Look, I did it right there. Are you on the ball today at your lair? If you are then you'll get this fast. Maybe you can then go have a blast. What will you blast? Beats the hell out of this cast.
Taken to heart.
Wow, that's a start.
You put it inside you?
Damn, did death come due?
Scratching your head?
Yeah, that gets said.
Do you sit like a monkey?
You may look rather funky.
Tickled your funny bone?
Is the funny bone known?
Do you stick your fingers right through the skin?
They call that a need to go to the loony bin.
On the nose.
There she blows.
Snot and whatever.
A brown nosing endeavor?
Caught someone's eye?
Blah, nasty to this rhyming guy.
Did they pop it out and throw it to you?
That is so ewww.
Give someone a hand.
Isn't that grand.
Your very own Thing.
I can just hear the cha-ching.
Give them the finger?
One is more pivotal to no longer linger?
Can you tell me which one you gave?
I bet you are now all the rave.
Foot in your mouth?
Damn, does it head south?
From mouth to ass.
That foot must have class.
Lend an ear.
That would cause fear.
How do you get it back on?
Sure it's not a con?
A broken heart.
You sure are falling apart.
Maybe you need stitches.
Or were you cursed by witches?
See how fun going literal can be? All of those turn out rather nasty at any sea. Some can even bring on death as a taken heart means you breathed your last breath. Silly humans and their sayings. So many of them get repeat playings. The cat will stick to his known sass and just end things with his little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Taken to heart.
Wow, that's a start.
You put it inside you?
Damn, did death come due?
Scratching your head?
Yeah, that gets said.
Do you sit like a monkey?
You may look rather funky.
Tickled your funny bone?
Is the funny bone known?
Do you stick your fingers right through the skin?
They call that a need to go to the loony bin.
On the nose.
There she blows.
Snot and whatever.
A brown nosing endeavor?
Caught someone's eye?
Blah, nasty to this rhyming guy.
Did they pop it out and throw it to you?
That is so ewww.
Give someone a hand.
Isn't that grand.
Your very own Thing.
I can just hear the cha-ching.
Give them the finger?
One is more pivotal to no longer linger?
Can you tell me which one you gave?
I bet you are now all the rave.
Foot in your mouth?
Damn, does it head south?
From mouth to ass.
That foot must have class.
Lend an ear.
That would cause fear.
How do you get it back on?
Sure it's not a con?
A broken heart.
You sure are falling apart.
Maybe you need stitches.
Or were you cursed by witches?
See how fun going literal can be? All of those turn out rather nasty at any sea. Some can even bring on death as a taken heart means you breathed your last breath. Silly humans and their sayings. So many of them get repeat playings. The cat will stick to his known sass and just end things with his little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
HELLO, KITTY CAT!
ReplyDeleteWhere's the party at?
Still flipping and flopping
As they go hate dropping?
Hey, it's Saturday...
Such a fun day!
Great post
From coast to coast!
Hello Suza
Hello Hank
Hello True
Let's rob a bank...
Up for robbing a bank
DeleteI have an idea in the tank
Would work too
If had the right equipment at our zoo lol
Hello Blue
Deletehope the day is good to you
Back to robbing a bank
Deleteyou might end up in a cell
to that I say no thanks
Better to dive into the sea
finding hidden treasure
would bring some glee
Unless The Cat has a master plan
DeleteMaybe he's got a cloaked van
My day has not been great
But there's little to hate
Just sleep a lot, you know
At the snoring blue guy show
Yesterday I had a bad day
Deletemy car broke down, damn I say
$360.00 to get it to go
so, I had to spend the dough
Hello there Blue
DeleteNow seeing more of you!
Hank
More of me
DeleteIn the place to be
True... your car broke down? :(
Bah, my plan is grand
DeleteJust need about 40 grand in one's land
Then can get away scot free
But yeah, I'll let it be
Blah to the car
You won't be no getaway driver with a door ajar lol
S
ReplyDeleteHello Suza
DeleteBlue back on top
DeleteThe snoring did stop
Well, I not on the road
DeleteStuck in traffic like a blue toad
Just couch surfing and a snore or two
Cause the name is Blue
The name is Blue
Deleteand mine is True
oh me oh my what are we to do
True Blue
DeleteHow are you?
Traffic is grand
DeleteOver there, at some far far away land
Great post, Cat
ReplyDeleteNow lend me a paw on that mat
May get the claw
DeleteLong before the paw
What... are you Dr. Claw?
DeleteDr. is so formal to me
DeleteClaw is all that is preferred at our sea
Thought provoking Pat,
ReplyDeleteExcellent verse, yes we do have some weird sayings I agree.
Yvonne.
Weird we do
DeleteAt may a zoo
Give a leg up
ReplyDeleteThat could cause pain
He fought tooth and nail
His smile to regain
A dentist would smile
DeleteCollects cash by the pile
Hi there, Blue
ReplyDeleteHappy Saturday to you
Hope you find your shoe
You're used to one, not two
The Cat buried it somewhere is all I know
DeleteStill can't find it at my blue guy show
Boo hoo hoo
Scooby Doo
Have a great one too!
August 16th you may know
DeleteAs the shoe may show
August 16th could be a show
Deletebut, how many will go?
Could that shoe reappear?
DeleteOh dear!
Could appear
DeleteOh so near
That it may
DeleteCome out to play
We won't even touch stick up your butt...
ReplyDeleteYeah, too germy
DeleteMay even end up wormy
The funny bone isn't overly funny!
ReplyDeleteNot for any money
DeleteRain or sunny
I have a bone to chew
ReplyDeletethat might not be fun
could mean trouble for you
you might want to run ..lol..
Or get a dog to attack
DeleteReverse bone chewing flack
On has to wonder where some of these sayings originated...
ReplyDeleteOn sure does
DeleteOn it just because lol
Sounds like the making for a horror story when you put it that way.
ReplyDeleteWhat language can do
DeleteFreddy is out to get you
I like Alex's comment. Also, I hate when skin crawls.
ReplyDeleteGets up and crawls away
DeleteMust want a better bay
giving someone the stink eye has just taken on a wholly new and very icky meaning ;)
ReplyDeletePop out that eye and hand it over
DeleteFart on it and may be loved by rover lol
The ol' funny bone, never comes in handy in recent Adam Sandler movies
ReplyDeleteYep, everything he makes now is super crap
DeleteBetter off to go take a nap
Shake a leg if that you dig
ReplyDeletePick it up if not too big
Shake away till night advance
Put it back and then go dance
Shake away the rust
DeleteIn hippy shakes you can trust
The Body Part Taken To Heart!
ReplyDeleteSaid before deciding to depart
Was going literal
Courting trouble?
Bet you it was not acting smart
Hank
Literal sure isn't the way
DeleteWhen body sayings are on display
I don't want to catch anyone's eye or give them a hand. I'll keep my body parts to myself so long as everyone else does too. lol
ReplyDeletehaha sure is the better way
DeleteNo body parts around to play
Never thought about how much we throw body parts around willy-nilly! Actually, maybe shouldn't think about willy-nilly.
ReplyDeletehaha maybe not
DeleteSTD may get caught
This girl she was after my heart
ReplyDeleteSo far from her side I did dart
Before you have fit
Most men will admit
For cannibals it is best part
Run far away
DeleteFrom eating at ones bay
"My eyes are on you."
ReplyDeleteNow that's a scary one too.
Stuck real close to you
DeleteEver so ewww
Cat got your tongue, Pat? My grandmother used to warn me not to wear my heart on my sleeve. How about I'll have your guts for garters? There are so many sayings about body parts, and when you think about their literal meanings, it can be really disturbing! Trust you to point this out! Have a good one!
ReplyDeleteThe cat pointed away
DeleteSo many at play
Guts for garters is a blah one
Would make us run
I actually have a painting with lol these puns drawn this way from the cat walking with a tongue to 2 birds in a bush and the man with a broken heart. I bought it way back in the early. 80's and still enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteSure sounds like a fun one
DeleteUsing idioms by the ton