So the cat was told the other day that science is 100% accurate at his bay. Hmmmmm, I refused to argue with this idiot though. My IQ would suffer a blow if so. But works for a post here at my coast.
Science has 100% truth,
At each and every booth.
It can't be wrong,
From here to Hong Kong.
The data is right.
Numbers take flight.
They don't lie,
They are from upon high.
Nothing will be proven wrong.
So just agree and go along.
Scientists are so great.
They have such a great trait.
Wait? What was that?
You are just a silly cat.
They are all right.
Day and even night.
They don't lie one bit.
No, they aren't full of shit.
They don't play the game.
That would just be lame.
Who needs grant money?
You are so funny.
Who needs to appease the board?
Go and pull the rip cord.
That just can't be.
Science won't lie to me.
Scientists get it right.
They show all the light.
It's the end all and be all.
Read the scribbles on the wall.
Hear their data call.
Now agree and stand tall.
They have no need to appease.
Who cares about trustees.
Big companies and such?
Bah, they don't reach out and touch.
Science is 100% true.
You have a loose screw.
Listen to what they found.
It has a 100% truth sound.
Pfffft once more from the cat. Just another friggin dingbat. If humans are behind it, then yep, it can be complete bullshit. They want to appease and keep the money flowing. So of course no one is going to have a contrary showing. Data can be manipulated up the ying yang with ease. Some people suffer from Stupid Disease. I think their head is full of gas. Much more than what comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Science has 100% truth,
At each and every booth.
It can't be wrong,
From here to Hong Kong.
The data is right.
Numbers take flight.
They don't lie,
They are from upon high.
Nothing will be proven wrong.
So just agree and go along.
Scientists are so great.
They have such a great trait.
Wait? What was that?
You are just a silly cat.
They are all right.
Day and even night.
They don't lie one bit.
No, they aren't full of shit.
They don't play the game.
That would just be lame.
Who needs grant money?
You are so funny.
Who needs to appease the board?
Go and pull the rip cord.
That just can't be.
Science won't lie to me.
Scientists get it right.
They show all the light.
It's the end all and be all.
Read the scribbles on the wall.
Hear their data call.
Now agree and stand tall.
They have no need to appease.
Who cares about trustees.
Big companies and such?
Bah, they don't reach out and touch.
Science is 100% true.
You have a loose screw.
Listen to what they found.
It has a 100% truth sound.
Pfffft once more from the cat. Just another friggin dingbat. If humans are behind it, then yep, it can be complete bullshit. They want to appease and keep the money flowing. So of course no one is going to have a contrary showing. Data can be manipulated up the ying yang with ease. Some people suffer from Stupid Disease. I think their head is full of gas. Much more than what comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteGoes on slow!
Hank
Back on a streak
DeleteAt our creek
Scientific I am not,
ReplyDeleteOn that subject I lose the plot.
Technology too I am so thick.
But the subject close to me is music.
Loved the read Pat.
Yvonne.
Some you know, some you don't
DeleteKnow everything we won't
100% Science Is The Way At Each and Every Bay!
ReplyDeleteScience holds lots of truth one can safely say
Within the given data so tight
Conclusive to whet the appetite
One feels happy to have arrived in a given way!
Hank
When getting there to their stat
DeleteCan sure show where it's at
"Science won't lie" struck a chord
ReplyDeleteFollow the money, don't get bored
Take climate change, somebody lies
Pick your side, one's in disguise
Yep, lies and garbage is had
DeleteSpilling out fake crap by some "legit" nut at their pad
When science disproves other science, which disproves even more science, it becomes a bit suspicious...
ReplyDeleteYep, starts to go from wise to dumb
DeleteAs they spit things out their bum
Nothing is 100% right. I'm sure scientists would agree. ;) Here to wish you a wonderful day!
ReplyDeleteAgreed and a wonderful day
DeleteTimes two at my bay
Blah, blah, blah
ReplyDeleteThey leave me going ha, ha, ha
Some science is for the birds
And even fowl choke on the words
Choke they do
DeleteThen flush em down the loo
Science told me that butter, eggs, coffee, and wine were bad for me. Now they are good! I'm waiting to find out how bad daily exercise is.
ReplyDeletehaha yep, that daily exercise will be the worst
DeleteAs well plain old water to quench your thirst
Not too fond of science here
ReplyDeleteDon't understand much of it I fear.
Betty
Just a ramble
DeleteAll a gamble
Science the study of an hypothesis, add a variable and the results change. Some data they may need to rearrange. I don't believe anything is 100 percent as there is always the x factor lurking.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving Pat!
Lurking that X shall be
DeleteMaybe even Y shall lurk with thee
there's always an opinion thrown in for good measure...and sometimes the measurement is "magic" math
ReplyDeleteThat magic math sure gets used a ton
DeleteMaking magic must be fun
Science has its place, maybe to save face for the human race. Facts can be true... or not, maybe they're just clues for some people to get their dues.
ReplyDeleteThat's all, except, I love cats, Pat.
Yep, could just be clues
DeletePeople trying to make the news
Grant money - somehow, they keep getting more so they can "prove" already proven theories are prove some really dumb ones. Like dogs dream in black and white - who cares?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that we really really needed to know
DeleteIt could cure cancer of the toe
"She blinded me with Science!"
ReplyDeleteOr so they say.
Shoulda been safety compliant
and worn goggles that day.
Or maybe not oogle
DeleteStick to surfing Google
Humans have a tough time getting most anything correct!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteA flip flopping at many a zoo
You've shattered my last hope to find the truth, but you did it in rhyme, so that softened the blow.
ReplyDeleteGood that it wasn't that bad
DeleteRhyme makes even the bad good at my pad
Al's comment is gold
ReplyDeletewhatever forumla's used
Someone blinded by science
is lost and confused
A seeing eye dog
might help with the fog
and that would be better
than deafened by an ugly Xmas sweater.
Not a fan
DeleteCould be you're man
With Rudolph all aglow
You just never know
You could just click
With either the carrot or the stick
We only need to think of the things science thought was true to later be proved false to never trust anything is 100% proven.
ReplyDeleteYep, we just have to look
DeleteProves itself at any nook
Some are true, some are not; depends on the premises. And with new things being discovered, some of the yesterday's concepts are not true anymore. Hi Pat!!!
ReplyDeleteYep, they fade out
DeleteThen people pout
Humans are fallible and make mistakes. Nothing is 100% foolproof, especially if the fool is a human.
ReplyDeleteHumans are ever the fool
DeleteThinking they are so cool
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ReplyDeletehaha he ate some
DeleteNever shared with my rhyming bum
Science is like logic I reckon and the beginning of wisdom not the end. Thats why the universe will unfold as it should unless we build a bird of prey and put Cat in charge.
ReplyDeleteThen things may get hinky
DeleteAnd umm rinky dinky
Everything is wrong! lol
ReplyDeleteTwo wrongs make a right?
DeleteThat could be a fright
Scientists don't always get it right but they try. I see my daughter who is an undergrad working hard all the time in her lab. Even when things go wrong.
ReplyDeleteWrong can show the way
DeleteBringing forth something new on display
Isn't that the truth? Studies/data can be manipulated to prove whatever you want it to prove.
ReplyDeleteYep, from coast to coast
DeleteCan prove what's wanted from the host
The interesting thing about science is they're always finding something new.
ReplyDeleteTo me that's so exciting, how about you?
Yep, new is fun
DeleteUntil it becomes old and gets redone
When Mt. St. Helens blew its top
ReplyDeleteIt destroyed so much but nature did not stop.
Scientists said nothing will grow.
“It’ll be 300 years and be very slow.”
“Stupid Bastards,” my dad said.
“Scientists like to think all is dead.
They forget how strong nature is.
I give it 5 years and things will grow.”
He was right and those scientists weren’t worth a powder to blow.
All doom and gloom
DeleteAfter the boom
Nature finds a way
Any old day
Nothing is ever certain. Things chance all the time, science included.
ReplyDeleteFlip flop they do
DeleteScience through and through
There is almost no real science when it comes to "diets" or certain "studies"
ReplyDeletebut when it comes to "laws" of science, like thermodynamics, that's 100% accurate
Yeah, when it comes to that
DeleteUntil some wise alien race stomps it flat
It drives me crazy when people say it can't be done or I can't do it. Eek.
ReplyDeleteYep, nuts indeed
DeleteAt each feed