A grammar nazi's delight. Or maybe a fright. The odds are sure fickle this time. I can't even tell if they rhyme. Well the cat can with ease. Humans may not find it such a breeze.
Can you decipher their bad grammar speak? We can at our creek. Can't type it like they do though. That we sure know. Got critters in your yard? Are they making you a cranky bard? Are penguins a better burd? Or are they just as absurd? I guess I'll go eat a bass and think on that with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Theese odds izz strange.
Strangee like with range.
Not sure on it though.
May be off at my show.
Tabbies sayz when.
When times ten.
Boy, thiss is ruff
Speaking this stuff.
Wezz find it hard.
Like finding the card.
Peicking out thee right one.
Sure can be tough to be done.
Back to the oddzz.
Like those yummy codzz.
Not those burd guys.
You know, the thing that flies.
Unless penguin man.
They may be a fan.
Burds attacking lowers odds.
They go back to cods.
Litter art is a winner.
Be sure and eataz dinner.
But odds could goes downe.
If fame came to trout towne.
No blog posts to see.
Instead an artz gallerie spree.
Showing at nine.
Showing at nine.
The lives of the feline.
May also get eaten.
Those ancestors can't bes beaten.
But they look hungry as canz be.
Don't mess with them at their sea.
Burds are back.
What'z the flack?
Burds and deer.
Oh my, stand clear.
Odds of deer.
Squirrels in the clear.
Rabbits nearby.
Odds mays lie.
Odds = Maybe A Burd Knows
Just Look At Those Grammar Blows
Can you decipher their bad grammar speak? We can at our creek. Can't type it like they do though. That we sure know. Got critters in your yard? Are they making you a cranky bard? Are penguins a better burd? Or are they just as absurd? I guess I'll go eat a bass and think on that with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I can just about make out what they're writing, but being quite the mistake writer and speller I am I'm not surprised.
ReplyDeleteGreat to read.
Yvonne.
Easy to do once used to it
DeleteAs they give a daily comment hit
Odds are I left a comment
ReplyDeletebut blogger ate it...
haha snapped it up
DeleteLike poop to a pup
Say it ain't so
DeleteAt your True Blue show!
Said so
DeleteHigh not low
I get irritated when biznesses do that! 😜
ReplyDeleteThat many sure do
DeleteBiz with no spellcheck clue
Would drive me crazy to read that stuff
ReplyDeleteJust a little of it is enough.
Betty
haha going nuts
DeleteWe're already gone at our huts
We read along just fine and sometimes those Tabbies do rhyme!
ReplyDeleteThey can spurt out a rhyme
DeleteWith their burd chime
The eyes fill in the blanks
ReplyDeleteBut it hurts the brain
Those blogs I skip
Never to see again
For the burds indeed
A skipper
DeleteBeats a shipper
I'm not sure I can follow
ReplyDeleteDid the cat grab a bird and then swallow?
If the cat can read this then all is good.
My sleepy eyes find it hard at my hood.
Need a nap
DeleteThen you'll get the lap
What The Hell, Odds Can't Spell!
ReplyDeleteIt's a matter of style one can tell
Spelling and grammar
Allowed to go asunder
Exhibit some humor to break the spell
Hank
Humor and style
DeleteWorks all the while
Love the tabbies and their food service girl.
ReplyDeleteAnother good one, Pat.
They are grand
DeleteThere in their land
Tabbies, trouts and all dem words
ReplyDeleteSend a message with the birds
The birds make the run
DeleteSo may not get done
It can be hard to decipher some blogs.
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteThe ones that go on and on and on are scary
Ahaha! I'm definitely getting better at deciphering :')
ReplyDeleteLearning the way
DeleteCome what may
Litter art -
ReplyDeletewhere to start?
It's way better than a fart
but equal to a tart.
Equal you say?
DeleteAre tarts bad at your bay?
I followed and seemed to get it. Rhyme it did and I didn't have a fit.
ReplyDeleteSee this is why I leaving the rhyming to you. Yikes a roni.
Teresa
haha the cat gets it done
DeleteA rhyming run
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletede food gurl haz ta bee
care full inn deed
coz herz ben usin trout speech
on werk emailz ta reed
oh hole lee shitz
did her just hit sendz
it seemz talkin trout
just never will endz
de ritin iz eazee
de reedin iz hard
thanx for de shout out
heer in yur yard !!!
♥♥♥☺☺
And look at you go
DeleteHere with the flow
Using trout speak for work
May make her boss go berserk
But what the hay
They'll eventually decipher it come what may
"Da tabbies o trout towne" have a very unique way of getting their points across, but I never have trouble understanding them.
ReplyDeleteNope, comes out with ease
DeleteCan be a breeze
My eyes jush tent batty reading them ~ It jappens all the time, I heuss ~
ReplyDeletehaha got it down
DeleteThere at your town
How did I swallow my porridge
ReplyDeletethe words were just as broken cartridge
or maybe I forgot the key
how to decode from a to z
Maybe one got sticky
DeleteThen it could get tricky
Consistent they are
ReplyDeleteBut difficult to read at my bar
Got the speak down
DeleteCould make some frown
Can't sort this out
ReplyDeleteOh please don't shout
This penguin lout
just punched my shnout
Burds did you in
DeleteWhat a sin
I love Trout Town Tabbies and I've become very fluent at TT language. (I think!)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they have auto-correct feature set. It would be challenging to type, I imagine :-)
Yeah, those little red marks would annoy
DeleteAnd sure bring no joy
I don't understand how you can overlook spelling errors. Don't those little red squiggle lines under the words not give it away?
ReplyDeleteBah, sometimes they lie
DeleteEspecially when making up words on the fly
I overlook them for the most part. I know some people genuinely struggle for reasons beyond what they could do to make it better. :)
ReplyDeleteThat some do
DeleteThere at their zoo
With the internet, critics and grammar nazis are everywhere.
ReplyDeleteDuck and cover
DeleteOr got out with your lover
I love the tabbies
ReplyDeleteFun to read their script
Love the bass terd burds
And all their other lip
They give fun lip
DeleteWith each trip
Well, this post and a visit to da tabbies o trout towne gave my brain a workout this morning. Good thing I'm on my second cup of coffee. I've been reading their comments on your blog for quite a while, just for the challenge of figuring out what da tabbies are saying. It was zany fun to read their latest post. You certainly have an eclectic group of regulars! Have a good one!
ReplyDeleteSure many a zany comes our way
DeleteMaybe because we're rather crazy too at our bay
Congrats again Pat, on your win. Glad you didn't toss it in the bin...gah!
ReplyDeleteAs an English teacher
I don't like to be a grammar preacher.
'Nuff said
Denise :-)
haha no preaching from you
DeleteJust to the kiddos through and through