Who will get number one today? Will Hank get it for his display? Maybe Betty will have insomnia and go for the win. Is insomnia ever a win at any bin? Blue may know as he gives copy and paste a go.
Are your bets in? Who will get the win? Hmm, you probably already know as this is read as a comment has been put to bed. Was number one you? Ever get stuck on the road thanks to a toad at your zoo? Maybe the toad couldn't hop because it had bad gas? Just a thought from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Odds of number one.
They must be done.
The rest is easy to guess.
More or less.
No odds on that.
Not need to be a broke cat.
So those bets are out.
Taking bets on #1 about.
Will Hank sneak in,
With a 7 am spin?
Will Blue copy and paste,
Getting in post haste?
Will Betsy get up early?
Nah, that would make her squirrely.
So odds go up there.
Saying What Off will make her glare.
Will blogger crash?
Back in a flash.
Will I even post?
Hmm, guess so at my coast.
Odds are in.
Hank may win.
Wait, there's a toad.
It's in the road.
Hank had to stop.
Could be a flop.
One the road with a toad.
Can't go #1 mode.
But there's the phone.
Can enter at the tone.
A win times two.
#1...#1..came due.
Nah, no double the wager.
Blame the pager.
Do they even use those anymore?
Odds are they don't at many a shore.
Hank's internet may die.
Oh me, oh my.
The odds are creeping down.
Who will have the #1 crown?
Odds = Topped Up
Likely To Fill Your Cup
Are your bets in? Who will get the win? Hmm, you probably already know as this is read as a comment has been put to bed. Was number one you? Ever get stuck on the road thanks to a toad at your zoo? Maybe the toad couldn't hop because it had bad gas? Just a thought from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteWill Hank get it for his display?
DeleteGosh, how accurate the day of play
It's lucky Hank
Got it on, Bang!
On Pat and the Cat's chosen day!
Hank
Number one on his day
DeleteSure makes for a fun display
Odds are Hank would be #1
DeleteOn this day it's surely fun
On his own day
DeleteIn his own way
Hank and I have been close
Deletetrying to get a #1 dose...
I wonder how many number ones we have had
here at the cat's rhyming pad!
Would of been ironic any other way today
DeleteThat it would have indeed
DeleteWho knows how many took seed
Blue and Suza came on the scene
DeleteThe #1 bid had not been the same
Still True took in a lot
More than what Hank got
But it is always good fun and games
Hank
Sure many have hopped on in
DeleteBut fun to see who goes for the win
Well, Hank.. you're still pretty quick
DeleteNot to mention pretty slick
No flop
Back on top
Quick as can be
DeleteAfter a copy and paste Blue spree
A Number One Is Oddly Spun!
ReplyDeleteIt has been a hit-and-run
Odds of a hit
For the #1 bid
Right on for the home-run
Hank
Hit and run sure worked
DeleteAs in number one was clerked
I had a feeling...
ReplyDelete:-)
Did it run down your arm?
DeleteWas it the kind that raises a loo alarm?
Ha! No. It crept up slowly
DeleteAnd kept me lowly
Slow and steady
DeleteLeaves you umm ready
And odds today of a number one for Hank are very favorable! Although Suza might've beaten him if he wasn't so quick.
ReplyDeleteI was on my way in at 7
DeleteBut had a hunch to wait
Glad Hank got in
For the number one fate
Very favorable they were
DeleteCould have been a blur
In and out
Suza was lazing about
Good morning Suza, Pat and Alex
DeleteGreat company highly appreciated
Hank
Good company can't be beat
DeleteOn any side of the street
Saving a toad is nice to hear
ReplyDeleteThe toad had nothing to fear.
Hank came to the rescue, how nice for the toad.
He could now hop to his swampy abode.
Hank helped him out
DeleteAfter being out and about
A toad on the road
DeleteDangerously hopping about!
Hank
Hopped out of the way
DeleteCome what may
Crossing my fingers Hank would be #1 today
ReplyDeleteFitting position on this display
Fitting indeed
DeleteWhen his post took seed
Thanks Snowcatcher
DeleteFor the prayer!
Hank
It worked
Delete#1 was perked
Hank right on the money
ReplyDeleteSpending time wisely while its sunny
Thankfully Blogger did not crash or burn
It surely has been a hit and run.
No crash and burn
DeleteAbout time it did learn
It has been a lucky me
DeleteThanks Blogoratti!
Hank
Lurking away
DeleteWins the day
i prefer middle of the pack.
ReplyDeleteShall we cut the deck to see?
DeleteNever know which card are thee
Hank made #1 on his day. I'll just settle for top 20.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with that
DeleteMay make it to top ten where you are at
Yes, it can be anywhere
DeleteSo others can be aware
Hank
Any which way
DeleteCome what may
Thankfully insomnia gone for a bit
ReplyDeleteAt my shore
Alwayx fun to see who number one is
Never a bore.
Betty
Fun to watch indeed
DeleteGood it is gone at your feed
Hank always Hank :) :)
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteWith the #1 spree
Only one day I win to Hank, I wasn't sleep lol
ReplyDeleteWe have differents times !
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DeleteThanks Gloria Ma'am
DeleteGet in with the game
It's fun
Being #1
For the 1 minute of fame!
Hank
Time zones sure can screw one up
DeleteLeading to a hiccup
yes he is the number 1 :) but Suzzy is a winner too!
DeleteA winner she is
DeleteWith her non blog biz
It wouldn't be me, I'm never early!
ReplyDeleteOne may be you
DeleteWhen the oopsy post comes back to view
Anyone who stops for toads in the rode is #1 in my book:)
ReplyDeleteGets a #1
DeleteFor a toad run
It will never be me
ReplyDeleteThat's for sure
Congrats to all who are early
Give comments that are pure
Early ones a plenty
DeleteCould get twenty
Still Hank, I believe !!!!
ReplyDeleteAll believe in Hank
DeleteAs he puts another #1 in the bank
Thanks Grace
DeleteHank
Believe and achieve
DeleteNo chance to grieve
I am not one at your zoo
ReplyDeleteThat's just too much to do
Plus an extra bit of sleep for me
is always cherished at my sea!
That one eye needs its sleep
DeleteOr in bags may creep
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to be number 1.
ReplyDeleteDepending on where you are
DeleteTime zones could help some at their sand bar
I remember Hank's runs.
ReplyDeleteHim, nobody could beat.
I'm simply lucky for the top 56th seat.
56 bests 57
DeleteBut maybe not 11
56 or 57
Deleteit's still well earned
Hank
An earned spot
DeletePart of the lot
orlin N cassie....we iz knot two good at memoree but dinna Hank make number one like 60 pluz ina row ?? ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteYeah, he was way up there
DeleteBlue got him without a care
those were the days
Deletewhen Hank was in a daze
Hank
Sure had it down
DeleteWith the #1 crown
Congrats to Hank. Job well done. One of these days we will beat him out of it.
ReplyDeleteBe fun to see
DeleteAS it comes to be
Many had Hank beaten
DeleteThat happened quite often!
Hank
More not that often though
DeleteWith the #1 show
Hank may may win
ReplyDeleteStill losers grin
There's no regret
they won the bet
That they did
DeleteWith the #1 bid
All are winners
DeleteIf one enters the race
Hank
Have to enter to win
DeleteAnd take a spin
Being number one is nice.
ReplyDeleteUnless you have to pay the price
Of waking up before the sun.
I really don't care for that one.
lol yeah, we'd avoid that too
DeleteJust wouldn't do
Hank always crushes my dreams of being #1. He's a first place hog, that Hank! ;)
ReplyDeleteA hogging away
DeleteHe tries many a day
Hogging the road
DeleteLooking for toads
Hank
Hog and avoid
DeleteNo toad void
Number one is our pal Hank
ReplyDeleteHank will take it to the bank
No, I think it won't be Frank
Cause Uncle Frank is in the tank
Who lives where it's cold and dank
Anyone who walks the plank
Wouldn't want to be Frank
DeleteHe may be a yank
Or piss off a banker
That stinky wanker
With Uncle Frank
DeleteHand in hand
To the bank
Hank
Money for the win
DeleteWorks for our bin
Does it really matter who is number one?
ReplyDeleteThere's room for everyone.
Yvonne.
That there is
DeleteAs in some whizz
Too funny ~ glad to see Hank made it as #1 on his day! I'm more apt to be #last! Have a great weekend, Pat!
ReplyDeleteBookend each post
DeleteThere at your coast
Strange coincidence no doubt
DeleteBut what are the odds?
Hank
Or maybe fate
DeleteIf believed in that kinda rate
Number One
ReplyDeleteHank was there
On his day
Not a care
It somehow happens
DeleteIt's good fortune
Hank
Got on top
DeleteSure not a flop
Hank is quick but I'm the flash
ReplyDeleteWhen I come to play, better hide that cash
Haha! Just so you know
At the kitty cat show
Hello Hank...
The one and only Poetry Tank!
lol copy and paste
DeleteA flash post haste
No copy and paste
DeleteJust Blue Flash haste
Or ctrl v
DeleteFrom thee
Blue is not in haste
ReplyDeleteEveryone gets a beating
Is it cut and paste
Blue is not telling
Hank
Blue tries to lie
DeleteOh me, oh my
Challengers come and sometimes win
ReplyDeletebut Hank's the champ, that's still a given
He's on top the most
DeleteHere at our coast
Good company early morning
ReplyDeleteIt's most satisfying!
Hank
Company can be grand
DeleteWhen good at one's land
Unless it's the IRS
DeleteOr my neighbor Tess
The humper one
DeleteShe may bring fun