Pat Hatt Time

Odds can blog themselves they say. They may be me today at my bay. We shall skip the me they thing …

Xerxes sure has had many a fling and he had many a ring. All stabbed and golden. A sight to beholde…

More fur is flying as the odds start applying. The fur may make some sneeze as it gets picked up by…

Everything sure likes to have a say. Some are sure weird when their say is at play. Weird can be fu…

Maybe you can gawk at the odds. They could be on paper attached to fishing rods. Maybe I'm fish…

When you have a lot is it cheating? Odds may never be depleting. A lot to say here at my bay. So my…

Can something that isn't a thing make a splash at any wing? How would that work? Imaginary thin…

The cat knows this will be low. That one eye sure makes it so. Pitch forks are at the ready. But we…

A grammar nazi's delight. Or maybe a fright. The odds are sure fickle this time. I can't ev…

That would be rather bad. Betting while drunk may make you mad. When you wake up hung over and brok…

Numbers sure show and can sure grow. Sometimes that is good, like money in your hood. Sometimes tha…

The cat will chow down on anything at all. Including tacks at our hall. Hey, it was there to chew. …

Dreams are grand. Go for them in your land. Except maybe the weird ones. They can be scary by the t…

Isn't it fun to create? Can be anything that takes the bait. From words to cards to weird plant…

Lists help here and there and they can be used everywhere. Some write them down each day. Pfffft to…

The odds are blue today. I guess they change color at my bay. Beats red I suppose. He'd cut off…

Why would a monkey have a wrench? Would it play with it on a bench? Would you call that monkeying a…

Can something be rosey when it is not a rose? Or you know, named Rosey by friends or foes. Humans j…

What? Odds doesn't rhyme with ducks and it felt like cheating using hockey pucks. Aren't th…

Who will get number one today? Will Hank get it for his display? Maybe Betty will have insomnia and…

That title could be taken all wrong. But so can Donkey Kong. No butt crack or things to mate. Candy…