Get Ready To Start And Grab A Cart!

The cat shall sit and lick. Hey, grooming does the trick. Then I can get hair all over the place. I laugh when it gets in your face. All from I starting to lick. Aren't I a bit of a snip snipped dick?

Boo hoo, you can't win.
Never took a spin.
Now that's a sin.
Where to begin?

Just begin.
No big win.
No big mention.
Letting the beginning get attention.

May start to fail.
You may wail.
But fail to start,
And you're a fart.

Less than a fart.
Some other non essential part.
An appendix are you.
At least a fart relief can come due.

All roads start.
All fall apart.
The cracks may show,
A tire may blow.

But within the crack,
Learn something you lack.
Or break your momma's back.
That may cause flack.

Continue and learn.
Growth at each turn.
Unless you turn back.
But some points you still rack.

Began and tried.
Went for a ride.
Life gave to you,
Whether you think it true.

Failed or not.
Added to the plot.
Took away from it all.
You may even stall.

But you went.
Didn't pitch a tent.
And what do you know?
You began to go.

Afraid of beginning? Well you won't end up winning. It may take forever in a day, but can't shorten forever if you don't play. A simple beginning can go a long way even if a bumpy road comes into play. All this talk about roads at my sea. You'd think they were walked by me. Nah, don't want to be like the chicken and turned into a flat mass. I will stay inside with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.


  1. I enjoyed reading. Well done.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

  2. Ok, I'm cracking up, and not from your post!


    1. Cracking up like a puzzle?
      Do we need to get you a muzzle

  3. Replies
    1. But can it end with no start
      Could be rough on that brain part

  4. I'll have to try cleaning up in a cart!

  5. Get Ready To Start And Grab A Cart!
    Put in the efforts when not so hard
    Go get cracking
    Start a beginning
    There'll be some rewards on the cards


  6. Need to begin
    If you want to end
    So you can keep going
    And be on the mend.


  7. Songs galore about beginnings
    Like Thanksgiving with the trimmings
    Begin today to love your freedom
    Those who oppose, do you need em

    1. Toss them in the creek
      Then on them take a leak

  8. Sometimes beginning is good just so you can get to the end.

  9. Little kitties get squished on the road. Stay inside and safe.

    1. Inside is the way
      Much safer with a litter tray

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  11. A cartful of crap is still crap. Take time. Begin slowly. Quality vs quantity.

  12. What if you begin and then stall?
    That's my predicament at my hall.

  13. It won't happen if you don't start working towards it. :)

  14. Sometimes I lack motivation to start beginning things, but once I find my groove, it's hard to stop me.

    1. Get in that groove and away you go
      Ducks all in a row

  15. I began
    Then I ran
    Ran with the bone
    Used to the phone
    Made that call
    That did enthrall
    Never fear the beginning
    A pawsitive winning
    It works out in the end
    My pussy type friend.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny 🐶

  16. Each night game of lotto I’d play
    Till finally luck came my way
    Although just a token
    For me luck had spoken
    The machine was broken that day

  17. If you don't even start, you are less than a fart.

  18. Have to start somewhere
    Hard as it may be
    Eventually gaining motion
    Accomplishing brilliantly

  19. Awesome post, Pat, with a profound message. If I were still teaching, I be tempted to put this on a bulletin board: "May start to fail. You may wail.
    But fail to start, And you're a fart." At least until some parent complained and the principal ordered me to remove it! Have a good one!

    1. lol name calling they would say
      Causing the PTA dismay


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