Can something that isn't a thing make a splash at any wing? How would that work? Imaginary thing meet imaginary water for a splashing perk? The cat sure went on there. Odds are I always will at my lair.
Do you review? Got a nut after you? Even if a review is good a nut may come after you at your hood. Don't you love the crazy internet nut cases? They usually won't even show their faces. Odds are she'll still be a blogging lass as I'm sure she can ignore any nuts like I do with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Words are splashing.
Dine and dashing.
Can words dine?
So confusing to the feline.
Odds are good,
There at her hood.
Although she does drive,
Way away from her hive.
Yuck to that commute.
I'd give it the boot.
Then we'd go broke.
Maybe more of a poke?
Oh, she gave a review.
A good one too.
Oh, there's a bad.
Odds drop at her pad.
She gets tracked down.
Author is from crazy town.
They demand she retract.
Then they surely act.
Act what, who knows.
But odds go to new lows.
Then they may spring back,
As she lives vicariously at her shack.
Pics from others shown.
Maybe even uses a drone.
That is a good way to be.
No travel death spree.
Look, another review.
One for a movie came due.
It is a good one as well.
Damn, some critic raised hell.
How can she think that?
Drones on like a gnat.
Then she runs away.
Stalker critic won't let her play.
Isn't online fun?
Stalker and nuts by the ton.
Odds sure are slimming.
The lights may be dimming.
Odds = In Need Of Review
At Least They Aren't In The Loo
Do you review? Got a nut after you? Even if a review is good a nut may come after you at your hood. Don't you love the crazy internet nut cases? They usually won't even show their faces. Odds are she'll still be a blogging lass as I'm sure she can ignore any nuts like I do with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 3 in a row
DeleteStill no dough!
Hank
A streak is had
DeleteAt our pad
No dough you say?
DeleteHow could that be at your bay?
Got a few dimes
DeleteNot good times
I've managed to avoid the nuts on my blog, but unfortunately, not on other sites.
ReplyDeleteIn they shall come
DeleteBeating their strange drum
I like Joanne's reviews
ReplyDeleteAlways fun to read at my zoo.
Betty
She does good ones
DeleteWith her review runs
Thanks Pat for the odd rhyme. You crack me up and captured the essence of word splash. Cheers to the weekend!
ReplyDeleteWas fun to do
DeleteGood I could capture your zoo
I generally review every book I read, and even though I occasionally give a less-than-stellar rating, so far, no nut jobs have come after me. (Knock on wood.) (Not that I'm superstitious...)
ReplyDeletelol good no nut jobs came after you
DeleteThat just wouldn't do
The nuts are everywhere and one day I will review each of them!
ReplyDeleteGood luck
DeleteCould fill a dumptruck
Odds Make A Splash In A Flash!
ReplyDeleteIntelligent review not to smash
Must be fair
All are aware
Have a peek and then make a dash
Hank
Peek and dash
DeleteGone in a flash
Nuts belong in a bowl, not after people
ReplyDeletePut em in a house with a big tall steeple
And let them get stabbed
DeleteOr maybe just grabbed
I don't normally do reviews but I left one for the tv show which I love and really want it to get next season. Fingers crossed :-)
ReplyDeleteHopefully renewed it will be
DeleteThese days who knows at any sea
Plenty of nuts and I don't mean mine
ReplyDeleteShould drown them in a bucket of wine
Stalkers reviewing my butt
Like a butt-sniffing mutt
Say it ain't so
Yes, I know
At the blue guy show
Hey, it's Friday...
Such a fun day
I will come and play
The number 1 game at your bay
Just so you know
At your kitty cat show
Gotta go!
Stalkers for much
DeleteJust reach out and touch
In they will come
Nuts can go get stuck in gum
Your rhymes are on point! I'm jealous of those skills :)
ReplyDeleteI do review. I actually really enjoy doing it :')
I suck at reviews at my sea
DeleteCan rhyme, but reviews sound so generic from me
Not bad! I click on the link and the first thing I see is a Spider-Man costume (kinda).
ReplyDeletehaha good timing for today
DeleteAt least for your bay
Dear Silver Fox- I have been in summer trip mode. Come back soon for a review. Variety at my zoo- mon, wed, fridays
DeleteVariety wins
DeleteWith many spins
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletewith R speech, we never get, N never will bee asked ta due a ree veew.....N thatz oh kay with uz
{ courz ther iz de bull shitz we make up everee octoburr for scaree mooveez !! }
♥♥☺☺
lol see it can be done
DeleteMight make a fun review run
I can't believe you haven't ran out of folks yet. So many people who could be number one
ReplyDeleteCan do a whole month and more
DeleteBut only cut it to a month at our shore
I had a stalker on my page. I put on moderation. He (or she) went to my Facebook page and started posting things like bloody water with heads beside it and foreign writing. I blocked him/her from there too. It went on a good long while though (with them making new facebook pages to do it again). I thought I might know who it could be, but the stat counter when they would post a blog comment showed them to be from a country far away.
ReplyDeleteYeah, well that is bull too
DeleteAs they could be using a VPN on you
So they could be right next door
And you'd never know it at your shore
Had one or two
Thankfully they hit the road at their zoo
Good gravy, you think you know what's going on and then find out you don't have a clue. Technology definitely has it's pros and cons.
DeleteYep, cons are sure there
DeleteBe in the know to beware
they review even if you delete them as spam,
ReplyDeletepromise the followers or swags or boats-come...
That they do
DeleteStuff them in the loo
When wife asks me "How do I look"
ReplyDeleteHer question is bit of a hook
for no words of praise
or looks that amaze
Explains the beating I took
Bruises galore
DeleteTracks to explore
I agree with Belva, Nuts belong in a bowl:)
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteOr flushed too
Oh, the life of a blogger. If you don't have a stalker or two, you ain't doing it right.
ReplyDeletelol that is true
DeleteGuess we are in the right at our zoo
Late reading but all the same a wonderful verse.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeee
DeleteFor mee
I'm late reading too,
ReplyDeletebut I enjoyed your review
of Joanne's blog ~
It's definitely not a dog.
I rarely give reviews, but I enjoy reading them.
Maybe if I had more time ~ LOL
Enjoy your weekend, Pat!
Gave some to me
DeleteWe give a yippeee to thee lol
Reviews are fun, when I have time to read
ReplyDeleteSeems I don't get enough of the time I need
I like to read reviews by others, too
And now I've found another at your zoo
Sure gives a few
DeleteWe just suck at the review
Blogging can be scary
ReplyDeleteWith nuts in the bushes
I would send Tarsier Man
And fry their big tushes
Let bug eyes do the trick
DeleteHe takes credit cards some slick lol