The cat makes fun of humans as a whole. That is such an easy stroll. You make it far too easy for me. But I never meanly going after one person at my sea. That sure isn't the way of the whole. Many humans need a bash to the head with a lump of coal.
Her I don't like
Him I rather hate.
A fine way to strike,
But then you take the bait.
She's just a bitch.
I don't know her for real.
But oh what a witch.
I say it with zeal.
He's just an ass.
I'd hate his ugly face.
I just know he's crass.
I put him in his place.
Let's up the ante.
Can be so easy.
Go down the umm slanty?
Get even more breezy.
She's a bleep bleep bleep.
I know it to be true.
I read it at my keep.
The internet gave me a clue.
He's a bleeping bleep bleeper.
I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend.
I never dug any deeper,
But him I'll still offend.
Oh, I'm not done.
Did you see that bleeping bleep?
I hate them a ton.
They are such a useless heap.
I don't agree with that.
I think it is wrong.
I hope you go splat.
I'm right all along.
Because I'm right I have the will,
The will to call you names.
Here, have your fill.
Bleep you, you bleeping bleep and your bleeping claims.
Can't be civil.
Can't sound wise.
Let brain cells shrivel,
As the mud slinging flies.
Pfffft all humans can do as they hide away at their zoo. Okay to dislike something and not agree. But yeah, let's just shout hate at every one of those bleeps from behind a computer screen at our sea. Don't you love haters? Toss them all in moon craters. That will suck the hot air out of them in mass. Such a thing sure wouldn't get any hate from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Her I don't like
Him I rather hate.
A fine way to strike,
But then you take the bait.
She's just a bitch.
I don't know her for real.
But oh what a witch.
I say it with zeal.
He's just an ass.
I'd hate his ugly face.
I just know he's crass.
I put him in his place.
Let's up the ante.
Can be so easy.
Go down the umm slanty?
Get even more breezy.
She's a bleep bleep bleep.
I know it to be true.
I read it at my keep.
The internet gave me a clue.
He's a bleeping bleep bleeper.
I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend.
I never dug any deeper,
But him I'll still offend.
Oh, I'm not done.
Did you see that bleeping bleep?
I hate them a ton.
They are such a useless heap.
I don't agree with that.
I think it is wrong.
I hope you go splat.
I'm right all along.
Because I'm right I have the will,
The will to call you names.
Here, have your fill.
Bleep you, you bleeping bleep and your bleeping claims.
Can't be civil.
Can't sound wise.
Let brain cells shrivel,
As the mud slinging flies.
Pfffft all humans can do as they hide away at their zoo. Okay to dislike something and not agree. But yeah, let's just shout hate at every one of those bleeps from behind a computer screen at our sea. Don't you love haters? Toss them all in moon craters. That will suck the hot air out of them in mass. Such a thing sure wouldn't get any hate from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
S
ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteOf the crop
If everyone had the same opinion of others in life, what a dull world it would be.
ReplyDeleteExcellent verse Pat.
Yvonne.
Dull it would
DeleteIn every hood
Name calling is juvenile
ReplyDeleteWhat are we, 14?
Grow up and fly right
Let's not be cruel or mean
But so many do
DeleteJuvenile through and through
Really can't judge someone you don't know. Although I'm pretty sure the guy who pulls out in front of me and does ten miles under the speed limit is a jerk.
ReplyDeletelol get out of the way
DeleteIs usually the nicest thing I'd say
Laughed at this, Alex.
DeleteSeems all have this one
DeleteAs slowpokes run
Haters gonna hate!
ReplyDeleteThat they will
DeleteGives em a thrill
Pick A Name Not So Tame!
ReplyDeleteSo easy to accord blame
Calling names
Is a sick game
More sense but to refrain
Hank
More sense indeed
DeleteFew have it at each feed
Better not to judge
ReplyDeleteat least not out loud
better to keep quiet
especially in a crowd
betty
That it may be
DeleteAnd then flee
Right or wrong, why the judge
ReplyDeleteLike eating too much sugary fudge
It all comes back and hits you hard
Eat fudge, become a tub of lard
Rub a dub dub
DeleteCan fill a bath tub
Well, humans are usually joke worthy!
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteAs they go well below par
Orlin nailed it. We're experts at dissing each other.
ReplyDeleteThat humans can do
DeleteExperts in all that poo
Sticks and stones are easier to dodge
ReplyDeleteSad here when our fearless leader is the biggest name caller of all. Sets such a good example
Big sigh.
He is such a -----------! Ha
haha sets the bar
DeleteMaybe he'll fall quite far
We all do this in one from or another
ReplyDeleteDiss her, diss him, diss father and diss brother.
I don't like racists or gossips galore.
They are not worth a penny or more.
Nope, toss them in a hole
DeleteOr hang them from a flag pole
I often wonder when my cats look at me
ReplyDeletewhat do they see?
Someone that feeds them and cleans their litter?
Or the lady that sometimes gives them medicine that is bitter?
If kitties could talk, we might be surprised.
Well, in a way they do as they watch us with big eyes.
Their eyes sure capture all
DeleteWe might not like it if they talked at our hall
Spread smiles instead of hateful names!
ReplyDeleteI get so sick of political games!
Have a good one, my rhyming friend!
Sick they make all
DeleteWould be nice if it did stall
If the president of the usa does it, why not us?
ReplyDeleteThat is true
DeleteHigh and mighty has it in view
Bleep bleep bleep...
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty deep
As they share their wit
Being full of it.
Wit no long lasting
DeleteNeeds new casting
Yep some humans are so mean behind computer.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to test a man's character, give him anonymity. Decent people are decent no matter what :-)
Yep, that is truly the way
DeleteYou really find out with anonymity at play
Ha - sounds like cats are as opinionated as humans!
ReplyDeleteCould be
DeleteAt their sea
That bleep bleep bleep
ReplyDeleteThinks he's bleep bleep
Well I bleep bleep bleep
Till he's bleepin' bleep
A bleepin run
DeleteWhat bleepin fun
Some people are the worst.
ReplyDeleteThey make me lose my mind!
They truly are a curse
They can kiss my behind.
May get germs
DeleteIf they met those terms
really true. The cat is wise :)
ReplyDeleteA wise cat
DeleteHow about that
Just be kind,
ReplyDeletealthough we all occasionally loose our mind. ha.
Lost in a fog
DeleteOr maybe in a bog
Sadly, the high school drama of hating on others never goes away. I think adults can be worse than teen girls sometimes!
ReplyDeleteYep, adults sure crank it up
DeleteOverflow their hate cup