Flex and trot around naked as can be. There you go at your sea. He does have a tie I suppose. And he has nothing down there for when the wind blows. Anyway, back on task as I have the strength to ask.
Strength is great.
Those muscles are top rate.
Can't deny that.
Unless steroid freak's at bat.
But that's not all.
Nope, more to it at your hall.
At least with idiots around,
Making many a sound.
Yell and scream,
Like a fan of some sports team.
Yell louder than the rest.
That will pass any strength test.
Be a bully to all.
Push them into a wall.
That will show your strength.
Shove anyone in arm's length.
Fast talk for the win.
Do all others in.
Come out on top.
Sure not a flop.
Follow what your told.
Don't upset the fold.
Stick with what is known.
Don't throw a dog a bone.
Don't comprise one bit.
Who needs that shit?
You are always right.
That is strength day or night.
Always fight.
Always look ready to bite.
Argue over stupid crap.
Be sure and be the winning chap.
Don't listen to any.
Opinions are many.
But ignore every single one.
Even if a new way should be done.
The key to it though,
For super strength to show,
Is just one little perk.
Come be an all around jerk.
Are you like that? Flex such strength where you are at? I hope not. The cat may make fun of you a lot. Probably not in a nice way too. Hey, I have the strength to warn you. Pffft to such people at their zoo. They can go fight with what I left in the loo. Do you have the strength to break logs like glass? Now that would impress my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Strength is great.
Those muscles are top rate.
Can't deny that.
Unless steroid freak's at bat.
But that's not all.
Nope, more to it at your hall.
At least with idiots around,
Making many a sound.
Yell and scream,
Like a fan of some sports team.
Yell louder than the rest.
That will pass any strength test.
Be a bully to all.
Push them into a wall.
That will show your strength.
Shove anyone in arm's length.
Fast talk for the win.
Do all others in.
Come out on top.
Sure not a flop.
Follow what your told.
Don't upset the fold.
Stick with what is known.
Don't throw a dog a bone.
Don't comprise one bit.
Who needs that shit?
You are always right.
That is strength day or night.
Always fight.
Always look ready to bite.
Argue over stupid crap.
Be sure and be the winning chap.
Don't listen to any.
Opinions are many.
But ignore every single one.
Even if a new way should be done.
The key to it though,
For super strength to show,
Is just one little perk.
Come be an all around jerk.
Are you like that? Flex such strength where you are at? I hope not. The cat may make fun of you a lot. Probably not in a nice way too. Hey, I have the strength to warn you. Pffft to such people at their zoo. They can go fight with what I left in the loo. Do you have the strength to break logs like glass? Now that would impress my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteLet it grow, let it grow!
Hank
Let me quote someone really special:
Delete"Come out on top.
Sure not a flop."
Thanks, been missing you, Blue!
DeleteHank
Top of the crowd
DeleteStanding proud
Onward you go
With two in a row
Hopefully no ninja or blue foe
But you never know
Blue is ten feet deep buried in some online course he's got to get finished before X-mas.
DeleteStill two months and 21 days to go
DeleteTo have it fully in tow
Mustn't upset the fold at all costs.
ReplyDeleteGreat read Pat.
Yvonne.
Have to keep it in sync
DeleteOr they go to the brink
Be Strong Like Donkey Kong!
ReplyDeleteShove the barrels for a song
Making fun
of someone
Not likely solve the problem
Hank
Not much solving will come due
DeleteWith such nuts in cue
Bully, bully show your strength
ReplyDeleteSock em down at any length
Show your narcissistic beauty
Watch em run most every cutie
Maybe give them a kick
DeleteRight where they have a umm wick
He's the first member of the DK crew!
ReplyDeleteDK Donkey Kong
DeleteRapping before long
That sounds like parents at a soccer game.
ReplyDeleteGlad I avoid those
DeleteThey'd become foes
Good Morning Hank
ReplyDeleteTwo in a row
you weren’t slow
Haha why am I here I replied on top...
DeleteTrue!
DeleteHow are you?
Blue
DeleteHow are you?
Good morning True and Blue
DeleteNice seeing both of you!
Hank
How's and whys
DeleteTell no lies
Blue is blue
DeleteDon't even have time to find my shoe
Need to invent time travel
DeleteJust don't let things unravel
Dont have strength to begin with
ReplyDeleteSo cant flex it
Need to tone up
And become more fit.
Betty
Get all bendy
DeleteCould go trendy
Always looking for a fight
ReplyDeleteYou just described the Left and Right
Tired of the political fray
Wish they would all go away
Wish they'd drown in a lake
DeleteOr choke on a cake
I. kight not be that flexible! Hey, you can find the Donkeys at Marg's place.
ReplyDeleteCan hunt them down there
DeleteAs they eat grass to spare
I wield a pen. Preferred strength is words
ReplyDeleteNo physical blows
Words can flow
DeleteWinning in tow
My strength comes from my brain, not my brawn.
ReplyDeleteThe brainy one
DeleteBattle is done
Many fights seem to go nowhere. Humans just yell and don’t listen. I think cats are more mature than humans!
ReplyDeleteYep, cats surely are
DeleteSee human stupidity, go to a bar
Are you describing Donkey Kong or Donald Trump?
ReplyDeleteBoth start with D
DeleteOne has no ass and they other is one to see
Haha ok now I am going!
Deletehaha had to look
DeleteHopefully not near his nook
Donkey Kong, eh? I never was any good at that game.
ReplyDeletePut out many
DeleteNot good at any?
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletea bullie lived in de nayborhood wear de FSG grew up; yea; that looooooooong ago...any way him waz all wayz tough.. then him dee sided ta get tuff with de little kids....
one of thoz kidz happened ta bee de little brother oh FSG....by de time her waz done beetin de shitz outta him; him never bothered de kids again......bass terd
She taught him a thing or ten
DeleteNever bothering anyone again at his den
It saddens me that bullying is in vogue again, as is fighting and not compromising.
ReplyDeleteYep, back to the top
DeleteThe bullying crop
Sure have seen enough bullies in "right to free speech". Only persons who believe what the bullies believe have free speech. All the others get beat up.
ReplyDeleteYep, the rest get the shaft
DeleteTossed out on a raft
I hate bullies...stupid, lousy shits. Hmmm...not sure that's strong enough
ReplyDeleteYeah, may be insulting to stupid, lousy shits everywhere
DeleteAs they are far worse at their lair
Don't spend any time flexing- but I also don't like to fight. ;)
ReplyDelete~Jess
No wordy fights
DeleteKeeps one out of the lights
I prefer to make snarky comments. It's more fun to leave someone scratching their head than getting charged with assault.
ReplyDeleteYep, that is the better way
DeleteNo jailbird at ones bay