Yep, I'm really asking you that. Did you just read the words of the cat? So is this a post? Maybe it's a weenie roast. I don't have one of those. The vet went snip snip and there she goes.
Are you working?
Nah, I'm jerking.
Did I just go gutter?
Did it make you stutter?
Are you painting?
Nah, I'm fainting.
Fainting with a brush in hand.
My, isn't fainting grand.
Are you walking?
Nah, I'm gawking.
Gawking at an idiot now.
Look at you. Wow!
Are you sleeping?
Nah, I'm house keeping.
Under the covers I go.
It is so productive you know.
Are you showering?
Nah, I'm cowering.
The toilet is so scary.
I think I saw something hairy.
Are you sitting?
Nah, I'm spitting.
See that little spittle?
It's magic and will make you brittle.
Are you writing?
Nope, I'm fighting.
Fighting with the keyboard.
Look! I just pulled the cord.
Are you eating?
Boy, this is getting fleeting.
Are you that dumb?
Head up your bum?
Are you alive?
I wish you'd take a dive.
Getting lost at sea.
Isn't that nice of me?
Aren't I so mean?
Aren't you watching a screen?
Aren't you the imaginative one?
Aren't you glad these soooo hard questions are done?
Why do people right in front of you ask such stupid questions at their zoo? Do they believe them not to be true? Look, he's on the toilet, I'll ask what is coming due. Pfffft whoever says there aren't stupid questions are stupid too. Plenty of stupid ones come due. Ask a hard one and its back to beats me. Low brain cell count can sure affect thee. Do you ask such obvious things to ones near your blog wings? I had to give it another pass as real life dumbies keep asking very stupid questions to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Are you working?
Nah, I'm jerking.
Did I just go gutter?
Did it make you stutter?
Are you painting?
Nah, I'm fainting.
Fainting with a brush in hand.
My, isn't fainting grand.
Are you walking?
Nah, I'm gawking.
Gawking at an idiot now.
Look at you. Wow!
Are you sleeping?
Nah, I'm house keeping.
Under the covers I go.
It is so productive you know.
Are you showering?
Nah, I'm cowering.
The toilet is so scary.
I think I saw something hairy.
Are you sitting?
Nah, I'm spitting.
See that little spittle?
It's magic and will make you brittle.
Are you writing?
Nope, I'm fighting.
Fighting with the keyboard.
Look! I just pulled the cord.
Are you eating?
Boy, this is getting fleeting.
Are you that dumb?
Head up your bum?
Are you alive?
I wish you'd take a dive.
Getting lost at sea.
Isn't that nice of me?
Aren't I so mean?
Aren't you watching a screen?
Aren't you the imaginative one?
Aren't you glad these soooo hard questions are done?
Why do people right in front of you ask such stupid questions at their zoo? Do they believe them not to be true? Look, he's on the toilet, I'll ask what is coming due. Pfffft whoever says there aren't stupid questions are stupid too. Plenty of stupid ones come due. Ask a hard one and its back to beats me. Low brain cell count can sure affect thee. Do you ask such obvious things to ones near your blog wings? I had to give it another pass as real life dumbies keep asking very stupid questions to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 3 in a row
DeleteWell, there's no dough!
Hank
No pile of cash
DeleteAs in your dash
Is This Really A Post At My Coast?
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps it is ready for a roast
Asking good questions
It's not just fashion
But a measure of making the most
Hank
Making the most
DeleteSure works at any coast
Questions, questions by the dozen
ReplyDeleteEven may come from my cousin
Realiy is in the buzz'n
Is you is or is you wass'n?
Is you is
DeleteNow a quiz
Is you ain't
Come, don't faint
best to ask kids what they are doing
ReplyDeleteguilty face or not?
there's always more to the story there
you can question them on the spot
Yeah, that is true
DeleteSo much they get into
We do ask sone questions now and then
ReplyDeleteThat sound really lame and dumb
Maybe we need to mix them all around
That could be fun.
Betty
Mix and match
DeleteCreate a whole new batch
"There is no such thing as a dumb question"
ReplyDeletework retail and discover that's not true
Yep, been there, done that
DeleteMany a question can be scat
Hmmmm Kaykuala's number three
ReplyDeleteThen it four will be axed
I ask
That is the task.
May have to try
DeleteTo get the deny
It is much more fun to threaten to steal the thunder than steal the thunder. So Kaykuala can take a breather from me as a potential number 1 stealer.
Deletehaha just a threat
DeleteReady and set
Am I reading? No, I'm hoping the words will just insert into my brain without effort.
ReplyDeleteGet the right chip
DeleteMay give you lip
People like to ask questions they obviously already know the answer too for some reason.
ReplyDeleteThat many surely do
DeleteMaybe they really haven't a clue
I half expected it to end with "Am I _____?" "Naw. I'm rhyming."
ReplyDeleteWill rhyme away
DeleteObvious any day
I like the idea of house keeping under the covers :-) I think “are you OK?” to someone not OK is the king of stupid questions but sometimes I can’t help but asking that!
ReplyDeletehaha sometimes it just slips out
DeleteLike hands from a trout
Wonderful post Pat questions and all.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeee
DeleteFor mee
Well, if you're not jerking
ReplyDeleteYou could be twerking
Not sure which is worse
So I'll end this verse.
Both are bad
DeleteDrive one mad
When I run into someone at the grocery store and they ask what I'm doing there? You know, about to roller skate around the joint, isn't that why you're here too?
ReplyDeletehaha just have to put them on
DeleteAnd then skating away shall dawn
Am I alive?
ReplyDeleteI hope so!
Just back from Sunday Night Date Night.
Yep! I get two date nights a week!
And two glasses of wine/date night!
Sadly that's all I can handle now.
Hope you are alive and kicking!
Have a great week!
Still alive
DeleteKicking may take a dive
Who wants to do that?
Could get thrown in jail where you are at
Then no wine
Or date nights shall align lol
Hairy on the toilet is something I don’t want to see
ReplyDeleteNow I have this visual, bleccchhh, poor me.
haha stuck in you
DeleteForever in view
I think people ask questions without thinking sometimes!
ReplyDelete~Jess
That they do
DeleteMore than a few
Right now I'm sitting, the computer in my face.
ReplyDeleteAt the moment I can't think of a better place.
A good spot
DeleteFine plot