The cat heard a nut go on the other day about leveling up at his bay. Of course we thought it was a videogame. Nope, something far more lame.
Level up.
Fill you cup.
Easy to do.
Life is all you.
Join the parade.
Lie in the shade.
After you level.
Beat the devil.
Go from one to two.
You can be brand new.
Just follow our plan.
All will be your fan.
Did I mention it's free?
There is no fee.
That is if you collect.
Others you can't neglect.
Bring more in.
That is a win.
You won't pay,
Giving them a brighter day.
They'll thank you.
More will come due.
It goes on a slant.
You they'll chant.
Then you'll make three.
That gets a yipeeeeee.
Level three is great.
A magic mushroom trait.
No waggy tail,
Or frog suit fail.
Just a great grin,
Knowing you can win.
But don't hold back.
Grow your pack.
Cheaper by the more.
That deserves an encore.
Get more in.
Fill our tin.
Then one day soon,
You'll be a level four loon.
Yeah, those things still exist. I think those can stay on my never to do list. Stupid pyramid scheme crap. Ever run in to such a lass or chap? They sure can annoy as they pretend to bring you joy. When really they want you under so they can plunder. Don't you want to join now in mass? I'll stick to video games if I want to be a leveling up little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Level up.
Fill you cup.
Easy to do.
Life is all you.
Join the parade.
Lie in the shade.
After you level.
Beat the devil.
Go from one to two.
You can be brand new.
Just follow our plan.
All will be your fan.
Did I mention it's free?
There is no fee.
That is if you collect.
Others you can't neglect.
Bring more in.
That is a win.
You won't pay,
Giving them a brighter day.
They'll thank you.
More will come due.
It goes on a slant.
You they'll chant.
Then you'll make three.
That gets a yipeeeeee.
Level three is great.
A magic mushroom trait.
No waggy tail,
Or frog suit fail.
Just a great grin,
Knowing you can win.
But don't hold back.
Grow your pack.
Cheaper by the more.
That deserves an encore.
Get more in.
Fill our tin.
Then one day soon,
You'll be a level four loon.
Yeah, those things still exist. I think those can stay on my never to do list. Stupid pyramid scheme crap. Ever run in to such a lass or chap? They sure can annoy as they pretend to bring you joy. When really they want you under so they can plunder. Don't you want to join now in mass? I'll stick to video games if I want to be a leveling up little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteIn for the win
DeleteAttacked on in
Good morning Alex
ReplyDeleteGood morning, Truedessa!
DeleteIs it good?
DeleteFriday at ones hood
oh man, it was the ninja!
ReplyDeleteoh kaykuala you were too late
so sorry you didn't get eight
that dang ninja
Alex is too fast
DeleteComes with class
Ann, luck of the draw
Left others in awe!
Hank
Sorry, Friday is the one morning I have a shot at it. Probably because I don't care when I leave for work by the end of the week.
DeleteIt's still October
DeleteBut it's harder to scare a ninja
binja, rinja, minja, dinja
Not much rhymes with ninja.
So it is boo boo boo to you.
Number two will not be you.
But wasn't Ann
Deletethreats a flash in the pan
Friday you don't care?
Are the bosses aware? lol
Most enjoyable to read loved the message it portrayed.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Halloween weekend.
Yvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
Level Life The Strife!
ReplyDeleteThey level up and strive
Hope to ensnare
They always dare
Those gullible take a dive
Hank
That they do
DeleteA dive right through
Leveling up in a video game is the only way I'll go. I'd be wary of nuns trying to get me involved in that kind of scheme.
ReplyDeleteWary is the way to be
DeleteStick to games at any sea
I haven't run in to any of those, so I count myself lucky!
ReplyDeleteGood to avoid in every way
DeleteSoooooo annoying when at play
Sometimes the nicest people get caught up in pyramid schemes. I knew a couple who offered to let me in on a deal. Later, they were arrested with others for participating in a pyramid scheme.
ReplyDeleteGood you never got in on that deal
DeleteAnd suffered any such ordeal
Easy to spot as one gets older
ReplyDeleteSchemes such as these
They do entice you though
And give it a bit of a tease.
Betty
Entice they try
DeleteAs their words fly
Make me rich in the twinkling of an eye
ReplyDeleteOthers do it, easy as pie
The only other way to make easy money
Run for office, it flows like honey
That is a good way
DeleteIf you want to be a slimey arse seeking pay
I'm not sure that's on the level at all!
ReplyDeleteA bit off it may be
DeleteActually sinking into the sea
I am the downfall of any pyramid or chain letter. The buck stops here
ReplyDeleteAnd burn it with ease
DeleteToss the ashes into the breeze
I was sucked into a pyramid scheme when I was 19. It was one of those send out 100 letters to people, and send $1 to the first 10 people on the list. Then 10 people will send you a dollar and it keeps going until you're raking in the money. I got back $1. lol
ReplyDeleteWow, I'd totally forgotten that I too was involved in a very similar scheme when I was the same age! I don't think I went so far as to send out all those letters... but I don't remember.
DeleteDamn, never heard of that one
DeleteAt least you got a dollar when done lol
The closest I ever came to being involved in a pyramid scheme was my brief stint as an Amway salesperson. In name only. I had zero interest in going door-to-door, and I refused to try to sell anything to my friends. I bought a couple things myself, and sold several cans of spray shoe shine to my father. Nobody made any money off of ME!
ReplyDeletehaha bet they were cursing you
DeleteNo money for the fat cats came due
But you can't go past level 99
ReplyDeleteUnless you cheat
DeleteThen it may hit the 101 street
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ReplyDeleteSometimes they sure can suck life away
DeleteWhat we have to do for pay
Playing Candy Crush here. They always manage to add more levels!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey keep on a going
DeleteWith the level showing
Sounds very much like a game to me
ReplyDeleteBut not a fun one to play at my same!!!
Not at all
DeleteAt any hall
You know what they say about avoiding all things that seem to good to be true!!
ReplyDeleteRun away fast
DeleteFrom it and the cast
Get them in our neighborhood all the time. Buy this, buy that. No thanks. I prefer to stay on the level I'm currently at. No need to upgrade.
ReplyDeleteStay the level that won't take pay
DeleteAnd ruin your day
I’ve had some clients run into this mess
ReplyDeleteMust be interesting to see
DeleteHow gullible humans can be