The cat heard someone repeat this eleven times as they yapped the other day. Yep, I counted at my bay. Said it in a span of three minutes or so too. I guess they truly never knew.
What was that?
Chew the fat.
Talk and rant.
Whoops, a slant.
Here it comes.
Ho and hums.
Or hums and hos?
Only Santa knows.
Or maybe not.
Things got to pot.
Get ready for it.
It sure is a hit.
Anticipation rising?
The cat you're despising?
How do I know?
I don't at my show.
But what do I say?
Said it many a day.
Not eleven times in a row,
That would annoy a crow.
Ready to see?
It comes to be.
On a spree.
It's the beats me.
What was that?
You got beat like a dingbat?
Beat by words?
Beat by birds?
Beat by a kangaroo?
Did it have Blue's shoe?
Do you have lots of bruises?
Don't wear swimwear on cruises.
Was it a metaphorical beating?
That has to be fleeting.
Bruised on the brain.
That must be a pain.
Dumbed down by a fake beating.
My, that's weird trick or treating.
You must have not checked your candy.
I hope you have poison control's number handy.
Did you get that? Are you on to the cat? Confused as can be? That's normal at my sea. Will you get it though? Beats me at my show. It really beats me. Beats me flies free. Beats me each day. Beats me is all I can say. Beats me why. Beats me sure wants to fly. I must have lots of bruises now. Beats me sure can wow. Beats me if you'll give sass. Either way, I'll still remain a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
What was that?
Chew the fat.
Talk and rant.
Whoops, a slant.
Here it comes.
Ho and hums.
Or hums and hos?
Only Santa knows.
Or maybe not.
Things got to pot.
Get ready for it.
It sure is a hit.
Anticipation rising?
The cat you're despising?
How do I know?
I don't at my show.
But what do I say?
Said it many a day.
Not eleven times in a row,
That would annoy a crow.
Ready to see?
It comes to be.
On a spree.
It's the beats me.
What was that?
You got beat like a dingbat?
Beat by words?
Beat by birds?
Beat by a kangaroo?
Did it have Blue's shoe?
Do you have lots of bruises?
Don't wear swimwear on cruises.
Was it a metaphorical beating?
That has to be fleeting.
Bruised on the brain.
That must be a pain.
Dumbed down by a fake beating.
My, that's weird trick or treating.
You must have not checked your candy.
I hope you have poison control's number handy.
Did you get that? Are you on to the cat? Confused as can be? That's normal at my sea. Will you get it though? Beats me at my show. It really beats me. Beats me flies free. Beats me each day. Beats me is all I can say. Beats me why. Beats me sure wants to fly. I must have lots of bruises now. Beats me sure can wow. Beats me if you'll give sass. Either way, I'll still remain a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDelete2 in a row
DeleteHaste in clicking #2
Hank
2 in a row
DeleteHaste in clicking #2
Hank
haha went with 2
DeleteYet 1 came due
Even #2 beats me today
DeleteBeat by a bit
DeleteWith the #2 hit
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ReplyDeletePhone made the double
DeleteHank
Phone made the double
DeleteHank
Phone got you
DeleteThrough and through
I'm always in a state of confusion,
ReplyDeleteAt what life throws at me.
So should antone want to get confused,
Come, join me at my sea.
Loved your verse Pat.
Yvonne.
a confusing state
DeleteCould make one late
Beat me daddy, eight to the bar
ReplyDeleteThat kind of beating won't leave any scar
Spare the rod and spoil the child
That kind of beating's very mild
Are you confused, well I guess
Simply normal these days, I confess
Spoil is the way
DeleteAll in that fray
Thinking they are grand
Newsflash comes quick in adult land
It doesn't take much to confuse this old woman, so yes I am confused but some good rhyming did happen.
ReplyDeletehaha a good rhyme wins
DeleteEven with confusing spins
Beware the ides of Sunday morn time
ReplyDeleteConfused how the 15th can happen on Sunday morn and not Sunday afternoon?
Amused by my warning,
Kaykuala may feel abused
When his number three has been stolen
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
needs an evil text for it be an evil laugh
Ha Ha
Sunday bewaring
DeleteCould get staring
But not as much as a fake evil laugh from you
Need evil text in view haha
Beats me that many times is one confused and clueless individual.
ReplyDeleteThat beats me will be
DeleteWhen it is set free
and the beat goes on...so sang Sonny and Cher
ReplyDeleteAnd probably many more
DeleteAs they gave it an encore
Not abused but often confused. So I'll just sit at home and judge others online for being just as confused as I am.
ReplyDeletethere you go
DeleteA new hobby in tow
Beats me! I don't hear that much in Colorado ~ I'm hearing the sounds of the Maritimes in this rhyme. Have a good one, Pat!
ReplyDeleteDon't say that much there
DeleteDo they just grab their guns and stare?
Santa knows everything.
ReplyDeleteIn the know
DeleteUp the chimney he does go
I can't remember the last time I heard that phrase used.
ReplyDeletePeople use it all the time here
DeleteGuess it just holds near
Ha, Ha, I've heard people say "beats me," a time or two,
ReplyDeleteSo I just smile and say "I hope it doesn't hurt you."
haha good thing to retort
DeleteWhen they give such a report
That's a lot of beats me!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend, Pat.
That it is
DeleteAt our biz
now that's one sick beat... you and Taylor Swift would get along well. :)
ReplyDeleteCan I have such riches?
DeleteSuch songs though may give me twitches
Abused Or Confused? Either Way I'm Amused!
ReplyDeleteBut being beaten makes one like being used
Feeling beaten
Once too often
Best to say it outright and not just a ruse
Hank
That it is to say
DeleteOutright is the way
many times I feel really confused and Im not sure of nothing :) :)
ReplyDeletehaha none of us are
DeleteJust pretend at many a sand bar
Beats me what is being said.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should go ask Fred.
If I could find a man named that.
Beats me! Oohhh, I’m such a brat
Used it twice
DeleteFred paid the price
I get confused easily these days! Always happens when I am crazy busy. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Busy as can be
DeleteCan sure lead to that spree