa's elves. Some can't use a search engine worth a damn. Others have a brain of spam. Ever get asked to do it for someone instead of them giving what they needed a run? The cat will screw with them and then give sass. That is the best the lazy sobs will get from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
It's not there.
Nope, not at all.
I checked at my lair.
I followed the bouncing ball.
It lead me nowhere.
I could not find it.
I had time to spare,
But it never showed a bit.
A site, information or even a pic.
Nothing was there as I went, click!
Is there some trick?
You can do it slick.
Why don't you do it?
I'll settle for that.
You make it a hit.
Come on, rhyming cat.
Do it for me.
I can't find it.
You'll cause me glee,
As here I sit.
I searched and searched.
I tried and tried.
As here I'm perched.
Oops, I lied.
I wanted easy.
I wanted you to do it.
I won't get cheesy.
But you're a hit.
Do it for me.
I declare it now.
You'll love such a spree,
It will just wow.
Then send me the link.
Send me what you know.
I'll read as I drink.
I've also got a lawn to mow.
Feel free to do that too.
You are just the best.
I haven't a clue.
But you pass the test.
Pfffft such idiots put more work into not doing it themselves than the collective work of Santa's elves. Some can't use a search engine worth a damn. Others have a brain of spam. Ever get asked to do it for someone instead of them giving what they needed a run? The cat will screw with them and then give sass. That is the best the lazy sobs will get from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteHere we go again
DeleteLate by 1 minute
Still made some gains
Hank
A minute late
DeleteBut still a #1 fate
My husband's answer to everything - "Google it." I don't know about everyone else, but I've learned not to ask and just do it myself.
ReplyDeleteYep, ends up getting done that way
DeleteGoogle can lie too at ones bay
Annoying sometimes it can be
ReplyDeleteAnswering questions posed to me
Too distracted and fancy free
To look it up for themselves and see
That they are
DeleteSo hop in the car
Or on the train
Or in the bike lane
The last place you look well there it is.
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about my car keys of course.
Search engines work pretty good. However, I can't find parts to my riding mower online. What a bummer.
That is rare
DeleteIs usually parts or whatever else out there somewhere
We need to GPS track everything
ReplyDeleteThat we do
DeleteHelp the lazy crew
Do lots of searches here for work
ReplyDeleteDon't have any one to ask
So have to do my own task.
Betty
Gets it done
DeleteThe on to fun
Ask Siri or Alexa or in my house Ask Joanne
ReplyDeleteIf I don't know I'll make it up. Ha
haha that may lead to trouble
DeletePutting things in rubble
Not There By A Hair!
ReplyDeleteBidding for a Dare
Do it yourself
Just do it well
So they'll end up bare
Hank
Bare with nothing to show
DeleteAs away you yourself did go
Those spam brains need put back into the can!
ReplyDeleteAnd lock them up
DeleteToss them away with the cup
OH my goodness, every single day at camp I have to ask, 'where's your (fill in the blank).' One day last week we were up to 6 things missing and I sent him right back in to find them, he came out with nothing. I had to park my car and walk in with my little darling. I located 4 out of 6, which I consider a win. Still hoping for the other two since they're both swim shorts that he needs. -_-
ReplyDeletehaha couldn't find
DeleteSo now may have a bare behind
A skinny dipping away
In a nearby bay
orlin N cassie...and az crazed..... de food servizz gurlz employeez sendz each other emailz coz they iz two lazee ta get up N walk...four feet...ta de next office & .... SPEEK~~~~be jezuz ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteYep, that is as lazy as can be
DeleteOn that we'd pee
I cannot tell you how many times I get asked to search for something. Even had a guy ask me to find him some homes that were for sale and a realtor. At least I got paid to find him a realtor but how hard is it to search for one yourself?
ReplyDeleteYeah, a few types and a little reading
DeleteNot that hard to get seeding
Do it for the love
ReplyDeleteScratch that people are a pain
A riddle too easy to solve
But they'd rather drive us insane.
That they'd do
DeleteDrive one right to the loo
That's why FAQ sections on websites were created, in hopes that people will read them instead of asking questions that could be answered by doing some of your own legwork.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet many don't
DeleteThen they whine when answer back they won't
They knew that the kid had a brain
ReplyDeleteSo why did he act so insane
Some questioned his dome
Where does your mind roam
I keep it home he’d explain
Left it locked under key
DeleteThere it be
Google is my go to:)
ReplyDeleteCan get the job done
DeleteThen off you run
I Googled "Pat in the Hatt"
ReplyDeleteHow about that
Ended up here
Is it something to cheer
Or fear..
Gary, Gary, nary contrary...
Fear it may be
DeleteWith what you may see
All behind with my comments.
ReplyDeleteA great verse as expected from you Pat.
Yvonne.
Yipppeeee
DeleteFor meee
I am the Queen of Google
ReplyDeleteAnd I do it in a snap
Don't rely on others
Whose brains are like sap
Sap they are
DeleteGet things done and stay on par
NUMBERRRRRRRRR ONE!
ReplyDeleteToo soon?
Only once in a blue moon!
HELLO CAT!
DeleteMy students want it easy
As in easy peasy
But their grades had better be good
Or they start whining in my neighborhood
"Didn't study, how come my grade's an F?"
What's that they're saying...
I must be deaf.
The easy way out
An app or they'll shout
One question, not ten
Or gone's their zen
Do you know the type?
Most stupid than a blowpipe
Except for maybe two
And Scooby Doo.
Easy is the road
DeleteThey are the toad
They mosey along
Wondering what went wrong
Then they get crushed
Their dreams shushed
All because they were lazy
While thinking you were crazy
Stupid questions I really hate. I'm sure that's why Google was invented, but some people sure can't grasp how to use that either.
ReplyDeleteNope, sure can't
DeleteThe brain of an ant
I remember the moment a young nephew of mine clicked on my computer Google to ask a question. I was supposed to be monitoring him while he took an on-line admissions test at my home in Colorado for entrance to a high school in Jakarta. But non-technical me was having computer troubles getting him going. A few Google questions (I was Apple, he was Microsoft), and we got the technical difficulties cleared up. Then he helped me submit my monitor's form when he was done, because it required a few things beyond my computer capabilities. More Googling. He passed his test with flying colors, and I learned the value of a search engine.
ReplyDeleteIt literally opened a new world to me! Just amazing, a world of knowledge at my fingertips! Me, who used to live in an isolated outport in Newfoundland where the telephone was yet to arrive and I had to wait ten days for a library book to come by mail. The search engine is revolutionary, and it has changed the lives of countless people around the world.
You sure know the exact opposite of what it can do
DeleteHaving lived in no man's land at your zoo
Can sure solve many an issue
Leaving one without the need for a tissue