The cat was out and about the other day when someone tried to get me to advertise at their bay. They said this, that and the other thing. Of course all a familiar ring.
We got the site.
It's just the best.
Your sales will take flight.
We're better than the rest.
So advertise here.
It's as simple as that.
I'm sure you will cheer,
With clicks like that.
And so it goes.
Most you can suspect.
They strike a merry pose,
Thinking you can't neglect.
Pffft and walk away.
But how can you?
Easy at ones bay.
They just haven't a clue.
But they were cheery.
Their stats are there.
Nothing about it eerie.
Unless written on their underwear.
I still strolled away.
And on they went.
They hit replay,
When they needed to get bent.
But we got the site.
You shouldn't refuse.
Sales will take flight.
You surely can't lose.
Nothing is greater.
Not around here.
We corner the crater.
You have nothing to fear.
In one ear, out the other.
Thought her jargon would work.
Treat her like my mother.
Shhhh I pretend to listen with an ear perk.
And so I looked.
Just for the hell of it.
Pffft to what was booked.
Was a complete load of shit.
To put it in perspective to all, their site had less traffic than a cat that rhymes each day on his wall. Yet they were so great. Pffft and a dog and the cat will mate. But oh, needed to advertise somewhere. Pfffft once more to that with pffft's to spare. Ever come across any of those? She should go bother crows. The cat will only leave her with gas. She wasn't going to get rich off my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
We got the site.
It's just the best.
Your sales will take flight.
We're better than the rest.
So advertise here.
It's as simple as that.
I'm sure you will cheer,
With clicks like that.
And so it goes.
Most you can suspect.
They strike a merry pose,
Thinking you can't neglect.
Pffft and walk away.
But how can you?
Easy at ones bay.
They just haven't a clue.
But they were cheery.
Their stats are there.
Nothing about it eerie.
Unless written on their underwear.
I still strolled away.
And on they went.
They hit replay,
When they needed to get bent.
But we got the site.
You shouldn't refuse.
Sales will take flight.
You surely can't lose.
Nothing is greater.
Not around here.
We corner the crater.
You have nothing to fear.
In one ear, out the other.
Thought her jargon would work.
Treat her like my mother.
Shhhh I pretend to listen with an ear perk.
And so I looked.
Just for the hell of it.
Pffft to what was booked.
Was a complete load of shit.
To put it in perspective to all, their site had less traffic than a cat that rhymes each day on his wall. Yet they were so great. Pffft and a dog and the cat will mate. But oh, needed to advertise somewhere. Pfffft once more to that with pffft's to spare. Ever come across any of those? She should go bother crows. The cat will only leave her with gas. She wasn't going to get rich off my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
That site can't be doing ok
ReplyDeleteIf they had to advertise at your bay.
Great verse Pat.
Yvonne:
That it can't
DeleteWith such a slant
When your own site gets more traffic, you know it's a bad deal.
ReplyDeleteBad indeed
DeleteAs they try and make it take seed
Five or six offers per day
ReplyDeleteUsed to come at my bay
My page they certainly don't read
Or they'd see they're the last thing I need
Just see that stats and away they go
Deletetrying to join your show
Well, it sounds like you were at least nice about it! Lol
ReplyDeletelol ever so nice
DeleteI said it twice
They must get some suckers at their bay
ReplyDeleteto advertise that way
betty
That they must
DeleteIn suckers they trust
they always make it sound so nice
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteWhen really it's poo
it's all a marketing game
ReplyDeletethey push you all the same
someone will make a buck
but you will be out of luck
Buck won't be for you
DeleteThat is sure true
Advertise Here Ever So Clear!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't do even for mother dear
Live traffic?
Loads of tricks
Ignore and leave with a deaf ear
Hank
Ignore and leave indeed
DeleteShould it take seed
If it sounds too good to be true....etc., etc., etc.:)
ReplyDeleteYou handled it well:)
Well I can do
DeleteOr flush em down the loo
I've got nothing to advertise ~ LOL My sister, Bertie, who is a published author, makes the rounds with her books in person to various places in western NS. That's where many of her sales have come from. You have to be a Clinton or a Richards to get the advertising that counts. Love that clicking button to your other site! Have a good one, my friend!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is where some sales can come
DeleteTo get their kind of sales you need to be rich, plastic and dumb
Maybe you should contact them and sell them ad space on your blog!
ReplyDeleteCould be a win
DeleteBring dough in
I've seen a few sites like that.
ReplyDeleteThere sure are a few
DeleteOut there to view
I'm pretty much done with ads. I don't post them any more, I don't pay to advertise my own blog, none of it.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteSure the way of we
orlin N cassie....we never get asked ta ad ver tize; well, crankee ass cat chow wanted uz ta due a post sew we said hell damn yea... why de hell knot... what kinda shitz we gotta looze !!! ☺☺♥♥ funnee thing.. we never saw any adz on de damn crankee azz site bout uz N da bass terd gobbler tho .......☺☺
ReplyDeleteSometimes not tit for tat
DeleteBetter to be a greedy cat
I haven't been approached about adding ads. I feel so neglected.
ReplyDeletelol better off at your sea
DeleteTrust we
I recommend that they put ad on your site :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd pay lots of dough
DeleteCan you make it so? lol
Ah, this is why the comments on my site I'm not posting immediately. They comment with offers to earn by ad so even when I delete them they come back. And sign: Blogger ....
ReplyDeleteYep, so many try that crap
DeleteThey should go take a nap
Ads could be the way to go
ReplyDeletePick and choose, get in the flow
Get a win
DeleteSome dough for a spin
Funny how people toot their own horn and don't have a pot to piss in, as my mama would say.
ReplyDeletehaha that so many do
DeleteWe have a pot, but not much else at our zoo
How sad that she must toot her own horn
ReplyDeleteThen you find out she is crap who toots her own horn.
These ads seem full of heart
But all they give is a st8nky fart.
Stinky they are in many a way
DeleteToss them into the bay