The cat sees mutts every day, at least for now at our bay. One we like, the other can take a hike. Or just get a smack upside the head. Don't go sticking your nose in the cat's bed. Just saying. Now on with the odd playing.
Who knew dogs made odds go so low? I've seen some give computer chewing a go. We just chew the cord at our sea. Hey, a cheaper replacement fee. Ever have a bird make a nest on your head? Bet that bird wound up dead. Dogs sure can eat homework and so much more. Maybe they'll eat her shoes and she can't leave her shore. The could up the odds to a new class. But we'll stick with those already given by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Scary they are.
Like hit by a car.
Dogs have to walk.
Maybe they'll squawk.
Or just yap,
At some passerby chap.
She won't see the car.
Bam, needs to go to a bar.
Nature could win.
She goes for a spin.
A leaf falls on her head.
She becomes a bird's bed.
Hmm that would be weird.
Could her head get cleared?
Bet the dogs would help.
The bird would then yelp.
She could go for a slip.
A slip on the backyard drip.
The drip from the dogs.
You know, brown logs.
They could eat her computer up.
Just like a frisky pup.
No more posting at all.
At least until a new one comes to her hall.
My, the odds are sinking.
The dogs must be drinking.
They stopped making them tumble.
Do I hear a rumble?
They ate everything in the house.
Nothing left even for a mouse.
She's got nothing to eat.
The internet connection gets chucked for a treat.
She goes away.
She does that at her bay.
Traveling near and far.
Whoops, plane instead of car.
Or the dogs have a fit.
They do all of it.
Odds are rather low.
All because she gave a vacation a go.
Odds = To The Dogs
Hopefully They Don't Lead Her Into Bogs
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteLittle late
DeleteBut still a #1 fate
that's 4 in a row
Deletegrow, let it grow!
Yes, 25 mins late
Yes, that's fate!
Hank
Up you go
DeleteHigh not low
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DeleteDouble dipping at your zoo
Excuse the smart phone's lightning speed
DeleteThat double dipping's a mistake indeed
Hank
Phone likes to play
DeleteAll through the day
The dog I had ate everything - records, shoes, coffee table legs, walls... I can see them eating her out of house and home.
ReplyDeletehaha sure sounds like it liked to snack
DeleteOn anything inside your shack
Cats are preferred at my bay
ReplyDeleteBut dogs can be fun in their own way
Dogs can do the trick
DeleteAlthough some cats find them ick
WE think dogs are wonderful companions. They don't do any worse things than the cats here who have destroyed the furniture here. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteYeah, cats can sure tear things up as much as they can at any zoo
DeleteOr they can help each other when you got two
Dogs versus cats
ReplyDeleteThe more you see the less you see
At least they are better than rats
Not that I have any at my sea.
Many a way one can go
DeleteWith pets to show
Our neighbor yappy dogs sure sound the alert when strangers come around!
ReplyDeleteGood to keep trespassers away
DeleteIf they try and come to play
Dog days of summer. Those are the dogs I deal with
ReplyDeleteThe lingering heat
DeleteOh what a treat
She's the rat lady
ReplyDeleteyou're the cat man
I'm the fact guy
keep up everyone else
lol whoops, wrong one
DeleteYou can't keep up with this run
How nice to hear about Mary as another traveler. I'm going to enjoy visiting the people you feature each day., Pat.
ReplyDeleteI've had one dog in my adult life, my Scottie MacBeath. He wasn't destructive, but he was an ace at hunting down Easter eggs. I had to keep him confined on the night before Easter.
Have a good one, my friend!
haha wanted all the eggs for himself
DeleteEven those hidden on a shelf
Dogs are fun but not if they're chewers. Thankfully mine isn't anymore because we keep everything up away from him.
ReplyDeleteChewers can be a pain
DeleteNone of those yet at our lane
I was lucky in the dogs that we had
ReplyDeletethat none were destructive in any way
maybe that's because I kept them so buy
and they always had toys with which to play
betty
Toys sure are a win
DeleteAs well as a busy spin
We have a cat who belongs in jail,
ReplyDeleteshe loves to whack on our bernese mountain dog's tail,
Our second cat is just as cool as ice,
she prefers whacking birds and mice. ;)
haha put the kitty behind bars
DeleteAnd she may ship all to Mars
I once had a dog who took a dim view when a cat came on the scene .....well for the fisrt 6 months or so.
ReplyDeleteGreat verse Pat.
Yvonne.
Can take a while
DeleteAnd may have to go the extra mile
We had a visitor ask if they could bring their dogs with them so they weren't home alone all day. I couldn't do that to our cat, lol. He's old and I didn't want to tip the ol' ticker for the little guy. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha probably wise to do
DeleteHas he even seen dogs at your zoo
In a fight between the cat versus dog
ReplyDeleteThe answer is known to the world's dumbest hog
Odds for the feline are sky high
Even dumb hogs don't lie.
They can outsmart rather quick
DeletePulling out many a trick
orlin N cassie; when de food gurl waz young; like bak in de 1200's; her hada bulldog...he ate: de end table leg, de sofa cushionz, his bed and de siding off de houz.....
ReplyDeletewe whooz left in TT haz never been round dawgz....tho we due see em on de sidewalk day N nite takin ther peepulz fora stroll ☺☺♥♥
Some dogs sure love to chew
DeleteWe have been around 6 each at our zoo
Only one we each found ewww
The rest we batted and away they flew
WE actually surprisingly get along with pups!
ReplyDeleteWe get along with most
DeleteAll but one so far at our coast
Woo Hoo, Mary!
ReplyDeleteOur dog is like having a small pony with a long tail in the house.
haha can give the cats a ride
DeleteUnless they run and hide
Don't make me choose
ReplyDeleteI'll only loose
the dog or cat blues
their cuteness ensues
Both are grand
DeleteIn any land
I like to read Mary's Poetry blog
ReplyDeleteShe has three small cute dogs
I am sure they leave brown logs
Nice to see Mary featured!
Sure she gets a few
DeleteAlways good to give her a view
Thanks, Truedessa!
DeleteThanks given
DeleteAll's a livin'
I am so thankful my dogs were never chewers. My best friend got a puppy who immediate chew up her expensive shoes. I would have been so irritated!
ReplyDeleteHave to learn to hide the stuff
DeleteAs some sure can't get enough
I love dogs especially a lab
ReplyDeleteThey are goofy, fun and fab.
They can chew things and dig too.
Cats scratch everything, nothing new
But both give love in their own way
Dogs just show happiness every day.
Yep, both can destroy
DeleteThinking everything a toy
Labs are fun
As around they run
Labs are great family dogs, all as Brigit wrote. Cats see superiority in their every twitch.
ReplyDeleteYep, cats think they own all
DeleteEvery wall and hall
Yep, that eating things up dog problem is actually currently my cat issue.
ReplyDeleteNyx eats everything from fake plants to dryer sheets... now I'm hiding all the tissue!
haha cats sure can do it too
DeleteOrlin eats dog pee pads...just ewww
For the special day i brought shoe
ReplyDeleteit was shiny ,soft and new!
but next morning ,"what that hew"
my little puppy oddly chew
Just thought you left a snack
DeleteSo gave it an attack
My cat and son's dog are good friends.
ReplyDeleteUntil time to eat when the friendship ends.
Food rules all
DeleteAt many a hall
It's luck of the draw if you get a dog
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's like walking in the smog
That it can be
DeleteBut a lot of it depends on thee
All dogs want to play,
ReplyDeleteso don't delay - play,
if not - they pin your attention
by chewing your stuff, arf, arf,
it's better to find them a job
they like be of assistance, -
so give them am.. a mop.
Let them mop the floor
DeleteNever have to clean forever more
I've always had cats
ReplyDeleteBut have wanted a dog
Probably won't happen
Lest I jump over a log
Jump away
DeleteAnd have a mutt at your bay
Thanks for the feature here, my friend!
ReplyDeleteDogs are better than cats at my end
but I am happy to say to each his/her own
on the kind of animal they choose for their home!
Thanks, Pat, for the feature!! You made my day!
Glad you enjoyed it at my sea
DeleteBoth dogs and cats are fine by we
A plane, not a car
ReplyDeleteComes in handy when you need to go far
That it will
DeleteEven can thrill