Maybe you can gawk at the odds. They could be on paper attached to fishing rods. Maybe I'm fishing to make that work. Isn't being crazy a perk? Gawking can be too. But never ever is using one hand to wipe your poo.
Ever go to a place with no tp? Ever have to use your hand at your sea? Blah to that in every way. Got any whiners at your bay? Comment back on their daily whine? Yeah, pfft to that says the feline. Hopefully no repoing comes due. The Gawker and Betsy are both sneaky with it at their zoo. The cat warned you should it come to pass. Don't say nothing is done for you by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
WaystationOne
Odds Make Me Run
(link dead. oh the dread.)
(link dead. oh the dread.)
The Gawker is back.
Again...again...again...at his shack?
Is he though?
The odds are low.
He goes everywhere.
Places that are rare.
Even sleeps in a back alley room.
Odds are that can lead to doom.
Like wiping your butt with your hand.
Blah, that is so not grand.
We'd run far far away from that land.
Or at least take plenty a tp strand.
Plus he's gawking.
That doesn't take talking.
Just large eyeballs.
No posting on walls.
May catch some long named disease.
That is worse than fleas.
His odds aren't gawking well.
Again they just fell.
Could take a nerf bullet to the eye.
Oh me, oh my.
Half blind would stink.
Wonder if the eye would still blink.
A half blinker.
Be quite the thinker.
A half gawk.
Now he can talk.
Could have an enemy arise.
Go after him in disguise.
He repoed their car,
A long time ago at his sand bar.
Or maybe a comment nut.
In a comment rut.
Post on my whine of the day.
Come on, Gawker, do it I say.
You didn't? How rude.
Here's more than attitude.
More of my whining thinking.
Odds are sure sinking.
Odds = Gawk Later
I Think They Fell Into A Crater
Ever go to a place with no tp? Ever have to use your hand at your sea? Blah to that in every way. Got any whiners at your bay? Comment back on their daily whine? Yeah, pfft to that says the feline. Hopefully no repoing comes due. The Gawker and Betsy are both sneaky with it at their zoo. The cat warned you should it come to pass. Don't say nothing is done for you by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Loved this very much Pat. Plenty of Gawkers where I am.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
A lace with no tp? That doesn't sound like a good place to be.
ReplyDeleteNot one bit
DeleteScary shit
I'm confused by this one.
ReplyDeleteA win for me
DeleteAt my sea
No TP is not cool.
ReplyDeleteNot one bit
DeleteBlah to it
Yikes - check those links to "Waystation" and "Odds" above. They lead to other sites. It seems Brian has just disappeared, and you might not want to give these other sites traffic.
ReplyDeleteDamn, he just ran away
DeleteSomeone else stole his bay
Seems so. Very sad really.
DeleteThat it is
DeleteMust have stayed in Africa and left the blogging biz
Are you saying the Gawker is a squawker???
ReplyDeleteAnd a mohawker
DeleteBut not a stalker
What is life without a gawker
ReplyDeleteSame as life without a stalker
Gawks may come in many styles
Send a message out for miles
Out it can go
DeleteA simple glare says so
A place without tp
ReplyDeleteIs somewhere I dont want to be.
Betty
Neither to we
DeleteScary to see
Wear glasses to gawk. Avoid a poke in the eye
ReplyDeleteMove along, move along
Say goodbye
Avoiding a poke
DeleteWorks for many a bloke
Being without tp- not something I want to happen!
ReplyDelete~Jess
Nope, suck it would
DeleteIn any hood
No TP, now that is not good at all. Or fun either. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteNope, not one bit
DeleteWho needs that shit
Place with no tp sounds like one of the worst nightmares! Always check before using facility!
ReplyDeleteThat you must
DeleteIn tp you must trust
May catch some long named disease.
ReplyDeleteThat is worse than fleas........ very true.
Is indeed
DeleteAt any feed
Shouldn't it be Waystationfour now? It's not 1995 anymore
ReplyDeleteStuck in the past
DeleteFirst not last
Gawkers/stalkers all the same
ReplyDeleteWiping with your hand? Ew, terrible shame.
All sticky and brown
DeleteBlah, flush it down
Wife winked as she turned off the light
ReplyDeleteIt signaled a night of delight
Then in bed we flew
And curtains we drew
So we could both view neighbors’ fight
A watchful night
DeleteWith the fight
Odds are the original owner of the blog
ReplyDeleteno longer leaves poetry dialogue...
Brian you are missed - always remember to carry some
TP when visiting distant lands...
Out and about
DeleteMaybe in Africa once more he is out
Yuk to no tp and I have been there
ReplyDeleteInto the shower I went without care.
Now I make sure tp is at hand
Or I won't use that stall where I stand
Yep, make sure it is there
DeleteThankfully always is at our lair
I'd take twelve gawkers
ReplyDeleteover one stalker
But an endless talker?
Nah, I'd block her (or him).
Block and smile
DeleteWhile they yap all the while
Too bad the Gawker is gone, Pat.
ReplyDeleteI always carry tp wherever I'm at!
Have a good one
under your sun!
That is a good thing to do
DeleteAs you travel to many a zoo
I keep a stash of wet wipes in my purse in case I ever find myself in a place without any tp. I definitely wouldn't use my hand though! Eww!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd rather let it be there
DeleteIf there was no tp to spare