A Number One Is Oddly Spun!

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Who will get number one today? Will Hank get it for his display? Maybe Betty will have insomnia and go for the win. Is insomnia ever a win at any bin? Blue may know as he gives copy and paste a go.


Odds of number one.
They must be done.
The rest is easy to guess.
More or less.

No odds on that.
Not need to be a broke cat.
So those bets are out.
Taking bets on #1 about.

Will Hank sneak in,
With a 7 am spin?
Will Blue copy and paste,
Getting in post haste?

Will Betsy get up early?
Nah, that would make her squirrely.
So odds go up there.
Saying What Off will make her glare.

Will blogger crash?
Back in a flash.
Will I even post?
Hmm, guess so at my coast.

Odds are in.
Hank may win.
Wait, there's a toad.
It's in the road.

Hank had to stop.
Could be a flop.
One the road with a toad.
Can't go #1 mode.

But there's the phone.
Can enter at the tone.
A win times two.
#1...#1..came due.

Nah, no double the wager.
Blame the pager.
Do they even use those anymore?
Odds are they don't at many a shore.

Hank's internet may die.
Oh me, oh my.
The odds are creeping down.
Who will have the #1 crown?

Odds = Topped Up
Likely To Fill Your Cup

Are your bets in? Who will get the win? Hmm, you probably already know as this is read as a comment has been put to bed. Was number one you? Ever get stuck on the road thanks to a toad at your zoo? Maybe the toad couldn't hop because it had bad gas? Just a thought from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Comments

  1. kaykualaAugust 10, 2017 at 7:00 AM

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    1. kaykualaAugust 10, 2017 at 7:07 AM

      Will Hank get it for his display?
      Gosh, how accurate the day of play
      It's lucky Hank
      Got it on, Bang!
      On Pat and the Cat's chosen day!

      Hank

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    2. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 7:51 AM

      Number one on his day
      Sure makes for a fun display

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    3. TruedessaAugust 10, 2017 at 1:43 PM

      Odds are Hank would be #1
      On this day it's surely fun

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    4. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 2:17 PM

      On his own day
      In his own way

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    5. TruedessaAugust 10, 2017 at 2:31 PM

      Hank and I have been close
      trying to get a #1 dose...

      I wonder how many number ones we have had
      here at the cat's rhyming pad!

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    6. AdamAugust 10, 2017 at 10:32 PM

      Would of been ironic any other way today

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    7. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 8:31 AM

      That it would have indeed
      Who knows how many took seed

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    8. kaykualaAugust 12, 2017 at 8:17 PM

      Blue and Suza came on the scene
      The #1 bid had not been the same
      Still True took in a lot
      More than what Hank got
      But it is always good fun and games

      Hank

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    9. Pat HattAugust 13, 2017 at 7:41 AM

      Sure many have hopped on in
      But fun to see who goes for the win

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    10. Blue GrumpsterAugust 13, 2017 at 1:18 PM

      Well, Hank.. you're still pretty quick
      Not to mention pretty slick
      No flop
      Back on top

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    11. Pat HattAugust 13, 2017 at 7:48 PM

      Quick as can be
      After a copy and paste Blue spree

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  2. kaykualaAugust 10, 2017 at 7:12 AM

    A Number One Is Oddly Spun!
    It has been a hit-and-run
    Odds of a hit
    For the #1 bid
    Right on for the home-run

    Hank

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    1. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 7:51 AM

      Hit and run sure worked
      As in number one was clerked

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  3. UnknownAugust 10, 2017 at 7:15 AM

    I had a feeling...
    :-)

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    1. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 7:52 AM

      Did it run down your arm?
      Was it the kind that raises a loo alarm?

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    2. UnknownAugust 12, 2017 at 7:13 AM

      Ha! No. It crept up slowly
      And kept me lowly

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    3. Pat HattAugust 13, 2017 at 7:42 AM

      Slow and steady
      Leaves you umm ready

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  4. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 10, 2017 at 7:36 AM

    And odds today of a number one for Hank are very favorable! Although Suza might've beaten him if he wasn't so quick.

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    1. UnknownAugust 10, 2017 at 7:43 AM

      I was on my way in at 7
      But had a hunch to wait
      Glad Hank got in
      For the number one fate

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    2. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 7:52 AM

      Very favorable they were
      Could have been a blur
      In and out
      Suza was lazing about

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    3. kaykualaAugust 10, 2017 at 8:10 AM

      Good morning Suza, Pat and Alex
      Great company highly appreciated

      Hank

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    4. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 9:59 AM

      Good company can't be beat
      On any side of the street

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  5. BirgitAugust 10, 2017 at 8:22 AM

    Saving a toad is nice to hear
    The toad had nothing to fear.
    Hank came to the rescue, how nice for the toad.
    He could now hop to his swampy abode.

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    1. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 9:58 AM

      Hank helped him out
      After being out and about

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    2. kaykualaAugust 10, 2017 at 11:58 AM

      A toad on the road
      Dangerously hopping about!

      Hank

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    3. Pat HattAugust 24, 2017 at 2:50 PM

      Hopped out of the way
      Come what may

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  6. SnowcatcherAugust 10, 2017 at 8:48 AM

    Crossing my fingers Hank would be #1 today
    Fitting position on this display

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  7. BlogorattiAugust 10, 2017 at 8:50 AM

    Hank right on the money
    Spending time wisely while its sunny
    Thankfully Blogger did not crash or burn
    It surely has been a hit and run.

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  8. BijouxAugust 10, 2017 at 9:05 AM

    i prefer middle of the pack.

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    1. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 9:57 AM

      Shall we cut the deck to see?
      Never know which card are thee

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  9. L. Diane WolfeAugust 10, 2017 at 9:11 AM

    Hank made #1 on his day. I'll just settle for top 20.

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    1. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 9:57 AM

      Nothing wrong with that
      May make it to top ten where you are at

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    2. kaykualaAugust 10, 2017 at 12:03 PM

      Yes, it can be anywhere
      So others can be aware

      Hank

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    3. Pat HattAugust 24, 2017 at 2:51 PM

      Any which way
      Come what may

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  10. bettyAugust 10, 2017 at 9:49 AM

    Thankfully insomnia gone for a bit
    At my shore
    Alwayx fun to see who number one is
    Never a bore.

    Betty

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    1. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 9:56 AM

      Fun to watch indeed
      Good it is gone at your feed

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  11. Gloria BakerAugust 10, 2017 at 11:41 AM

    Hank always Hank :) :)

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  12. Gloria BakerAugust 10, 2017 at 11:42 AM

    Only one day I win to Hank, I wasn't sleep lol
    We have differents times !

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    1. kaykualaAugust 10, 2017 at 12:07 PM

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    2. kaykualaAugust 10, 2017 at 12:11 PM

      Thanks Gloria Ma'am
      Get in with the game
      It's fun
      Being #1
      For the 1 minute of fame!

      Hank

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    3. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 12:59 PM

      Time zones sure can screw one up
      Leading to a hiccup

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    4. Gloria BakerAugust 10, 2017 at 8:23 PM

      yes he is the number 1 :) but Suzzy is a winner too!

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    5. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 8:32 AM

      A winner she is
      With her non blog biz

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  13. BrianAugust 10, 2017 at 11:52 AM

    It wouldn't be me, I'm never early!

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    1. Pat HattAugust 10, 2017 at 12:59 PM

      One may be you
      When the oopsy post comes back to view

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  14. Sandra CoxAugust 10, 2017 at 11:53 AM

    Anyone who stops for toads in the rode is #1 in my book:)

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  15. JoanneAugust 10, 2017 at 1:07 PM

    It will never be me
    That's for sure
    Congrats to all who are early
    Give comments that are pure

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  16. GraceAugust 10, 2017 at 1:13 PM

    Still Hank, I believe !!!!

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  17. AnonymousAugust 10, 2017 at 2:16 PM

    I am not one at your zoo
    That's just too much to do
    Plus an extra bit of sleep for me
    is always cherished at my sea!

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    1. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 8:32 AM

      That one eye needs its sleep
      Or in bags may creep

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  18. Mary KirklandAugust 10, 2017 at 3:15 PM

    You have to get up pretty early in the morning to be number 1.

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    1. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 8:33 AM

      Depending on where you are
      Time zones could help some at their sand bar

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  19. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2017 at 3:42 PM

    I remember Hank's runs.
    Him, nobody could beat.
    I'm simply lucky for the top 56th seat.

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  20. da tabbies o trout towneAugust 10, 2017 at 5:29 PM

    orlin N cassie....we iz knot two good at memoree but dinna Hank make number one like 60 pluz ina row ?? ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 8:34 AM

      Yeah, he was way up there
      Blue got him without a care

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    2. kaykualaAugust 12, 2017 at 1:54 PM

      those were the days
      when Hank was in a daze

      Hank

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    3. Pat HattAugust 24, 2017 at 2:52 PM

      Sure had it down
      With the #1 crown

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  21. MargAugust 10, 2017 at 7:00 PM

    Congrats to Hank. Job well done. One of these days we will beat him out of it.

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    1. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 8:34 AM

      Be fun to see
      AS it comes to be

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    2. kaykualaAugust 12, 2017 at 1:55 PM

      Many had Hank beaten
      That happened quite often!

      Hank

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    3. Pat HattAugust 24, 2017 at 2:53 PM

      More not that often though
      With the #1 show

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  22. AnonymousAugust 10, 2017 at 9:38 PM

    Hank may may win
    Still losers grin
    There's no regret
    they won the bet

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  23. Beverly Stowe McClureAugust 10, 2017 at 11:11 PM

    Being number one is nice.
    Unless you have to pay the price
    Of waking up before the sun.
    I really don't care for that one.

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    1. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 8:35 AM

      lol yeah, we'd avoid that too
      Just wouldn't do

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  24. Theresa MahoneyAugust 11, 2017 at 1:12 AM

    Hank always crushes my dreams of being #1. He's a first place hog, that Hank! ;)

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  25. BelvaAugust 11, 2017 at 1:32 AM

    Number one is our pal Hank
    Hank will take it to the bank
    No, I think it won't be Frank
    Cause Uncle Frank is in the tank
    Who lives where it's cold and dank
    Anyone who walks the plank

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    1. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 8:35 AM

      Wouldn't want to be Frank
      He may be a yank
      Or piss off a banker
      That stinky wanker

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    2. kaykualaAugust 12, 2017 at 2:00 PM

      With Uncle Frank
      Hand in hand
      To the bank

      Hank

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    3. Pat HattAugust 24, 2017 at 2:54 PM

      Money for the win
      Works for our bin

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  26. nashvillecats2August 11, 2017 at 3:02 AM

    Does it really matter who is number one?
    There's room for everyone.

    Yvonne.

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  27. Fundy BlueAugust 11, 2017 at 1:19 PM

    Too funny ~ glad to see Hank made it as #1 on his day! I'm more apt to be #last! Have a great weekend, Pat!

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    1. Pat HattAugust 11, 2017 at 2:09 PM

      Bookend each post
      There at your coast

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    2. kaykualaAugust 12, 2017 at 2:02 PM

      Strange coincidence no doubt
      But what are the odds?

      Hank

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    3. Pat HattAugust 24, 2017 at 2:54 PM

      Or maybe fate
      If believed in that kinda rate

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  28. UnknownAugust 12, 2017 at 7:18 AM

    Number One
    Hank was there
    On his day
    Not a care

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  29. Blue GrumpsterAugust 12, 2017 at 9:28 AM

    Hank is quick but I'm the flash
    When I come to play, better hide that cash
    Haha! Just so you know
    At the kitty cat show

    Hello Hank...
    The one and only Poetry Tank!

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  30. kaykualaAugust 12, 2017 at 2:06 PM

    Blue is not in haste
    Everyone gets a beating
    Is it cut and paste
    Blue is not telling

    Hank

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  31. mail4roseyAugust 12, 2017 at 2:23 PM

    Challengers come and sometimes win
    but Hank's the champ, that's still a given

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  32. kaykualaAugust 12, 2017 at 8:11 PM

    Good company early morning
    It's most satisfying!

    Hank

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